Now...now...lets be nice to Maddie, she's obviously off her meds. Poor little Maddie lives in a world of delirium where she's a fairy princess in a land of rainbows and unicorns. She wants to marry the prince that the evil witch has cast a spell upon...and turned him into a talentless gaspy monkey-troll. She doesn't realize that he really IS a talentless gaspy monkey-troll.

Maddie, it's time to go back to your padded room dear, where you can lick the lollipops on the walls.

Maddie is a perfect name for that crazy "MAD" chick. I don't know whats scarier Maddie or Fantasia's performance. I'm traumatized by both.

AngryVader beat me to Phoenix but I had the same thought. How do you misspell so many words and get Phoenix right?

Archuleta is NOT the only contestant to have never been in the bottom two or three. David Cook hasn't been down there either.

I have to agree with Megg: David Archuleta is a goddamned thing.

I have to agree with Megg: David Archuleta is a goddamned thing.

Hmmm...I guess I really mean it.

Andrew: "...I am referring to the personal attacks and jokes on physical looks which in my opinion is corny since its easy to attack someone from behind a keyboard. How about this, everyone who attacks someone based on looks should post their own picture up so that they can get a taste of their own medicine. Now that would make things a bit more interesting in here. thanks"

Andrew, you must be a hoot at family gatherings. As for your comment that its easy to attack someone from behind our keyboards...yes, it is...and its fun, too...you should try it sometime...however, fun may not be in your vocab since you seem to be the enemy of fun (sigh)...moving along...your next comment about us posting pics...um...NO! not fun...but here's a pic of David Trollchuleta that you'll appreciate

um. wow.

""""DAVID ARCHULETA SHOULD NOT BE ONM VOTE FOR THE WORST! SYESHA IS SO SUCKY! DAVID COOKE IS GOOD TOO BUT HE IS TOO MUCH LIKE CHRIS DAUGHTRY! I AM IN LOVE WITH DAVID AND YOU GUYS MUST NOT BE IDIOTS BECAUSE HE ROCKS! WHEN HE WINS AMERICAN IDOL AND LATER MARRIES ME WE WILL LAUGH AT VOTE FOR THE WORST! U GUYS R IDIOTS! I WILL FIND A WAY TO SHUT DOWN YOUR SITE! -Maddie"""

Wow, yup, Archuleta should not be "onm" Vote for the Worst. I cannot get why when people are mad at VFTW and they're trying to make a statement, or whatever, they write with wrong grammar, puncuation, etc. So stupid...

Anyways, Archuleta is sooo not cute. America's taste is so bad nowadays (except for VFTW! Archie is a VFTW victory!)

And if you are trying to say that David Cook is most likely to sell lots of CDs and become popular? Okay!

And Archuleta does not rock. He BALLADS. Archuleta can SOOO not do rock. Hello? He wasn't even able to sing "With You". It was a horrible combination of lip-licking, gasping, and hip-swaying.

The chances of you and him marrying are like...I dunno...maybe...0.5 out of a MILLION!?!?! Seriously, you should be more realistic.

Oh, and sure you will find a way to shut down this site. Why don't you go ask Nattie's mom, while you're at it?

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Damn, the Mail Bag just keeps on getting funnier and funnier.