X Factor: The WGWG Wins Again... VFTW VICTORY!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Thursday, December 20, 2012 at 10:00 PM EST
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VFTW, the grannies, fraus and fundies have done it again...VFTW Pick Tate Stevens wins X Factor!

 

 

Congrats X Factor, you now have the exact same completely unmarketable winner American Idol's had five years running. Tate will surely be as big as last year's winner, whoever that was.

Meanwhile, Carly Rose Sonenclar's stage parents are surely devasted by this massive failure as it's back to Broadway productions of Annie for their daughter. And the next time Fifth Harmony will be seeing each other is at the funeral of whichever one dies first.

 

Now, time to get ready to give American Idol WGWG #6.

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ZNearX
Posted: 12/20/2012 at 10:08 PM Reply with quote

Actually it was producers who did it cause this is a show that doesn't count votes lol. but he still won so whatever

GuitarMan
Posted: 12/20/2012 at 10:36 PM Reply with quote

Now Tate needs to get himself a good Law Firm and Accounting Firm - to start chasing the dollars that are supposed to be spent on his recording contract. I'm sure there's plenty of stipulations and fine print involved.


If Melanie had 5 million spent on recording, distribution, promotion and Radio Station perks --- why haven't we seen her in the Hot 100 Billboard Top 40? You would think one could low-ball enough 50 cent downloads to at least look respectable in the market. She did get up to around 9th I think, with Don't Fail Me Now, but only on the dance charts for a bit, which is used in a lot of dance clubs or dance/fitness programs. Only sold about 20,000 copies as of early Dec.

she_is_so_random
Posted: 12/20/2012 at 10:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: renovation HELL

AAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Shades of things to come.

Nash
Posted: 12/20/2012 at 10:50 PM Reply with quote
Location: Canada

I don't think we have seen the last of 5H. One Direction placed 3rd. They have had tremendous success. The girls are young and pretty and marketable. They have improved tremendously. Notwithstanding, still glad Tater won.

coachb12
Posted: 12/20/2012 at 10:58 PM Reply with quote

That's one small step for Mankind and one giant leap for VFTW.Now coming to a theatre near you.It's Scott Chris Phil David Lee and Tate.WGWG Blazing Guitar Tour 2012.Special Guest Stars to be revealed shortly.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 12/20/2012 at 11:05 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Lazaro's Pants!

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I don't think we have seen the last of 5H. One Direction placed 3rd.


One big difference: 1D has penises.

firstinspace
Posted: 12/20/2012 at 11:25 PM Reply with quote

I doubt that it is big!

otherrobert
Posted: 12/20/2012 at 11:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: NJ

Don't worry about Carly's career. There are plenty of shows she can be shoveled into as a replacement during their runs on Broadway: Annie, Matilda, and Mary Poppins. Sure, she already turned down auditions for the first two because she booked a reality show, but I'm sure the producers won't hold it against her. She did, after all, star in the megaflop musical Wonderland.Laugh

coolio22
Posted: 12/21/2012 at 12:22 AM Reply with quote
Carly Tard

Quote "smarterthanpickler":
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I don't think we have seen the last of 5H. One Direction placed 3rd.


One big difference: 1D has penises.

what's your point?? Kesha or nikki minaj don't have penises and they are as big as 1D.



Last edited by coolio22 on 12/21/2012 at 12:34 AM
scumsilly
Posted: 12/21/2012 at 1:30 AM Reply with quote

5 million dollars. That's how much this show decided this redneck is worth in reality tv prize money. Obviously he won't get most of it, but he's such an incredibly weak singer I'm still shocked he made it this far. The rednecks/fundies/grannies have really taken over.


Meanwhile a marketable chick who can sing won the Voice.

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