i before e except after c and when sounding like a as in neighbor and way.

I asked my dog what dog puck is. No response. Ah, the mysteries of the universe.

I WILL PERSONALY KICK ALL OF YOUR ASSES AND TELL PPL ALL ABOUT WHAT A HORIBLE SITE THIS IS.YOU ARE THE UGLY FATTEST PEICE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

We are going to get a personal ass beating? I prefer mine to be done at a distance from strangers!!!!!

Do we need to RSVP to invitations, schedule appointments in advance or just show up!!!

Hey Debra, what is it that we tell young kids? Use sound judgment when posting pictures on the Internet? Shouldn't a 50-year-old know better?

I gotta start using "cum chummers" in daily conversation.

Heyyyyy, thanks runuts! Sometimes I make myself laugh but then I just look stupid laughing to myself... it works better if other people do.

I thought *I* was pretty damned gay before, but now I feel like my gayness has doubled (or maybe trebled) with being called a "gay fag"... and "cum chummer" is just lovely... people should be more chummy with cum, the world would be a better place I think...

Do you ever wonder if the retarded hand-wavers in the front rows are getting tired of having to do that?

love, J-Mo

God I love the mailbag. So much venom spewed.

Why is it that the Archutards can't realize that with our support he gets that many more votes? They should be thanking us.

Morons, we WANT David A to win.

You should be visting this site and spewing your hate mongering messages at this dummy. http://www.voteforthebest.us/index.html He is the one telling people NOT to vote for David, not us.

Cum Chummers??? That's hysterical!!

And only 4 words into the mail bag!

I can't wait to keep reading.....

Oh Goody!!!! Another treasure chest of bad spelling, bad grammar, and general idiocy from the AI tards!!! I can't wait to see the gems these tards have pulled out of their asses this time. Even before reading them, I can safely say that we'll have plenty of these,

we're just jellis

lawsuites

lawlers

crushing dreams

we're fat and ugly

get a life

the website sucks

we're un-American

and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

Kalum - CUM CHUMMERS!!! Best one yet!!! I will admit that Syesha gives me a headache too. How are you going to kick all our asses, though? I don’t think the technology has risen to the level where one can stick his foot through his screen and have it come out from someone else’s screen. And I don’t have a webcam, so how can you tell I’m an ugly and fat piece of shit? Finally, what is dog puck?

Heejin, if David Archuleta is the best person ever on American Idol, you have just proven the entire point of this website. And what’s with the homophobia? Homophobic people generally have issues with their own sexuality, thus are homosexuals themselves.

Debra, WTF? This is about David Archuleta.

Hey B. Howe, a so-called talented person gets sent home every week, no matter what we do. So I would suggest to direct your complaints to FOX and 19E if you don’t want someone to be sent home each week.

Trish, I thought we were Star Trek fans, at least according to our last batch of hate mail. Now we’re Speed Racer fans? Personally, I prefer Star Wars. But if you’re going to stereotype us, make up your minds, tards.

Angelo, we do our best. Thanks.

Carly, you were eliminated a long time ago. Get over it.

John, humor is what makes the world turn. And AI is laughably bad. Thanks for your encouragement.

Zenya, I’ll take those caricatures any time over their singing. To answer your first question, we just do it because it pisses you and all other fantards off.

Celeste, just change “unluckier” to “suckier” and you would be right.

Carlissa, we will never give up because as long as our efforts piss you off, we’ve accomplished our goal.

Hey Bill, my main issue is that I can go to any bar in my hometown and hear better singers than these hacks. Most bands, singers, etc, have to put in a lot of time and painstaking work to get noticed. These people are just trying to take a shortcut and the producers are taking advantage of them because they’re just trying to make some quick bucks off of them. AI has never been about the talent, and it never will be.

D. Cook, I thought you guys weren’t supposed to be posting on websites. I’m telling Nigel. Nyaaaah nyaaaah.

Lisa, right now we want you to vote for Barfy because he’s our choice. We are about voting for the worst, not the best.

William, you wouldn’t happen to be William Hung, would you. If so, I love you. Yep, we’re all about the humor here. Glad you like it. We’ll keep doing our best.

Hey guys, Don't know which I enjoy more, your reviews or the assinine responses of your readers. The people who complain about what you say and tell you you don't have to watch should look at themselves and realize they don't have to read! I feel sorry for those who write and have vocabularies confined to a rant of 4 letter words, they truly have a problem. Lighten up folks, enjoy this site for what it is, a fun look at life. We have truly become a nation of the offended and forgotten how to laugh. I'm sorry to see that happen.

As for this season, it really has been the worst so far. After being billed as the strongest group ever, it has delivered poorly every week. I have now reached the point to watch to see who screws up the worst.

Relax, enjoy life. It's much to short to stay mad!!!

Kalum: Chill, man. No need to shout. And just what the hell is dog puck? I doubt it's endorsed by the NHL.

James: I'm sure your mother would be embarrased if she knew you used that kind of language.

Heejin: Your mom has a dick? Wow. Maybe that's why she has such a tard for a child. And yes, I can talk more crap about Gaspy; much much more.

Debra: Huh?

B. Howe: AI and the fantards send "talented" people home every week, so how is VFTW defrauding anybody? Hmmm.

Trish: If this site has no impact, why are you wasting your time sending emails to it? I personally hate Speed Racer. Can I read something by Homer or Steinbeck instead?

Angelo: Agreed.

Carly: You already fell flat on your face over and over and over again. Go back to the tattoo parlor!

John: I'm sorry to tell you this, but if AI is still around next year, it'll just be same shit, different day.

Zenya: Thanks for the vote of encouragement. We will absolutely "keep up with the good work."

Celeste: People did notice that she has no talent. Hence the horrible sales of her album. BTW, I got some last night. I got some 5 times in the past week, as a matter of fact. And I do look the way I feel, absolutely fantastic.

Carlissa: And again I ask, if this site is so insignificant what are you doing here?

Bill: I have a life, and I act this way because I am better than everybody else.

D. Cook: If you think this site is so terrible, "leave it alone and go away."

Lisa: Gaspy's career is going to tank in the next 12 months (if it takes that long), and he won't even be able to afford a bus ticket to Disneyland.

William: You totally get it man!