It's Official: American Idol Judges Are Mariah Carey, Nicki Minaj, Keith Urban & Randy Jackson

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Sunday, September 16, 2012 at 1:39 PM EDT
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The round where the judges actually see you started today so Nigel can no longer hold onto the world's worst kept secret: Your judging panel for next season is Mariah Carey, Nicki Minaj (next to a midget Chris Sligh), Keith Urban (appropriately next to 2 fraus) and Randy Jackson. There is some VFTW potential here as Mariah and Nicki haven't even started working together and already hate each other's guts. Nicki is completely nuts and unpredictable, and that's nothing compared to Mariah. Keith Urban will be lucky to get a word in between these two. Meanwhile, the world would be a much better place if Randy never got in a word at all.

Read on to see more photos from today...

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mariah looking like Mama Cass...

 

 

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thestorm
Posted: 9/16/2012 at 1:52 PM Reply with quote

So happy no Adam Lambert!!! Of course Madam's fans are fuming, insisting they would boycott the show. I guess Idol will lose about a dozen viewers, lol.

Leandro
Posted: 9/16/2012 at 3:23 PM Reply with quote

Do they have enough space to accommodate so many fat asses ? Keith Urban will be crushed.


bluegenie
Posted: 9/16/2012 at 3:36 PM Reply with quote

I'm confused. Isn't that Adam arriving in the last picture? Maybe not- too bad for Adam- last chance for him to have a career of any kind, even as a judge- I guess there's always acid dropping at the Burning Man Festival for him every year,

GuitarMan
Posted: 9/16/2012 at 5:10 PM Reply with quote

3 of the panel are from the inside-circle of specific labels, investors and power-brokers in a certain area of the industry - which includes Nigel, Jackson, Iovine, Seacrest and some others in the back room.


They only went outside the fold for Urban, and are not giving him near the contract of Carey or Minaj.


The whole speculation over looking for judges was mostly smoke & mirrors, as they inked the ones that will make the inside combine the most money from the extra exposure and potential sales from it.







Bob Ross
Posted: 9/16/2012 at 5:30 PM Reply with quote

RIP White Guy With Guitar who can't dance.Ryan

Janeace
Posted: 9/16/2012 at 6:25 PM Reply with quote
NYstateofmind Location: New York

Ho hummmmmmm.

Brklyn345
Posted: 9/16/2012 at 6:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: Brooklyn, New York

Keith Urban is probably the only legit judge. Randy will offer nothing more than "dawg/hot one/in it to win it" and Mariah and Nicki will be too busy trying to out-autotune/out-sample/out-dress-and-dance-like-a-whore each other to concentrate on the contestants.

ishka boo
Posted: 9/16/2012 at 6:42 PM Reply with quote

You really had me thinking for a second that really was Chris Sligh there. I thought two things: Wow, he really shrunk and, what would HE be doing there?


Nicki Minaj's ass is really huge.


Adam Lambert's "career" has no hope now, his record label will drop him along with the label-sponsored website and the Sparkle Cows will cease to be.

Brklyn345
Posted: 9/16/2012 at 6:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: Brooklyn, New York

Quote "Leandro":
Do they have enough space to accommodate so many fat asses ? Keith Urban will be crushed.





Poor Keith thinks he's safe from the cray-cray by standing far away from them in the group pic.....silly, silly fool.

materfakkir
Posted: 9/16/2012 at 7:03 PM Reply with quote

Quote "ishka boo":
Adam Lambert's "career" has no hope now, his record label will drop him along with the label-sponsored website and the Sparkle Cows will cease to be.


The Cows and Fraus have been losing their shit on Twitter and elsewhere today. They were so delusional holding out hope Adam made the panel. I think Idol had no intention of ever seriously considering his ass, and this was his last shot to hang onto some semblance of a career. He was dissed and dismissed, like a little bitch VFTW Victory Countdown to the inevitable shitcan from RCA in 5, 4, 3... Clap

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