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1) Fire Randy, and replace him with a rotating guest judge. Or, if you prefer three for Hollywood, make Clay Aiken the third judge. Yes, I'm kinda serious 2) A friggin' Styx night. Something for everyone! Cheesy ballads (Babe, Don't Let it End)! Hard, screamy rock (Renegade, Grand Illusion, Miss America)! Chances for falshitto (Come Sail Away)! 3) Fire Ryan Seacrest, and replace him with the forgotten and underrated Brian Dunkleman (fresh off his weight loss in CFC6). 4) Officially ban Stevie Wonder from all performances ever. Sorry. I like Stevie, but the kids... they kill it. 5) Pay for an actual group of musicians to do the backing tracks on stage and in the studio. 6) Want to get hype going? Release the studio versions of Idol performances to Top 40 stations. What gets buzz going for these artists like having people be able to request their music? 7) More Hollywood Week. Seriously. Much more. 8) Make the audition times two weeks. Good auditions on the first Tuesday and Wednesday, with backstories so people can get SOME kind of pub and not be thrust upon us for the top 24 (Garrett Haley?), and bad ones the next week, for those with a pain fetish. Shortens it by a week, giving more time to Hollywood week drama, and still gives the Idol execs enough audition stuff for high ratings 9) Put Hollywood/The Chair episodes over two weeks. Hollywood on a Tuesday/Wednesday/Another Tuesday schedule, and the chair the next day. Three episodes of drama, and then the chair, where you can bring up the backstories again. All the backstories and behind the scenes looks makes the contestants look more human. Making a more human contestant makes them relatable, which makes them marketable. There's a reason record sales dwindled after Kelly, with the exception of Farmbot. 10) Kill the ad plugs. No iPhones, none of that. They can keep the Coke cups, that's fine, but am I the only one sick of "American Idol... brought to you by Johnson's Bean Mulch, now with more Mulch!"? Leave it for the commercial time.
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