Randy Jackson Refuses To Die

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Monday, September 10, 2012 at 10:13 PM EDT
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Just when you thought you'd got rid of him, Hollywood Reporter is claiming American Idol has given up talks with Enrique Iglesias and the fourth judge is going to be none other than Randy Jackson. Randy had been delegated to mentor/getting Mariah Carey sandwiches but isn't too proud to crawl back to his judge's chair, which surely is very well indented from his huge ass.

GuitarMan
Posted: 9/11/2012 at 12:36 AM Reply with quote

Randy probably just told Nigel that he wanted Enrique out. And he doesn't want some of the other rappers and hip-hop names on the list stealing his seat. So when Nigel got reinstated, suddenly the game changes.



Leandro
Posted: 9/11/2012 at 1:02 AM Reply with quote

Dawg's ability to survive impress me.



Last edited by Leandro on 9/11/2012 at 1:08 AM
insufferablepj
Posted: 9/11/2012 at 1:39 AM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

yo dawg. At least i can keep using this Randy now. Dumbest decision ever.

tata58
Posted: 9/11/2012 at 1:21 PM Reply with quote

Awww, man...I thought it was the end of "We gotta hot one tonight, dawg!":(

Worstronaut
Posted: 9/11/2012 at 1:41 PM Reply with quote

These judges are going to be way too nice and boring. All they care about is being likable to their fans so they can sell albums and concert tickets. Idol got it right at the beginning with a combination on ONE known artist and two insiders who don't give a shit about whether people like them. The kids have no chance of success anymore because these shows are all about the judges now.

Lampeedo
Posted: 9/11/2012 at 2:15 PM Reply with quote

There was never any final decision to get rid of him. They are just juggling rumours (see Madam as Idol judge) to get ratings and keep people interested. Getting rid of Randy and or replacing him is a NO BRAINER.He has never had anything going for him, nor added anything ever to the show. For better or worse, entertainment or qualification, Paula and Simon were badly missed. Can't say the same 2 Randy dwag or Princess Ryan when they get the boot, huh!

bluegenie
Posted: 9/11/2012 at 3:20 PM Reply with quote

Madame has been begging for the job, they must really not want him if they decided to put that fatass no talent piece of shit Jackson back in the seat.

MissD
Posted: 9/11/2012 at 3:39 PM Reply with quote

Why would they want Madam? Like what did he do? At least Randy Jackson has some more credibility.


I think time is of the essence. I think Nigel and crew have been lounging around the pool too much and not taking judging AI seriously.


I'm surprised they're not auditioning already. I think they're supposed to start next week?

Swegan
Posted: 9/11/2012 at 4:07 PM Reply with quote

Randy over Madam?

I expect the bovines' udders are gonna explode in outrage.


Randy

larissa
Posted: 9/11/2012 at 7:17 PM Reply with quote

Quote "MissD":
Why would they want Madam? Like what did he do? At least Randy Jackson has some more credibility.


I think time is of the essence. I think Nigel and crew have been lounging around the pool too much and not taking judging AI seriously.


I'm surprised they're not auditioning already. I think they're supposed to start next week?


AI auditions took place in my small town last month, only they were done with no-name judges or AI producers (?) not sure who but there was a huge turnout of hopefuls. These auditions must have been the preliminary ones that weeded out the worst contestants before the auditions that are shown on TV in the first weeks of Idol, when the actual judges judge.

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