We love Nicki Minaj's crazy ass round these parts, so we got a major erection when we heard she is pretty close to signing a deal to judge American Idol. MJ's Big Blog has a hilarious story up about Nicki cursing out everyone and anyone on Twitter. Nicki had to cancel some performances this past weekend, and when fans were upset, Nicki started to go off on them on Twitter. Everything Nicki Minaj does is entertaining, but these tweets are even a step up from her normal craziness. If you want to see the types of feedback Nicki may give as a judge on Idol when she feels cornered, read and enjoy:
“I am so thankful to my true fans who understand WHY I couldn’t play #VFestival & WHY I can’t play Dublin. Absolutely gutted. However, if u have anything negative to say to me, please #EatShitAndDie – I am human.”
“I was in jeopardy of losing my voice entirely and needing surgery on my vocal chord. If u can’t understand that, your mother’s a WHORE!!!! I will NOT let you people make me feel horrible for a f*cking HEALTH issue! That’s what got me in this mess! I shldve listened 2 the doctor!”
“Like people are hitting me telling me I shldve mimed. No! Then you woulda made a fucking STORY out of that too! #killyafuckingself”
Then, when the Hollywood Reporter posted that Nicki was cursing out her fans, she retweeted her fans tweets that cursed the Hollywood Reporter out.
RT @TeamMinajOrDie: Get ur fuckin facts straight! RT @THR: Nicki Minaj Berates, Curses Fans After U.K
RT @Chantel_Nmx3: RT @PinkFreak4L Eat shit and die. Go find some real legitimate news you low class cum guzzlers @THR
RT @NickisLadyBugUK: SUCK A BIG DICK, GAG AND CHOKE ON EVERY F*CKING LIE YOU EVER TOLD!!!!! @THR
RT @PLaYBoYKeNxX: RT @DaRealKhefner: RT @Listen2Kevin: Now u can report how Nicki Minaj fans curse YOU out @THR – bitch
There is not a word in the English language for how much we would love for Nicki Minaj to be a judge on American Idol. And if you don't agree with us, YOUR MOTHER'S A WHORE!!!!!