Bristol Palin SAFE on Dancing With The Stars!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Tuesday, September 25, 2012 at 10:03 PM EDT
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Bristol SAFE! Fire your guns in the air!

 

Right-wing nutjobs have had little to look forward to this November but their luck may be changing as Bristol Palin is safe after Week One on Dancing With The Stars. Bristol was in jeopardy tonight but VFTW and The Tea Party gave her the push she needed to get over the top. VFTW and Bristol knocked off Pam Anderson, who hopefully got a good lecture before leaving from our favorite abstinence advocate.

Join us next week as we get Bristol to knock off a much better dancer. Until then, watch this video of who VFTW has joined forces with.

annielynn
Posted: 9/26/2012 at 1:39 AM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

The guy in the Steelers jacket in that video: "Russia is right across the street!" Laugh

Wagner4eva
Posted: 9/26/2012 at 6:44 AM Reply with quote

VFTW Victory The hate mail and tweets will be flying through here if we get her thru next week:)

SemiTard
Posted: 9/26/2012 at 11:05 AM Reply with quote

You have a severely warped sense of humor. Democrats fear anything Palin. Moderate Republicans wish the Palins would just fade into obscurity. The longer Bristol survives, the more discomfort will be felt by most people.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 9/26/2012 at 5:23 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Lazaro's Pants!

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You have a severely warped sense of humor.


Thank you!

she_is_so_random
Posted: 9/26/2012 at 5:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: renovation HELL

Who's the bitch with the pregnant belly in that pic? (I believe that was Gristle's Trig prenancy, not her next one which resulted in Tripp.) That's not the same person because the one who is on DWTS can open a can of motor oil with her chin.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 9/26/2012 at 5:52 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Lazaro's Pants!

That's Bristol alright, with the first of her two kids...pre-plastic surgery.

she_is_so_random
Posted: 9/26/2012 at 7:15 PM Reply with quote
Location: renovation HELL

^^I know, I being facetious since the person in that pic bears almost no resemblance to the one on DTWS.


(Btw, wasn't her mom supposedly preggo in thst pic? Also...that pic you have in the previous post with Gristle, Trig, and Levi....I think Trig is the spitting image of Levi.)

ishka boo
Posted: 9/26/2012 at 7:34 PM Reply with quote

Hey guys, can I indulge in some conspiracy debunking here? I know many of you think Trig (the downs syndrome child) is Gristle's baby. But Trig was born in April 2008, and they announced Gristle's due date of 12/2008 for the sole purpose of squelching the Trig rumor. Besides, how likely is it for a teenager to have a Downs synrome baby?

she_is_so_random
Posted: 9/26/2012 at 8:34 PM Reply with quote
Location: renovation HELL

Not to turn this into the Gristle Palin pregnancy conspiracy thread but 8 months is enough time to have a slightly premature "Irish twin" (2 babies born to the same mom within a year) Woman are extremely fertile right after delivery, hence so many oopsies. There is a site whose name escapes me now that has done a lot of looking-into as to the subject of 2 Palin women and who may or may not have pregnant at what time. (One of the points is that there is no public record of Trig's birth at the hospital where PitBull Momma claims to have birthed him.) And while teens having DS babies is rare, it's not non-existant.



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Wagner4eva
Posted: 9/26/2012 at 10:32 PM Reply with quote

Gristle is in a group of celebrities that are basically worthless pieces of shit - with NO talent like Justin Bieber, the Kardashians, and herself. But in this rare instance and ONLY this one, I vote for her - just to see the shocked looks of the tards that love the favesLaughClap

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