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Here are my ideas: 1. Get rid of auditions. This will decrease the number of tools who come to audition KNOWING they can't sing, just because they want to act retarded on the camera and be on television for 30 seconds. We won't have to sit through anymore fat goth chicks screaming laughter and then swearing when they OBVIOUSLY don't pass the mustard. 2. Get rid of Paula. She's officially brain dead, and the worst part of every show. My wife actually agrees on this, and we grit our teeth every time it comes time for Paula to flap her lips. We've even taken to just watching the show on DVR and fast forwarding past Paula's speeches. Coincidentally, it generally takes a whole minute just to fast forward, SHE TALKS THAT MUCH. 3. Get rid of the damned mosh pit. My god, what a bad idea. That and the call-ins were terrible additions. Almost worse than watching idiots pretend to perform during rehearsals is listening to idiots call in with inane questions for the judges and contestants.
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