Keith Urban Reportedly New Judge On American Idol

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Friday, August 24, 2012 at 9:51 PM EDT
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Country Vibe is reporting that Keith Urban has accepted an offer to be one of the new judges on American Idol. This should greatly please rednecks and fraus (whom make up 95% of this show's viewers) and basically guarentees we're going to get WGWG #6, which greatly pleases VFTW.

One friendly piece of advice from VFTW to Keith: He better up his insurance policy as he's going to get caught up between nutcases Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj as they scratch each other's eyes out all season.

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likeyourvotescount
Posted: 8/24/2012 at 10:55 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Fantard

Maybe we will have coke head Urban on the show. I would imagine he would be on par with Tyler. There are rumors he could still be using out there, so he could be fun if he's flying high on TV.

redketchuplover
Posted: 8/24/2012 at 11:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: West Bend,WI USA

4 judges? or no Randy? tia

Analog_Kid
Posted: 8/24/2012 at 11:50 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

I think this new judging panel will be an unmitigated disaster. Your average Idol fan weenie will be shellshocked at all the changes, and probably has little idea who these people even are-- let alone familiar with their work-- since they don't exactly have their finger on the pulse. People will stay away in droves. Ha, ha, and ha.



Last edited by Analog_Kid on 8/24/2012 at 11:50 PM
mc_lusky
Posted: 8/25/2012 at 12:49 AM Reply with quote
Location: a hole in the bottom of the sea

^I agree. They're just blatantly trying to one up X-Factor and the voice when, to be honest, who's even interested on either of the shows to begin with? Nobody's listening to the music of the people winning these shows. Even those who are getting minor success aren't exactly the million dollar superstars the shows are supposed to be finding. I think idol needs to realize that this show was the sensation it was when it didn't have high profile celebrities on it.

ishka boo
Posted: 8/25/2012 at 2:41 AM Reply with quote

The panel is going to be so strange. I don't like Keith Urban at all, he will be squashed like a bug between MariaH and Nicki. But yeah, he will put at least one WGWG in the running, and America will do the rest!

annielynn
Posted: 8/25/2012 at 2:55 AM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

I despise Keith Urban. Despise. Although if he's back on the cola, he may be entertaining. Slightly.

GuitarMan
Posted: 8/25/2012 at 3:59 AM Reply with quote

Idol will need to make further cuts in compensation and comp's to their cast of contestants now. Perhaps have them buy their own lunches in Hollywood, and maybe cut-down to 100 dollars per live aired show they sing on - more and deeper cuts in tour compensation.


The new judges will need training on how to take 2 or 3 producers fav's, push them through to the top 13 and surround them with set-to-fails.





otherrobert
Posted: 8/25/2012 at 10:53 AM Reply with quote
Location: NJ

I approve of Mr. Uma Thurman judging on Idol. He could be bland as plain toast and I wouldn't care if it means Uma shows up and Whatevias her way through a live episode.


So now we're getting divas, cuntry acts, and...whatever the hell Nicki Minaj supports on Idol this season. That spells trainwreck.

thestorm
Posted: 8/25/2012 at 11:26 AM Reply with quote

Anyone but Adam Lambert. Of couse the Glamberts are now trashing both Mariah Carey and Keith Urban, claiming that Madame is more qualified than either of the two. Fan Fiction at it's most absurb.

Leandro
Posted: 8/25/2012 at 11:30 AM Reply with quote

Coke Urban? Is he usually funny at least?

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