The Curse of Sanjaya is Real!

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, April 16, 2008 at 5:40 AM EDT
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Looks like our Papaya is STILL making headlines, a year after he was eliminated from American Idol. E! Online asserts that since that fateful day when Sanjaya was given the boot, Tuesday night Idol shows have lost 1.5 million viewers and Wednesday tnight results shows have lost 3 million viewers. You should've listened to us, Nigel. We're saving your show. The only way to remedy this is to make Kristy Lee Cook the American Idol this year. And still... that won't remedy this. You're cursed FOREVER! Bwahahaha.

Van Dergraaf
Posted: 4/16/2008 at 5:53 AM Reply with quote

Wow! According to the E!Online article, Idol Gives Head had only 17.8 million viewers.

That's not just the Sanjaya Curse; that's pure suckitude.

BeckEye
Posted: 4/16/2008 at 6:19 AM Reply with quote
Madame Glambert Location: Blown out da box

Do you think some disgruntled Hawaiian construction worker buried Sanjaya's bandana in the concrete under the AI studio?

sanjifan
Posted: 4/16/2008 at 6:22 AM Reply with quote
Location: OKlahoma City

You think they will have Sanjaya sing on the finale? THAT wouldf boost ratings.

zerho
Posted: 4/16/2008 at 6:31 AM Reply with quote

hey guys check out wikipedia!!!!they already plotted out the sequence of the contestants wonder if its true...!

7.Brooke White

6.Carly Smithson

5.Syesha Mercado

4.Kristy Lee Cook

3.David Cook

2.Jason Castro

1.David Archuleta

thefunnystone
Posted: 4/16/2008 at 6:49 AM Reply with quote
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Of course it is. Wikipedia is the most accurate news source next to TMZ.

crazytom
Posted: 4/16/2008 at 6:53 AM Reply with quote
Location: Farmington MI

That's just reverse alphabetical order.

The producers wouldn't be THAT obvious. Would they?

crazytom
Posted: 4/16/2008 at 6:57 AM Reply with quote
Location: Farmington MI

Idol destroyed the show in order to prevent another Sanjaya from getting on the air. Irony, I love you.

But I want to know why Time Magazine isn't listing Sanjaya among the 214 possibilities for most influential person of the year. Seriously, what has Nelson Mandela done recently?

Scott Baio
Posted: 4/16/2008 at 7:51 AM Reply with quote

Yes, and legend has it he stole a lock of Sanjaya's ponyhawk and burned it underneath the Idol stage. He also sacrificed a live chicken under the judge's table and left a shot of whisky for the Haitian voodoo loa Maîtresse Délai, patron of tambourine players. As planned, Paula Abdul's hound dog-like sense of smell led her right to the whisky, which she then consumed, provoking the ire of Maîtresse Délai, and cursing the Idol show forever.

When someone informed Paula of what she had done, she said, "You... jusht look... incredibly beautiful tonight, and... I think... you have lotsh of talent... and... I'm jusht a huge fan... of everything you... do... ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzz."

magooish
Posted: 4/16/2008 at 8:25 AM Reply with quote
Magoo, you've done it again! Location: Cartoon land

And we all know Zabasearch is the MOST accurate. (if you check the results the day after elimination)

Magooish

keelhaulrose
Posted: 4/16/2008 at 9:36 AM Reply with quote
Location: Illinois

The only way to bring back ratings is to have someone that outdoes Sanjaya in almost every way...

Where is the "I am your brother" guy nowadays?

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