Likely American Idol Judge Nicki Minaj Is Cursing Out Everyone

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, August 20, 2012 at 3:08 PM EDT
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We love Nicki Minaj's crazy ass round these parts, so we got a major erection when we heard she is pretty close to signing a deal to judge American Idol. MJ's Big Blog has a hilarious story up about Nicki cursing out everyone and anyone on Twitter. Nicki had to cancel some performances this past weekend, and when fans were upset, Nicki started to go off on them on Twitter. Everything Nicki Minaj does is entertaining, but these tweets are even a step up from her normal craziness. If you want to see the types of feedback Nicki may give as a judge on Idol when she feels cornered, read and enjoy:

“I am so thankful to my true fans who understand WHY I couldn’t play #VFestival & WHY I can’t play Dublin. Absolutely gutted. However, if u have anything negative to say to me, please #EatShitAndDie – I am human.”

“I was in jeopardy of losing my voice entirely and needing surgery on my vocal chord. If u can’t understand that, your mother’s a WHORE!!!! I will NOT let you people make me feel horrible for a f*cking HEALTH issue! That’s what got me in this mess! I shldve listened 2 the doctor!”

“Like people are hitting me telling me I shldve mimed. No! Then you woulda made a fucking STORY out of that too! #killyafuckingself”

Then, when the Hollywood Reporter posted that Nicki was cursing out her fans, she retweeted her fans tweets that cursed the Hollywood Reporter out.

RT @TeamMinajOrDie: Get ur fuckin facts straight! RT @THR: Nicki Minaj Berates, Curses Fans After U.K

RT @Chantel_Nmx3: RT @PinkFreak4L Eat shit and die. Go find some real legitimate news you low class cum guzzlers @THR

RT @NickisLadyBugUK: SUCK A BIG DICK, GAG AND CHOKE ON EVERY F*CKING LIE YOU EVER TOLD!!!!! @THR

RT @PLaYBoYKeNxX: RT @DaRealKhefner: RT @Listen2Kevin: Now u can report how Nicki Minaj fans curse YOU out @THR – bitch

There is not a word in the English language for how much we would love for Nicki Minaj to be a judge on American Idol. And if you don't agree with us, YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE!!!!!


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likeyourvotescount
Posted: 8/20/2012 at 3:37 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Fantard

If she is half this batshit crazy on Idol, she could save the show.

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SemiTard
Posted: 8/20/2012 at 4:19 PM Reply with quote

And if you don't agree with us, YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE!!!!!

Mom turns tricks whenever the rent is due. But I still agree with you.

shock
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buckwheat328
Posted: 8/20/2012 at 4:30 PM Reply with quote
Location: Wisconsin Rapids

I believe this will turn away some frauen and bring back more people who want to watch trainwrecks. VFTW is in for our best season yet... -wishful thinking but I'm as giddy as a lil' school girl right now- VFTW Victory
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annielynn
Posted: 8/20/2012 at 4:41 PM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

^Laugh

Hell to the yeah, Nicki... let's get some UK-level acts up in this bitch. Clap


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cue5c
Posted: 8/21/2012 at 1:04 AM Reply with quote
Community Toaster Location: In Paula's Purse

Out of nowhere there's a lot of buzz. They'd be idiots to let her go and she might make me watch the show. You can bet there'll be a lot of fun and unflattering outfits next year with great chopping potential, not just from Nicki, but everyone pretending to be her.


Maybe Randy will try to out Nicki, Nicki, with disastrous results. He's such a fashion icon, you know?
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GuitarMan
Posted: 8/21/2012 at 2:37 AM Reply with quote

If Nicki gets signed, and gets miffed at Ryan Seacrest over something, she might beat the hell out of him on live TV. With Randy as just a mentor now, all he could do is say

dawg, dawg, your screamin' is pitchy,

better shut-up and listen to Nicki
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Leandro
Posted: 8/21/2012 at 9:00 AM Reply with quote

I guess Mariah's mother is the biggest whore in town, cause the woman is pissed.


http://www.tmz.com/2012/08/21/american-idol-mariah-carey-nicki-minaj-randy-jackson/
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Lampeedo
Posted: 8/21/2012 at 9:05 AM Reply with quote

OMG. Saint Antonella, hoping you have some kind of power to make Nicki AI judge.
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Papayafan
Posted: 8/21/2012 at 12:14 PM Reply with quote

I thought she was a done deal. She gives me a headache, not sure even the train wreck value would get me to watch. Of course, I only watched one episode last season but I did vote repeatedly for our boy P2.
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jerrob
Posted: 8/21/2012 at 5:51 PM Reply with quote
Location: Houston

I doubt very much she is going to be an Idol judge. There is no way they will have 3 black judges, it would destroy the show.


I know it sounds racist but there has to be diversity on the panel or else it will turn off their biggest demographics the middle aged frauen and the tweens.
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