X Factor UK: Rylan Clark Shakes That Ass!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Saturday, October 20, 2012 at 11:19 PM EDT
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It was Club Night on UK X Factor this week and Rylan Clark was a VFTW triple threat: He sang like crap, danced like crap and dressed like crap! You'll have to forgive Rylan for his performance as he had little time to prepare as he was very busy all week stumbling all over London drunk off his ass and making out with trannies, as all VFTW picks should!

This show is the biggest soap opera I've ever seen; every contestant has some dramatic story that runs in the newspapers all week. I assume whoever produces this show also controls the same newspaper that runs all these stories.

And Nicole is the most annoying person ever. Two words, Nicole: Drop-Dead!


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annielynn
Posted: 10/21/2012 at 12:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Hangin' with the Awkward Turtles.

<333

The headline banner says "Vote Biblical Values" Laugh
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Wellington
Posted: 10/21/2012 at 1:38 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bucks County, PA.

...omg, he has tumours on his shoulders poor thing...
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whc
Posted: 10/21/2012 at 10:17 AM Reply with quote
Location: ca

While his performance was deliciously awful, it takes the fun out when he looks so beat down even during the positive reviews.
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Cats
Posted: 10/21/2012 at 12:39 PM Reply with quote

That was very VFTW.


Thus I approve.


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TS
Posted: 10/21/2012 at 3:47 PM Reply with quote

SAFE!!! Go Rylan! GO XFUK! I LOVE this show!


VFTW Victory
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Brklyn345
Posted: 10/21/2012 at 4:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: Brooklyn, New York

Seriously, he's safe? Please don't cock-tease, this guy is AWESOME! I'm officially a Rylan Siren! Clap
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TS
Posted: 10/21/2012 at 5:13 PM Reply with quote

No cock teasing here...it was heaven to watch. Britain obviosuly hates Gary Barlow--he was sooooo pissed off! Laugh


Bye-bye MK1!
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Wagner4eva
Posted: 10/21/2012 at 8:14 PM Reply with quote

Gary is THE biggest asshole in the history of any of the singing shows; Simon was wise to use him..
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palmtreesnpapayas
Posted: 10/21/2012 at 8:37 PM Reply with quote

I think I'm in love.Paula That was fucking LOVE.
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Babyfrau
Posted: 10/21/2012 at 10:56 PM Reply with quote
Location: Kentucky

VFTW Victory


LOVE him. <333
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