Mail Bag Update 4/24/08

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, April 24, 2008 at 2:54 AM EDT
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WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!??!?!?!?!? I HATE YOU WITH A FUCKING PASSION!!!!! Y DO YOU WANT TO RUIN THE LIVE OF A YOUNG TAILENTED GIRL???? YOUR ALL JUST RACIST! NONE OF YOU LIKE IRICH PEOPLE!!! WELL THAT INSULTS ME VERY MUCH BECAUS EIM HALF IRICH!!!! DIDNT YOU FUCKERS GET THE MESSAGE LAST TIME I SENT A MAIL IN??? DIDNT YOU??????????? BROOK DID NOT DESERVE TO STAY!!!! SHE FORGOT HER WORDS, I DONT KNOW IF YOU FUCKERS ARE WATCCHING THE SAME SHOW AS ME, BUT IN MOST "NORMAL" PEOPLES OPINION THAT WOULD BE BAD!!!! ARE GUYS OLD UGLY DEAF PEOPLE??? CARLY SONG WAS OUTSTANDING!!!! MGANIFECENT!!! AND YOU MADE HER GO HOME, IM CRYING TRYPING THIS, I BURST INTO TEARS WHEN I SAW IT!!!! WHY WOULD YOU SO THAT!!!!! OO I WILL GET YOU FOR THIS....I WILL HUNT ANYONE DOWN WEARING A VOTE FOR TEH WORST SHIRT AND YELL AND YELL!!! SHUT THIS SITE DOWN, ITS KILLING PEOPLES DREAMS, PEOPLE LIKE CARLY SMITHSON....AN AMAZING SINGER!!!! I WILL GET YOU

P.S. please email me at advice_girlxoxo@yahoo.com if you disagre with me!!

-Ginger


FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! CARLY WAS THE BEST AND MY FAVORATE! HOW DARE YOU VOTE FOR BROOKE YOU MADE ME LOSE CARLY.IF I EVER SEE YOU IM GONNA SHUVE A RED HOT POCKER UP YOUR FLAMING ASSHOLE! I SOOOOOO FUCKING HATE YOU DAVE GO EAT DOG SHIT ASSPLUCKER!

-Portia


MY FAVORITE PERSON JUST GOT KICKED OFF KNOW WHY ... BECAUSE OF YOUR WEBSITE YOU THINK ITS FUNNY WELL ITS NOT PEOPLE PAY MONEY TO VOTE AND THEN YOU BLOW THEM OFF! NOW PLEASE JUST STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS. I REALLY REALLY LOVE CARLY SIMTSON YOU ARE RUINING PEOPLES DREAMES DO YOU REALLY CARE? HU HU WRITE ME BACK @ lzsf401!yahoo.com GOOD DAY ................................. I SAID GOOD DAY [ NOT REALLY]

-Cassandra


I hope you realize that you are ,,,as much as it is fun for you and i find it sometimes mildy amusing you are fucking with someones future.Would you be so happy if someone came and interferred with your education that you are trying to get and most likely your parents paid for??It is now mine and Canadas interest to put an end to your loneliness.. amd say damn you were tragic on Letterman and you look like every lonely...have no friends..loser geek.Remember sex?? obviously not loser ewnjoy your placid sad lonely life!!

-Cameron


So what year did you audition and were cut?

-Troy and Jeanie Smith


Brooke White is the worst contestant ever, They kicked out all the talent this tear, to make room for the LOOSERS. American Idol is fixed.I wont waist my time next season.

-Judith


I've always been annoyed by you but not angry now when I go on the website I see horrible comments about the contestants like brooke and Carly! Brooke a kind girl she doesn't need you losers talking about giving her drugs! How rude! That picture you have of Brooke and carly is just wrong! Get a life if you're life is spent making childish jokes and being big jerks you need a new one!

-Morgan


Damn! It's funny how people have no life. Watching american idol is painful and dreadful enough but being able to watch it is very brave for a guy that probably sits up watching will and grace while jacking off. It's funny that a website is even dedicated to voting for the worst. I know what you guys are thinking. You think that I am an American Idol fan. No I am not but just think it's stupid that you have. My friend was wondering who was behind this whole vote for the worst thing and I told him that it was probably a lonely gay person that watches american idol in hopes that it will not prevail so he we have something to look forward to since his butt buddy left him. I honestly like this website even though it's ran by a person who doesn't know how to run it. I Could run it way better. Quit stealing my jelly and jacking off in it.

