Jordin Sparks News About to Break

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, April 19, 2008 at 7:06 AM EDT
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You know VFTW knows everything before anyone else does. So listen up when we say some news is going to come out that affects Jordin Sparks' career. And it actually made us feel kind of bad for her. Keep your eyes peeled in the news for this one.

HINT: The news about Jordin needing to rest her vocal chords is just the tip of the iceberg. It's not all out yet.


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Julesb2183
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:07 AM Reply with quote
Location: Utah

did she get dropped?!
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MadJoebailey
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:12 AM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

Let me guess - Idol was rigged when she won?

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Mr_Glass
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:14 AM Reply with quote
Banned Location: NYC

"She" really is a 40-year-old man?

Why must you tease us so?!
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RidesOnCoatTails
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:22 AM Reply with quote
Location: The Pokey

Is this something other than her hemmorrhagic vocal cord or what not?

Please tell me it's something ultra juicy! Can't wait.
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Leelee.
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:35 AM Reply with quote
Location: Russian whore.

Something big will break. Maybe Jorbacca will combust. But, we shouldn't feel bad about that.

Maybe she dyed herself white and is Cunty Shitson now.
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diblasio
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:37 AM Reply with quote

Preggers?

Vocal cords would be kinda sad but also a little "meh"...
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:46 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

This is extremely unfortunate. Jordin's a good kid. We all hope she gets better really soon.
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Analog_Kid
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:49 AM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

>Maybe she dyed herself white and is Cunty Shitson now.

I think you're right. I've never seen them in the same room. Jordin did come back to sing this season I think, but they obviously used trick photography.
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Tinnerz
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:54 AM Reply with quote
Location: On the Satellite of Love with Joel and the bots

Sure, I make fun of her a lot, but I sincerely don't wish her harm. I feel bad that this happened, and I hope she gets better soon.
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MadJoebailey
Posted: 4/19/2008 at 7:55 AM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

she's probably up the duff!!
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