I AM GOING TO KICK ALL YOUR ASSES FOR THIS!!!! I HATE YOU ALL! DAVID ARCHULETA IS THE BEST SINGER THIS WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN AND YOU ALL KNOW IT! HES JUST A KID! LEAVE HIM ALONE! ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST TONE DEAF IDIOTS THAT HAVE NO TASTE! VOTE FOR THE WORST IS THE WORST WEBSITE EVER AND SHOULD BE CLOSED DOWN FOREVER! ALL OF YOU DESERVE TO DIE! ESPECIALLY THE PERSON WHO RUNS THIS WEBSITE!

Oh Lord, please let that person be Michael Johns. Bum-chicka-wah-wah.

OK BeckEye. That did it. Coffee all over the keyboard and Monitor. Now the gal from upstairs just ran down here to ask me if I was ok.

Davidarchuletarocks007,

"I AM GOING TO KICK ALL YOUR ASSES FOR THIS!!!! I HATE YOU ALL! DAVID ARCHULETA IS THE BEST SINGER THIS WORLD HAS EVER KNOWN AND YOU ALL KNOW IT! HES JUST A KID! LEAVE HIM ALONE! ALL OF YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST TONE DEAF IDIOTS THAT HAVE NO TASTE! VOTE FOR THE WORST IS THE WORST WEBSITE EVER AND SHOULD BE CLOSED DOWN FOREVER! ALL OF YOU DESERVE TO DIE! ESPECIALLY THE PERSON WHO RUNS THIS WEBSITE!"

I'm channeling the judges here...

RANDY: "Yo dawg, what's up? You know, this post just didn't work for me. I found it kinda boring, especially since you posted the very same thing on another thread here. And it's pitchy in spots -- and typed in ALL CAPS. It's not original, dawg. It just didn't work for me. Sorry."

PAULA: "You're a beautiful person, I can feel it when you post. The ALL CAPS do capture my attention for a few seconds. But you're beautiful. And you need to be who you are."

SIMON: If I were you, I'd pack my suitcase.