Next week is NEAL DIAMOND week! Woo-hoo!

I can't wait to see Little David gasp and squint out "Heartlight" to a boppy little teeny-pop beat!

Jason Castro will kick ass on Diamond's no-range, no-voice required neo-folk crapola.

Brooke will blubber out a tearful rendition of "Song Sung Blue" and it will just be so sincere that you want to gouge out your eyes and ears both with a spork.

Shaniqua or whatever will oversing and add a big "Sugar Don't Bite" Rick Harris high note to the end of something.

It's going to be so great.

David Cook might actually show some talent again, as well, and that's OK because I like the guy.

I'm wishing for a miracle :

that Archuleta gets the boot!!

it's BOOOOOOOORINGGGG to DEAD!

I can't stand him anymore!!

but i guess we can't stop those teeny boopers that vote crazily for him!

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh yes!!!! I was evil laughing the entire time when I read this on yahoo....I could'nt watch cause my cable is messed up. OH SHIT!!!!! Brooke was friggin safe! WOW! Its OK its OK Brooke! Your okay! *helps brooke put away razor blades and pills til next week* *hands her some of jasons pot* Relax we are gonna help you win!

BWAHAHA. This is so fucking awesome. Tonight turned out so much better than I expected.

After Cunty sang tonight, she said "And I remembered all my words!" ...What a fucking bitch. I'm so glad she's gone. :D

I think I speak for all of us when I say:

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Oh, Jason's yawn was fuckin' awesome, (I went WTF?) Ryan kissing Simon? Wtf? I voted for Jason, too. Glad Carly is gone. She is SO annoying. I wished she would just go away. Shoo, in the corner, Carly! My wish has come true. I was truly surprised to see Jason safe. The pattern that was going on (David H - Guy, Amanda - Girl, Chikezie - Guy, Ramiele - Girl, Michael - Guy, Kristy - Girl) made me think Dreads was going home. Apparently not. If Jason manages to pull it off next week, then, we'll be seeing either Syesha or Brooke heading home, as, the David's are American Idol's pimps, and they will do all they can to keep them from being kicked off.

Did Jason give the "V" sign? For VFTW? Maybe my imagination. Does Jason know he won the poll? Hah! I think you should abandon Brooke and support Jason just for that!

I see little David doing "i'm A Believer" (it was written by Neil Diamond for The Monkees) next week...it would be a cheesy upbeat song to appeal to his tweeny-bopper fan base since The Monkees were the original teen beat band of the 60s.

P.S. I HATE CARLY SMITHSON WITH ALL MY HEART AND SOUL! I shed a tear of joy when her name was called.

Carly gone makes AI worth watching!

Now I won't feel so bad driving a Ford Focus, while talking on my iPhone using AT&;T, while drinking a Coca-Cola.

Tonight's results show was VTFW's All-Star Game:

1. Jason yawning

2. Brooke staying

3. Carly packing

I'm praying for the finals show, if AI is the rating whore it really is, that Ryan introduces Dave and the VTFW family to come on stage and credit them for salvaging this season.

VTFW Victory!!!

I did'nt hear her say that, I was so excited about the prospect of her getting the boot I missed it. Was she aiming that at Brooke or at everyone that called her out for screwing up the words to Superstar? Or hell, maybe both!!! I had a feeling she was in trouble because of the song she ended up singing. While it was'nt a horrible performence, she offended the majority of the Christian religions in the country. Superstar isn't looked at in a very good light by most of the dif. Christian religions which probably cost her a ton of votes. At least now I don't have to nearly vomit in my mouth when she comes out with "We're Coming To America" next week!!!

As happy as I am to see Carly finally go home, I felt bad for Brook tonight. She was genuinely shocked that she was safe. I'm afraid she and Jason are both going to get blamed for this. I think those two both deserve to still be here. I don't blame either one of them.

The real culprit for this is Syscreecha. I'm sick to death of her wannabe diva-ness. It warmed my heart to see the two I hate the most in the bottom 2 where they belong. That bitch Syscreecha better be gone next week, or I will find her and rip off her weave.

I assume you realize that your site had nothing to do with Brooke making it through or the results of the show in general. Do you just post this obvious bullshit to get hits? Are people really that stupid? Or are you just delirious and full of yourself(-ves)?