Vote for Jason! 1-866-IDOLS-03 or 1-866-IDOLS-07

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, May 06, 2008 at 1:43 PM EDT
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Simon- This was like a first round audition massacre. I don't know what you were thinking.

Jason- I was thinking Bob Marley!!!

VFTW Victory! Dial 1-866-IDOLS-03 and 1-866-IDOLS-07 as much as you can, or you can text 'VOTE' to 5703. Simon wants Jason out bad and he has resorted to calling Jason as bad as the bad audition performances. He even told him to pack his suitcase and has written Jason off completely. Well, we love it, and we have to try to keep him around. It's gonna take a LOT of work though. Don't you want to see Simon's head explode? Buck the system and vote for Jason as much as you can tonight, because Jason is finally getting to fully unleash the stoner inside, and the results are great. You tell em, Castro!

Codernova
Posted: 5/6/2008 at 1:45 PM Reply with quote

How do we already know he is up third?

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/6/2008 at 1:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Geez, I miss Brooke already and the show hasn't even started yet. I had grown accustomed to her face... and psychosis.

thefunnystone
Posted: 5/6/2008 at 1:59 PM Reply with quote
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Quote "Codernova":
How do we already know he is up third?

I'm psychic.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/6/2008 at 2:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Wow. It's pretty bad when you can't even compare favorably to Simon freakin' Le Bon. Tonight is gonna suck eggs.

Ginap123
Posted: 5/6/2008 at 2:19 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: Wilmington

HOPE HE SINGS "THE JOKER"" Cause he is a midnight toker

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/6/2008 at 2:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Christ! Does Pauler have the hots for Syscreecha or what?? She must have told her a dozen times that she's a "beautiful woman." I beg to differ.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/6/2008 at 2:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Some people call him Maurice??

Scott Baio
Posted: 5/6/2008 at 2:24 PM Reply with quote

Quote Analog_Kid:
Christ! Does Pauler have the hots for Syscreecha or what?? She must have told her a dozen times that she's a "beautiful woman." I beg to differ.

Okay, dude, there's a lot of things that Syesha is not: talented, a good singer, a memorable performer, a likable personality, etc. But give her credit. She is a pretty fine piece of ass. She's got that going for her.

You tellin' me you wouldn't slap them titties around if given the chance?

Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, I guess.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/6/2008 at 2:25 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Re: Jason

What the...?!?!?!?!?!?

He's pulling our legs, right?

Ginap123
Posted: 5/6/2008 at 2:28 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: Wilmington

YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE HEARING US. THAT WAS FKIN BRILLIANT!

A W E S O M E !

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