The Colorado Crush are Worsters

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, March 24, 2008 at 11:03 AM EDT
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Arena football team Colorado Crush is out to help keep Kristy Lee Cook in the competition. And we're OK with that! The team sent out a press release today that says the Colorado Crush's quarterback, John Dutton, is Kristy Lee Cook's brother-in-law. Because of this, the team is encouraging all fans to vote for Kristy. "The AFL is like one big family," said Dutton. "It would be wonderful if everyone involved in the League – fans, players, coaches, staffers, and owners – showed their support for Kristy. Our immediate family is already proud of her and votes every week. I hope the AFL family will join me and vote for Kristy on Tuesday night." Hey, whatever works. We'd love to see her go home this week because she's so boring, but we'd also love to see her stick around and annoy America. We don't know which would be better. Maybe if the Crush fans all help out, we'll get number two. We're satisfied either way though, and as an added bonus, we can make a joke about the entire football team that Kristy slept with all voting for her!

J_Rich
Posted: 3/24/2008 at 11:08 AM Reply with quote

Perfect picture!

JohnnyDrama
Posted: 3/24/2008 at 11:17 AM Reply with quote
PaPa Fuck B**bs Location: Locked in a thread! Get me out of here!!

I hope she goes! She's been a plant from day one! TMZ has dug up more vids from "gigs" of hers then any other. Hell by a 5-1 ratio!! She Blooowwwwwwssssss ask Simon!! The real question for KKKristy next week....

Ryan: Kristy? If you were a bird... would you be a "Spit" or a "Swallow"?

Now thats television!! I'm guessing spit! Carly... there's a gargle and gulp!

well im pissed off
Posted: 3/24/2008 at 11:33 AM Reply with quote
You Bastards Location: The Wetlands

Colorado Crush, 2008 season (1 win, 2 losses)

A loser team voting for a loser.

(Hehehe, Dave, the jokes do write themselves;)

runuts251
Posted: 3/24/2008 at 11:36 AM Reply with quote

Oh sweet! Whatever helps...or doesn't.

crazytom
Posted: 3/24/2008 at 11:36 AM Reply with quote
Location: Farmington MI

A shame that AI did Bon Jovi week last season. Since Jon is part of the AFL family, it would be interesting to see how the producers handle such a blatant conflict of interest.

Oh wait, nevermind.

badmammerjammer
Posted: 3/24/2008 at 11:57 AM Reply with quote
Location: LETS GO PENS

People actually watch AFL games?

Insane
Posted: 3/24/2008 at 11:58 AM Reply with quote
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Whatever will be will be, but I kind of hope she lasts some extra weeks now. That would really piss off the sheeple! ;)

AI_skeptic
Posted: 3/24/2008 at 12:54 PM Reply with quote

does she suck or blow? i'll take either one. at least she won't be able to sing while she's doing it.

Scott Baio
Posted: 3/24/2008 at 1:44 PM Reply with quote

You know, she's not quite found her footing yet as either a valid threat to the top performers or a true VFTW spokesthing, but I think Kristy is going to surprise us all tomorrow night.

Oh no, not by singing well. No no no!

For real, no.

What I meant was, I think she's going to rock a ponyhawk tomorrow night and reveal herself as the true Season 7 reincarnation of the great one, Sanjaya. It will be the dawn of a new age, and those who do not give in to its awesomeness will be left for dead at the feet of our new queen! Rejoice, children, for the Chosen One is upon us!

Or she may just come out and stumble around blindly while singing like shit again. Could go either way.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: 3/24/2008 at 2:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

Hehehe - KKK with a faux-hawk. I'm praying to Jebus for that right now...

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