Michael Johns is Eliminated, VFTW Victory!

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, April 10, 2008 at 2:56 PM EDT
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Michael Johns is eliminated. The only thing funnier would have been Carly's swan song. The open mouthed friend in the audience was pretty hilarious. Bye bye Aussie douche bag. "Last year for Idol Gives Back, no one left us. This year, Michael... it's the end of the road." Awesome. Always good to make Paula cry. Continue to victory, Kristy!

 

 

 


panicatthedisco425
Posted: 4/10/2008 at 3:00 PM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2008 Location: 1113 140th pl sw

darn i wanted that bitch brooke to go home.

Megan.
Posted: 4/10/2008 at 3:01 PM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2008 Location:

HOW HILARIOUS!

Others were so sure it'd be somebody else...

Im very pleased actually. He bugged me.

everydayangel
Posted: 4/10/2008 at 3:06 PM Reply with quote
Carly's Constant Gardener Joined: May 2007 Location: With Golightly's Hidden Recording Contract

Here comes the hate mail, but I love you dave, Go KKK All the Way!!!! Next on the block Cunty!!

keelhaulrose
Posted: 4/10/2008 at 3:10 PM Reply with quote
Joined: April 2007 Location: Illinois

Michael got sacrificed to save Carly, so I feel bad for him, but he's been butchering some of my favorite songs, so bye-bye Aussie!

JOlson
Posted: 4/10/2008 at 3:10 PM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2008 Location: Planet Earth

The only way this makes sense is that the producers think that they've managed to throw the general public off Carly Smithson's scent by "depimping" her over the last few weeks. That, or they've decided that they wanted to generate some additional controversy by having a "shocking" elimination, plus rub it in our faces by not letting Carly get "voted" off before Sanjaya did. Actually, it is probably a combination of both, in light of how poorly Carly acted being "sincerely" shocked. Her attempt to act like she thought she was going home was even less sincere than her decision to adopt her husband's last name a couple years into their marriage.

sunshine8503
Posted: 4/10/2008 at 3:13 PM Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Joined: March 2007 Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd

GOOD RIDDANCE ASSHOLE

VFTW VICTORY!!!

BeckEye
Posted: 4/10/2008 at 3:15 PM Reply with quote
Madame Glambert Joined: February 2008 Location: Blown out da box

Oh, that's IT. Fuck this show, fuck the tweentards of America, fuck Kristy Lee, fuck Carly, fuck Syesha, fuck Little Lord Archuleroy, fuck the Dawg, fuck Paula and her drug dealer, fuck FOX, fuck Ford, fuck American Idol.

Oh. And one more thing. FUCK!

I have no reason for watching this piece of shit show anymore. But I will. And my recaps will be worthy of Andrew Dice Clay from this point forward.

islesrok
Posted: 4/10/2008 at 3:18 PM Reply with quote
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You all really liked johns and his neckerchief? Did you really like his self-indulgent performances? He looked like he'd rather perform in front of a mirror than in front of America. Good riddance moron.

simonCrow
Posted: 4/10/2008 at 3:18 PM Reply with quote
Joined: April 2007 Location: Oregon

now michael can do the INXS thing &; go hang his worthless ass

Scott Baio
Posted: 4/10/2008 at 3:18 PM Reply with quote
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Aww, I just came in here to express my sincere condolences to Beckeye. As much as I was not a huge fan of the Aussie, I thought he had two pretty good weeks in a row, and it was not his turn to go.

Sorry, Beckeye.

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