-Runes2MyMemory


Are you goddam kidding me? Carly over that ugly pot head and that miss smiley sunshine.I'm now gonna do what I can to make sure that Brooke is gone next week.

That bitch will NOT make another one of my favorates go home.FUCK YOU WWW.VOTEFORTHEWORST.COM.You made me and my friends Charlie,Maggie,Lisa and Brandie cry we loved Carly and voted for her every week.You should be seud for printing make up stories and saying mean stuff about ppl.Its not right.

Fuck you up your shitty ass Horse ass!

-Haley


I am using you to get my daily laugh!! You guys are truly talented comics. Keep the humor coming............ I will vote for Brooke White since I like David Cook and don't want him to fall into the contractual hands of AI.

-E


Truthfully your opinion sucks, the so called Aussie Michael Johns was so uncalled for He was one of the seasons best and should not in anyway been voted off. I don't think he was, I think people were so sure of him they just didn't vote. He is a second Chris Doughtry. So keep putting people down and maybe you will finally get what you deserve voted out.

-Judith


man i just love your website, its entertaining, and funny, i can't believe people dont like this, its down right humiliating to the American Idol contestants, lol, i wonder if they get mad or embarassed if they know they're on here...

-Tyler


This is the worst site on the internet...EVER! This is the reason good talent is getting eliminated. You must have some self esteem issues to put good singers down like this. You should be sued and punished for this. Is it really worth it? Does it make you feel better about yourself? This is trash and so are you. You are not a human being!

-Sascha


Do you identify yourself(ves) anywhere on your site? If so, where? If not, why not? These are fair questions, don't you think? Awaiting your prompt reply,

-Marci


Dudes, this shit is so funny. I love it!

-Tim


I couldn't believe my eyes when I heard Carly was voted off the show & it's all you're fault!! She's better than fantasia clarkson carrie ruben dautry clay & kelly combined! YOUR SITE IS THE WORST IN THE HISTORY OF ALL WEBSITES & I HATE YOU ALL AS A RESULT OF THIS! Rest assured, I will be writting to the American Idol and demand they recant the votes to make sure Carly stays on the show again! Why......

I'm sorry. I have to stop. I'm laughing too hard as I'm "writting" this.

MAJOR VFTW VICTORY! Well done all my fellow worsters! No doubt though, you should be receiving hundreds of inarticulate, insane rants like the one mentioned above, (complete with the token spelling mistakes, all-caps sentences and intense hatred over a cheesy television show). Then again, you're only going to receive about 300 of them...1 for each loser who bought Carly's shitty album.

Thank you all for getting that ringer witch off the show. Now if we can only do something about that lip-licking, Sidney Crosby-look-alike, beaten-like-a-government-mule-by-his-lunatic-father David Archuleta.

Well, at least getting Carly off was a major step. Ding Dong the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch! Ding dong the wicked witch is dead! Wake up you sleepy head! Rise & shine! Get out of bed! Let them know...."sticky"? (Fans of the show "The Soup" will get that reference.)

Once again, congratulations VFTW!

-F. Willian Richard


All I have to say to you is Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!Fuck you!AND A BIG GIANTIC FUCK YOU!

-D9Honey3


These contestants have worked all their lives in an attempt to make it as singers. Why would anyone ask people to vote for the worst? For you to think it is cute or funny to play with people for your own amusement makes you pretty low. Go ahead and give us your rationalization of why you do this....

-Dennis


It was sad tonight to see the best performance voted off. How many votes do you guys get out per week?

-Neilia


Hey everyone! I get a kick out of what you do with your site, but it's frankly pretty pathetic. I can't believe you all go to such trouble to make fools of yourselves. I don't really care that you do what you do, but it's frankly a waste of your time. Please do something more productive...like use the money your spend trashing others and give it to charity or something. What you do is a disgrace to America...why are we like this? Groups like you are the reason America is the way it is. I know that nothing I say will matter to you folks, because it's just the way you are, but take a step back and evaluate what you're doing with your lives.

-Jo


It is my humble opinion that your site is mean spirited. Who is twisting your arm to watch American Idol? If you don't like it or don't like what the producers or judges or directors have to say then turn the channel. In this day and age when people are so mean to other people just because, you should be ashamed of yourselves for continuing in that spirit. Why don't you put your energy into something constructive to help other people?

