X Factor: Freddie Combs Is A Lazy Misogynistic Fatty

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Saturday, September 29, 2012 at 2:59 PM EDT
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It was difficult not to fall in love with Freddie Combs after his audition this week because if a 600-pound guy being rolled up a ramp by a crew of ten isn't VFTW, I don't know what is. But this wasn't Freddie's first time on TV as he appeared on a show called...wait for it...Ton Of Fun! And we see that Freddie's morbidly obese body isn't a result of genetics but because he's a lazy misogynistic fatty who orders his wife around like a dog.

And this guy's supposed to be a Minister.

Cats
Posted: 9/29/2012 at 4:05 PM Reply with quote

Freddie has turned heel on VFTW.


*Cats rolls Freddie into a river.

Cats
Posted: 9/29/2012 at 4:09 PM Reply with quote

She would divorce him but who would want half of those assets?


peebeeandjay
Posted: 9/29/2012 at 7:39 PM Reply with quote

You're 900 pounds. Your nads probably smell like a landfill. You're actually married, which means you may be getting some tail. And you treat her like that? What a tard.



Last edited by peebeeandjay on 9/29/2012 at 7:50 PM
Leandro
Posted: 9/29/2012 at 9:33 PM Reply with quote

So, he developed his pipes by screaming with his wife. I bet he did the same thing with his mother when he was a child and I bet he will do the same thing with his children, if miraculously he have one or more. That's actually a sad person and a sad situation.

bluegenie
Posted: 9/29/2012 at 10:06 PM Reply with quote

These are just two fame whores looking for attention. There was something else up on youtube- another show, I guess? This might have been a special- This one is called Heavily Ever After

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGo_o7N4JAs


You would think when he got up there boo-hoo-ing about himself, he might have said, "Oh, I also starred in my own reality series for TLC"- XFactor is so desperate, they had to have known when they did background checks on them- and his singing sucks!

GuitarMan
Posted: 9/30/2012 at 12:08 AM Reply with quote

It doesn't surprise me that the Factor had this slipped into the actual live auditions. Like AGT/BGT they want the weird, the shocking the challenging side-stories and controversial to hit the air.


They probably passed-up at least a few hundred good singers from pre-auditions phase 1 & 2, sent the story and clips to producers, then they scripted for Simon the "go through if you can stand and sing" before he ever got a chance to go on stage.


Now they can get some of the "biggest loser" theme into the works. The show did get extra free advertising from msn and other press, for having a 540 pound contestant on the show.


And Simon & Co. are going to shoot for 20 million viewers off this kind of stuff along with some rappers in baggy pants that run around the stage like chickens on speed. Boot camp up next Wed.



dafeedil
Posted: 9/30/2012 at 11:12 AM Reply with quote

What a disgusting and loathesome individual. I'd leave his fat, nasty ass down there in the basement to rot. It would take years for him to actually die, though, with that massive fuckton of fat to keep him alive.

annielynn
Posted: 9/30/2012 at 4:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

Famewhore was famewhoring a fake, scripted "reality" show. From which he (?) and his fake subservient wife will make tons of money. Fortunately, morbid obesity is fatal. Oh, the tangled web... Antoiletta

Worstronaut
Posted: 9/30/2012 at 8:54 PM Reply with quote

Quote "peebeeandjay":
You're 900 pounds. Your nads probably smell like a landfill. You're actually married, which means you may be getting some tail. And you treat her like that? What a tard.


I'm thinking (actually... hoping) this isn't physically possible.

alknows
Posted: 10/1/2012 at 5:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Southern California

Are they gonna make him compete as a group?

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