X Factor debuts tonight and there's about as much excitment as there is for your grandmother appearing in the quarterfinals of her lawn bowling tournamnet. Simon's world is falling apart as everything he's touched lately has been a massive flop and, in a last desperate attempt to save his show, he's totally sold out to the tards by bringing in Britney Spears and Demi Lovato as judges. And if you think lip syncer Britney and 19-year-old Demi judging singing is as low as you can get, you're wrong as one of the hosts is very likely Khloe Kardashian.
While X Factor was a big dud last year, it had its fair share of VFTW moments, including Asstro's awesome run as our pick, and a look at VFTW's list of this year's spoilers for the finalists suggests there may be more.
I'll be blogging starting tonight as we watch Simon completely fall apart as his final chance at salvaging the most important project of his career is surely going to to fail. And just to make sure, The Voice is intentionally going directly against him tonight, just to drive the final nail in the coffin.
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annielynn
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Posted: 9/12/2012 at 5:46 PM
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Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.
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Brit and Demitards are going batshit over seeing their role models on this show. For every XFUS post on Facebook, there is Sparkle Cow-level tarding. Despite "The Voice" against it, it may do better than anticipated.
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Analog_Kid
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Posted: 9/12/2012 at 5:49 PM
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Location: Middletown
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I'm so excited about the X Factor debut tonight that I'm watching AGT instead.
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GuitarMan
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Posted: 9/12/2012 at 6:01 PM
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I thought AGT was supposed to be running tonight as well - with the trained dogs, contortionists, flipping bicycles and people running around in the dark with led lights attached to their fingers and hoodies -- well, haven't watched for a while, as the great wisdom and insight of Mandell and Stern were more than the "pointless chatter" meter could register.
So, it will be blonde vs blonde/Britney vs. Xtina, ... Producers Cee Lo vs. L.A. Reid, Rocker's Adam Levine vs Demi Lovato and Country Blake Shelton vs Pop-Promoter Simon for viewers.
Now if they can just find some talent.
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MISHAVONNA
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Posted: 9/12/2012 at 7:37 PM
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You put in the headline "X Factor debuts tonight: Yawn" and yet you mention you will be watching and live blogging. Are you an idiot or what? If it bores you why do you watch? Do you even get any income/money from watching and running this site other than $10?
Get a real fucking job Deb, you're approaching 50+ years old and your high school degree can only get you so far.
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Analog_Kid
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Posted: 9/12/2012 at 7:44 PM
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Location: Middletown
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^^ Hey, 2-ounce brain... Deb is not Smarterthanpickler. Stoop.
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nystargate
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Posted: 9/12/2012 at 8:14 PM
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Location: Cota Mare
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I decided not to watch any audition episodes of these shitfests live anymore. I am recording both The Voice and X-Factor and will watch them some day when I am having trouble sleeping...
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MISHAVONNA
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Posted: 9/12/2012 at 8:32 PM
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Quote "Analog_Kid": ^^ Hey, 2-ounce brain... Deb is not Smarterthanpickler. Stoop.
I don't give a fuck. All white trailer trash whores are the same to me.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 9/12/2012 at 9:53 PM
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Location: Lazaro's Pants!
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Quote : If it bores you why do you watch?
Because it pisses you off.
Quote : Get a real fucking job Deb, you're approaching 50+ years old
Yeah Deb, grow the fuck up.
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youaresafe
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Posted: 9/12/2012 at 11:29 PM
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"Candy Girl" is the new "Pants on the Ground!
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ecco6t9
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Posted: 9/13/2012 at 1:28 AM
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