Merry Christmas, Britney...You're FIRED!

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Thursday, December 27, 2012 at 8:20 PM EST
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2012 has been a year of utter failure for Simon Cowell, and it ends appropriately as it's being reported Simon's going to fire his own handpicked judge Britney Spears. Simon wanted the crazy Britney (like the one on the left!) and layed down $15 million of Fox's money to get her and save his show. Instead, he got someone so medicated that she was restricted to three words per critique that were written down for her...and she still got them wrong!

Simon's on quite a roll. Meanwhile, Britney shouldn't be too upset as she's so out of it she probably doesn't even know she was on the show.

Robster2001
Posted: 12/27/2012 at 8:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: Richmond, VA

Yeah, but if she ever finds out she was on this show, she'll be so pissed...

she_is_so_random
Posted: 12/27/2012 at 9:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: renovation HELL

Rumor has it that he wants Rihanna and Fist...I mean Chris...Brown.

Dipsy
Posted: 12/27/2012 at 9:39 PM Reply with quote
Menardtard Location: The Home for the Bewildered

??? I thought this show got cancelled after the first season.

Delvecchio
Posted: 12/27/2012 at 10:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: Fu-Gee-La

^They got renewed for a third season back on like the second episode of this season. Guess Fox jumped the gun expecting better ratings?

GuitarMan
Posted: 12/28/2012 at 1:05 AM Reply with quote

Now someone else will have to give useless advice to the producers next line-up of young teen girls that all somehow end-up in the top 10 quest for stardom.


Rihanna was a guest mentor last season, but she doesn't need a career boost right now, so she would be another huge price-tag; unless she wants to quit touring and just do local and studio work for a while. She had nothing very interesting to say during her house visits sessions last year.


This show is mostly an exploitation show ...using aspiring singers as props for celebrities to play games with. That's what advertisers willingly pay for, a hot mess of manipulation, legal rigging and a combination of Jerry Springer & Survivor drama.


The winner likely gets an annuity-type of long-term pay-out, with stipulations. The others only get an extra cookie if the powers that be -- think they can make a little more dough from them, during their short-term of semi-fame. Then they are dropped and it's on to the next show.


coolsguy17
Posted: 12/28/2012 at 1:18 AM Reply with quote

Now if they just fire Khloe I might contemplate almost watching it.

Worstronaut
Posted: 12/28/2012 at 1:22 AM Reply with quote

Money really must be no object for her because this bitch didn't even bother trying to engage with anyone. If someone were paying me $15MM I'd be acting all kinds of crazy.


Sorry Britney. Oh also, you're husband is leaving you.



Last edited by Worstronaut on 12/28/2012 at 1:22 AM
youaresafe
Posted: 12/28/2012 at 2:58 AM Reply with quote

Who's going to feed our "Amazing" need then?

joeyharmonic
Posted: 12/28/2012 at 3:07 AM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Somewhere out there

If Simon has any sense left, he will re-hire Pauler and make sure there's a well-stocked mini-bar in her dressing room.

Masterpiece
Posted: 12/28/2012 at 6:08 AM Reply with quote
Location: Boring Countryland

I only watched this season because of CeCe Frey. Let's be honest, I think the rest of the world agrees including the American audiences (non-voters and worsters included) that when she left then so did the views.


Carly Rose and Tate Stevens have got to be the most boring and dull finalists in the history of AL wannabe shows. And turns out the most boring wins Laugh


That's why the views dropped Barf


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