Vote for David Archuleta! 1-866-IDOLS-01 or 1-866-IDOLS-04 or 1-866-IDOLS-07

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, May 13, 2008 at 1:52 PM EDT
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Vote for Gaspy! Dial 1-866-IDOLS-01 or 04 or 07, or you can text 'VOTE' to 5701. Each vote we cast is a vote to help keep Jeff Archuleta annoying everyone on Idol. We must keep him there to piss everyone off. "With You" was by far the worst performance of the night, with Gaspy forgetting the words as usual, singing terribly off key, and trying to pretend like he's cool enough to sing words like "I need my boo." Hilariously VFTW! So vote hard. 5 out of 6 times, the person who sang first in the final 3 has gone home. Oh noes! Remember, David winning would cause Jeff Archuleta to get to annoy record producers too. VFTW Victory!

Weenrocks
Posted: 5/13/2008 at 1:58 PM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: Down the rabid whole.

How does he get his leg to bend forward at the knee like that?! He is a robot!

jasoncastro
Posted: 5/13/2008 at 2:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

I hate this caricature.

How did you come up with him being a midget?

It's stupid.

Whatever. I hate this site.

SeverusSnapeFan
Posted: 5/13/2008 at 2:02 PM Reply with quote
Location: Atlanta, Ga

I love the pic. A kid with a monkey on his back. Awesome.

MadJoebailey
Posted: 5/13/2008 at 2:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

What it just me or was the gasping at an all time high when Darth Archuleta sang his first song!? And the way he licked his lips after the last line was priceless!

thefunnystone
Posted: 5/13/2008 at 2:10 PM Reply with quote
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Yep, terrible and a VFTW victory!

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/13/2008 at 2:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Simon, to the Bimbos of the Apocalypse up front:

Oh, so you lot are judging now??

LOL

And nice shot of Daddy Dearest clapping like a trained seal for a fish.

Van Dergraaf
Posted: 5/13/2008 at 2:14 PM Reply with quote

I'm not sure about all the gasping, but there was so much vibrato, every glass in my apartment shattered.

Jackoff and Abdrool gave their usual non-sequitirs, but Bowell called Archie predictable, then retracted a bit when the booing started, though he did end with "it was good, but not fantastic".

It's about time one ofthe shills realized he does the same performance every song.

Update: Syesha just screeched and shattered my ear drums.

Weenrocks
Posted: 5/13/2008 at 2:16 PM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: Down the rabid whole.

This is great! Instead of waiting til 8:00 here on the left coast, I can get the play by play from you guys, with critical remarks no less - awesome! Keep it up!

MadJoebailey
Posted: 5/13/2008 at 2:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

By the looks of it - get ready for Syesha vs David Cook final next week!

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/13/2008 at 2:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

I agree with Simon there... Syesha looks like a hot, nasty momma tonight.

Ed Big Head is up.

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