-Ed


I sat a moment at my computer to come up with the words to express my gratitude for this website of yours, just to find the right words. My desire is to express my love for music; my ability to love the talent of others, and even 'air guitar' or mimic said talents through emulation and fantasy; a perfect example would be me emulating Robert Plant singing, or Frank Sinatra, or my ultimate dream, to have the talent of the troubled W.A. Mozart, demanding his perfection and, in a certain focused madness, relentlessly correcting the human mistakes of his performers, without my being the least bit jealous towards the achievements of said talents, which is something you folks at VFTW are falsely accused of on a regular basis! American Idol epitomizes the sickness that occurs within the concept of MOB RULE. I am sorry to say the majority does NOT know good music when they hear it they are too damned IGNORANT. Tone deaf and blind to pure, genuine talent they are, with no idea of music that will stand the test of time, they(the masses) surrender themselves to pretty faces(which will soon be worm food, as we all will be) and the shallow appeal of the immediate gratification of what they like AT THE MOMENT. American Idol represents why America must maintain its status as a republic(which it is rapidly losing even to the point of irreparability), and never a democracy. As American Idol maintains/gains in ratings, so will the continuing need for groups such as The Who, Led Zeppelin, Fleetwood Mac, and so many others to step back in to the spotlight and try to revive and maintain true talent in music; even just to try and preserve the basic concept of such. True talent and personal expression will ever be in jeopardy as long as American Idol is a television show that is actually LIKED. To those who are American Idol fans, I say only this-- Go yet AGAIN through your local McDonald's drive-thru, order your fat laden sugary SHIT, go home, turn on your TV, tune in to the latest TRIPE, eat it up like your Big Mac and fries, and leave critiquing what music shall define the latest generation and culture to those who have the critical and objective talents to be QUALIFIED to do so, and those musicians who can express their great talents WITHOUT YOUR IGNORANT MEANINGLESS PATHETIC DAMAGING "GOING NOWHERE" APPROVAL!!!

-Kevin

BeckEye
Posted: 4/24/2008 at 2:57 AM Reply with quote
Madame Glambert Location: Blown out da box

Okay...those first three HAVE to be fakes written by the same very bored person.

discodaisy
Posted: 4/24/2008 at 3:01 AM Reply with quote
Location: Raleigh, NC

First, learn how to spell (or at least use spellcheck) before you send off a comment. Secondly, CHILL OUT! Don't take this site or anything too seriously... the show is going to work out the way it's going to work out. Just shut up and enjoy it.

thepopstopshere
Posted: 4/24/2008 at 3:01 AM Reply with quote
Location: Columbus, GA

No one takes into consideration how great Brooke was!

everydayangel
Posted: 4/24/2008 at 3:03 AM Reply with quote
Carly's Constant Gardener Location: Digging up from Hell

Hey are you irich? Is there anyone else here that is irich? Spell check=Love

kweyzer
Posted: 4/24/2008 at 3:06 AM Reply with quote

Fake as American Idol.

"IRICH". Lol.

Scott Baio
Posted: 4/24/2008 at 3:13 AM Reply with quote

So what year did you audition and were cut?

-Troy and Jeanie Smith

Sad that they pooled their resources, and this question was the best one that their combined brain power could come up with.

Do you identify yourself(ves) anywhere on your site? If so, where? If not, why not? These are fair questions, don't you think? Awaiting your prompt reply,

-Marci

Ooo, somebody's got some super secret spy work going! Perhaps a lawsuite!

Wanda
Posted: 4/24/2008 at 3:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: Northwest Arkansas

Wow - those first couple of comments were written by illiterate people who can't spell to save their lives. Some people take this waaaaaayyyyyyyy too seriously. Time to get a life, people! Life goes on.......

David St Hubbins
Posted: 4/24/2008 at 3:15 AM Reply with quote
Location: Dickville, Vaginia

I can't think of what's more phony- the AI 'ask a question' filler bullshit on the results show or most of these idiotic hate e-mails that VFTW posts to make themselves look like they're actually accomplishing something.

krazy4crack
Posted: 4/24/2008 at 3:23 AM Reply with quote
Location: Philippines

Isn't Dave afraid that some of these crazy people might actually harm him?

toyguytn
Posted: 4/24/2008 at 3:26 AM Reply with quote
Location: Knoxville

Ok...Which worster wrote this? :)

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