Didn't know where to post this about Paula but it's pretty funny--and probably true:

From my newspaper's sports page, Comedian Mitch Fatel explained the secret behind TV's talking horse Mr. Ed: "They would put peanut butter in his mouth and it made him look like he was talking--and that's how they do it with Paula Abdul, too".

But I digress. On with the mailbag smackdown. Worster's the clear winners! Yay!

Actually, fenderbender (now tell me THAT pun isn't intended), a phobia is a fear. The term "homophobic" is tossed around way, way, WAY too much, much like "the best top 24 ever".

You can call people gay without necessarily being fearful or even with hatred or out of anger. You might be doing it just to poke fun at them...hey, when we did it to Noriega it was always a joke and if he visits this site he probably laughs louder than anyone.

Oh my God.

AHAHAHAHAH.

Thanks for the laugh.

But I'm not into the whole inflicting wounds on myself for attention thing. Sorry.

-- Sarah

Tia-

sorry. you're right. you are not some 13 year old girl. you're probably some 13 year old boy.

Join the Resistance...Americans Against Archuleta

Norma, are you now or have you ever been a member of the communisst party?

Amanda is so witty and funny.

Niles:

"Like SIMON says "He crushed the competition"!."

-then he was chosen VFTW and Simon reamed him ->VFTW Victory!

"Hanging on to something, so that you site won't be dicredited."

-see above, of course VFTW should be doubly credited

"maybe you should just change the name for voteforthebest!"

-don't want to infringe on Weebly

"Plus I and a few pals already have plans for a beutiful site to crush yours next season."

-I bet it's as beutiful as Weebly's site

"Because it doesnt matter which DAVID wins. We will be happy and so will 40million of the 51 million votes."

-so roughly 80% of your imaginary voters want both Davids?

Amanda:

"You guys show that any dumb ass can start a website."

-Amanda, meet Niles

Michael:

"fuck kids with Autism"

-Mr. Johns, you think Pimpchuleta has autism? PDD seems more likely. Either way, you're a pervert.

Norma:

"America does not need another Michael Bolton or Josh Grobin"

-VFTW is all about voting for what America does not need.

GG

-Thanks for the kudos.

Glen:

" I guess no matter who wins, VFTW LOSES!"

-VFTW has already won, since we have The! Worst! Final! 3! Ever!

Sheri:

"Sounds like you guys don't have the power you claim you do."

-See the first answer to Niles and the answer to Glen.

Tia:

"Chooisng him as your new pic is totally disgusting. Do you forget that he is only 17 years old and has a family who has to hear about and read all the stuff that people like you write?!How would you feel if someone was sayign this kind of stuff about someone you loved?"

-Yeah, Dave, what about his childrun? Just sayign. And "chooisng" him sounds completely disgusting--is that like goosing?

"I know thats what you guys try to do--piss everyone of."

"Im sorry, this just really pisses me off!!"

-Anyone see the irony? Anyone...anyone? Bueller?

"I hope this site eventually gets shutdown because you guys have gone too far."

-Call the lawlers, 'cuz we are cancelling Dave's "imput".

Lynda:

"you’re done..."

-We're not done 'til the last Worster sings.

Michelle:

"Change your format this time and have everyone vote for the best."

-Michelle, meet Niles and Weebly.

Andrew:

"by the top 12 there is too much talent to possibly have a "bad" winner of American Idol anyway."

-So that's why the judges ream contestants week after week?

Charlie:

-Welcome to the site. Hope you will become a regular poster.

Haha, yes Tia, we understand that you aren't some 13 year old little girl, YOU'RE A 12 YEAR OLD LITTLE GIRL!!!