Aw... we're crushing people's dreams again... Gaspy's fans should be happy that we're trying to keep him from going home.

And on a more personal note.... hey, Bob... I've got DD's be-otch... you're just jealous because you can't touch 'em.

Ok...might I just add that this is definitely a David Archuleta fan backlash mailbag! Since his only fans are grandma's and tweens there's not enough of incoherent cursing going on like Cunty's stupid fans. Haha.

But look at the Archuleta post on the main page! Less than 24 hours and its almost 300 comments! YESSSSSSSSS!!!!! Archuleta is the best VFTW pick because the fantards will seriously start to lose it. Do they realize that one of the David's will have to join Syesha in the bottom 2 this week? And when it's Archie-boy finally (cuz he is obviously the worst) they are gonna come running back here and raise some hell.

And we will welcome than with worster arms! bwahaha.

Wow, these mailbags get better and better.

John- you really are talented. I especially enjoyed the line "picking you apart like an ant hill." I have seen ant hills get picked apart before, and it is not a pretty sight. You are right, we have been "owned."

Vote for the Worst is now humbled forever. Dave, you may as well shut it down.

Dear Chaise, is your last name lounge?

Dear John, what's a dual?

My brain just exploded from reading today's mailbag.

Chaise, I appreciate being called envy incarnate. I've always thought I was more of a glutton, but I'll take it. How's being named after a piece of furniture working out for you?

Bob, how did you know I'm in possession of a small penis and that I have small breasts? Have you been spying on me?

John Smith, if you are an aspiring singer/songwriter, you might want to work on your stage name. "John Smith" is too everyman. I think if you worked the name of your apartment into your name, then you'd have something. "Cinebarr Smith" or "John Cinebarr" are catchy. Now that I've given you a decent name, now you can work on the whole having talent thing. I'd love to 'dual' with you, but apparently you've already declared us all owned, so what's the point?

I'd comment more, but sometimes it's just too easy.

jawajedi,

You beat me to it! Would you like to 'dual'? Seems like we should, since I'm a Sith and you're a Jedi.

Good grief! Can't these tards ever come up with anything orginal. All crap we've heard before.

LMAO this one was my favorite to.

I'm off to (get a life)!

What the heck? John's semi-lucid poetry is like something out of a middle school creative writing class. The copyright announcement has to be my favorite part of the poem. I think that's one copyright infringement lawsuit he really doesn't need to worry about. And of course, being a song writer, doesn't he somehow suggest copyright infringement by saying the "chorus" has to be sung like Billy Joel's song? I mean, come on. At least come up with your own hook and beat... and if you can't, at least don't SAY it, in parentheses, who you're ripping off of. You'd expect generic from someone named John Smith though... I'm surprised the lyrics don't read along the tune of "Colors of the Wind" from Pocahontas.

C'mon people... John Smith is a worster, can't you see his post isn't serious? Why else would he mis-use the spelling of "you're" in place of "your" when it's almost always the other way around... Plus, you have to give it to him... "hearse - t" is genius... sheer genius. I think he's one of us!

love, J-Mo