Embrace The Inevitable & Vote For The WGWG On X Factor

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Friday, December 07, 2012 at 6:15 PM EST
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VFTW had so much hope 2 years ago when we found out X Factor was coming to America; the UK version is the most VFTW-friendly show ever, giving us acts like Jedward, Wagner, Rylan and Cher Lloyd. But two years on, all we've gotten is a total dud of a show that's going to land up with the same unmarketable winner American Idol's had the past five years running, thanks to the grannies, fundies and fat housewives taking over X Factor just like they did Idol. So it's time to accept the inevitable, sit back, relax, put the remainder of our season in cruise control and vote for the WGWG. Tate out-WGWGs the past five Idol winners combined, and if this is the completely hopeless winner X Factor wants (just like they got last year), VFTW will be more than glad to help out.

So put on your cowboy hat, start your pickup truck and shoot something as it's time to vote for Tate Stevens. Come back next week after Tate's performance for his voting info.

All VFTW wants for Christmas is for WGWG to knock off Carly Rose Sonenblurg and Simon's acts!

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Masterpiece
Posted: 12/7/2012 at 7:32 PM Reply with quote
Location: Boring Countryland

For CeCe Frey & Jennel Garcia!!! Clap


You're going down Carly Rose Soreplant!Barf



Last edited by Masterpiece on 12/7/2012 at 7:34 PM
alknows
Posted: 12/7/2012 at 7:45 PM Reply with quote
Location: Southern California

Yeah might as well make it a Hee-Haw hootenanny and push Tate to the finish line. Realistically, Carly and him are the only ones with a prayer of winning at this point. And poor Carly will have to go back to starring in TV shows and appearing on Broadway if she loses. I don't think Tate is the guaranteed success some think he'll be. He sounds and looks like A LOT of other country artists. We'll see. McDreary has done well because he's younger than your average assembly line country performer. Was it my imagination or was Chloe wearing a shiny magic belt Thursday? That thing never moved or turned no matter what she did!

pgh167
Posted: 12/7/2012 at 7:58 PM Reply with quote

this site is a bigger joke than these shows are. yeah vote for the person who has been number 1 almost every week, that'll show em!

Mr.RandyWatson
Posted: 12/7/2012 at 8:03 PM Reply with quote
Location: Queens, NY

I wouldn't buy his music, but I really can't stand the rest of them on that show. Besides, his mentor looks like a Black Robocop. I loved that movie when I was a kid.


I'd buy that for a dollar!!!



Last edited by Mr.RandyWatson on 12/7/2012 at 8:03 PM
Lampeedo
Posted: 12/7/2012 at 8:29 PM Reply with quote

Well duh? WGWG has knocked off Simon's act every fucking week and has beating Sonenplant as well have the time.

With or without VFTW, he can win the whole fucking thing. But then again that doesnt make him any good. He is awful, he cant sing, cant dance, cant even play the fucking guitar. He's like 60 yrs old and still trying to make it.... Hmm, good luck with that one.

I HATE both Sonenplant and Douchebag. As long as neither Douchebag nor Plant win then it's a VFTW VICTORY



Last edited by Lampeedo on 12/7/2012 at 8:31 PM
Ivette 2.0
Posted: 12/7/2012 at 9:25 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bates Motel

Quote "pgh167":
this site is a bigger joke than these shows are. yeah vote for the person who has been number 1 almost every week, that'll show em!


Hey dumbass, did you not read the thing at all?


Quote "smarterthanpickler":
So it's time to accept the inevitable, sit back, relax, put the remainder of our season in cruise control and vote for the WGWG.


No one's pretending like we're breaking new ground by voting for WGWG #6. We're just doing what's most fun at this point, which is giving America its 6th WGWG winner from a karaoke competition. Now kindly fuck off and don't post criminally dumb comments on websites that you clearly don't understand. Surely you can get your jollies from something else.



Last edited by Ivette 2.0 on 12/7/2012 at 9:27 PM
GuitarMan
Posted: 12/7/2012 at 9:41 PM Reply with quote

The only consolation will be if the Tate'r plays guitar on every single performance to the end.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 12/7/2012 at 10:58 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Lazaro's Pants!

Quote "pgh167":
this site is a bigger joke than these shows are. yeah vote for the person who has been number 1 almost every week, that'll show em!


It took only three comments to get this oh so predictable post. VFTW Victory

Worstronaut
Posted: 12/8/2012 at 12:24 AM Reply with quote

I like this idea. The real country stars HATE it when these reality show contestants take all their attention and fans away.

Efman
Posted: 12/8/2012 at 12:40 AM Reply with quote

Any way they admit their mistake and get CeCe back?


ClapLaughClapSimon

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