Mail Bag Update 5/15/08

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, May 15, 2008 at 5:35 AM EDT

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Hey ok you guys stink what kind of site is this!!! Your nothing but a punch of posers who feel that if you cant sing than no one else can. Nobody likes you so you should stop and hang yourself what your doin is wrong and im going to laugh when you guys get your ass beaten cause if i knew where you lived i would give you a real good beaten so watch it. If david wins you guys better be ashamed. You should make a site to vote for the best. You guys are just retards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not yours truly,

-Felicia

Ya'll just better sop what you are doing you are runing people's chance here there should be a law against things like that so I just wanted to tell you to back off dumddy head .

-Samantha

I ABSOLUTLY HATE UR WEBSITE SO FRICKEN MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE!?!?!??!?!

-Mathea

me and my friends are sending you this email because you guys are freaking BUTTHEADS. you guys are FREAKING INSANE......... archuleta is the best there........which is why hes still here in the finals... if you think syesha is better than him then..get a life and go to freaking medical school and be emo... im not allowed to cuss but if i was I would freaking cuss up a storm here and jam it up your a** you buttholes, i hate all of you all you do is waste your stupid a** time writing a bunch of sh** about archuleta you stupid buttholes, i HATE you all you FREAKING BUTTWELDS living in your freaking mothers basements buttwelding yourself to her a** that i came over there and KICKED!! BUTTHOLES!

-Allie

You're all a bunch of retardid 9 year olds who watch dragonball z all day. You know what?? If you guys have nothing nice to say, Dont say anything at all! Thats called RESPECT! good? Freaking good.

-Brad

I usually have an "American Ido" function every Tuesday night. Beer, cigarettes and friends to do our version of judging in my living room. The sad thing is, I look forward to seeing what you guys have to write on Wednesday more than I look forward to the show. I constantly find myself laughing out loud at the things that you say. Laughter is the best medicine especially after being poisoned by some of the performances that I have seen this season. This is my antedote. As for the contestants in the world's most publicized karaoke contest, my heart does go out to David A. His father is an ass and the kid is probably scared to gasp hard for fear of the repercussions. I have to say, as much as I love the site I REALLY don't want him to win because I've actually had it with him. Every week is the same. Syesha, well, I'm still laughing at Dave's wish of seeing her strip her clothes off, pee in a Coke bottle, and do some ugly stuff in a Ford. Fabulous!!! I have to say the one with the most talent is Cook. It's not rocket science to figure out that one. Enough about all this. What I wanted to say was I love you guys. You bring soooo much joy and laughter to my Wednesday mornings. This site is one reason why I don't want Idol to go away. Your AWESOME!!!!

-Nickie

how could archie be worse than those other two schmucks?????????? on one hand we have syesha.....the overgrown fat lady who is worse at singing than your grandmother at a f*cking wedding... then we have david cook who looks dirty and wears f*cking necklaces like hes f*cking elvis, You guys need to get your FACTS STRAIGHT before making a websight like this, thanks for reading

-Cindy.

Are You freaking Retards??? Daved Archletta is the best idol in american idol history, you all are just jealous you're not going to win and be famous...

-Stephen

VFTW picked it right this week. The choice of David A. is a good one because, for me, he wasn't that bad until last night when he showed the world he better not dare try to sing top forty hits or anything close to a dance song. But I'm sure he'll have a brilliant career singing Walt Disney tunes for animated features.

-Liz

if you cared about the fans of american idol, you would be nicer but no your all freakin RETARDS who have nothing better to do than bash amaazing role models who deserve to be worshipped almost. so be greatful your little sight is still up because it could explode any sec becaus it sucks because you guys made it suck because it does. natty's mom is a freakin lawyer and she coudl SUE you for this stuff so dont feel so safe you retards

-Kassie

So I'm writing from halfway around the world. American Idol is my only dose of America while I'm here, and it always makes for some entertaining rainy nights. I finally got to see a pirated version of last night's show, and I have to agree with the Archuleta thing. I mean sure he'll probably get through anyways with all the girls screaming after him (Little Tweeny Prissy Pants will vote a thousand times on her parents' dime). VOTE REGARDLESS.

What I'm agreeing with is the whole who the producer's wouldn't want to see win. He'll definitely be in the finale - Syesha will finally go - and the producers would be crucified in the ratings if they edged him out of the competition. But if he wins I bet the producers are thinking : OH SHIT! NOW WE HAVE TO MAKE HIM LESS AWKWARD ON STAGE!. His dance last night during the second song; HORRENDOUS! For the most part he's always shown sitting down or from the torso up. During Hollywood week and the Pre-Big Stage days, his hand was almost possessed in an almost Celine Dion like way. Like a twitching beggar : Hand out, palm up, periodically thrusting out his hand at bizarre moments.

Great vocals fine, but if he wasn't so vomit-inducingly modest and awkward to the point I can't look at him during long shots, I'd probably say vote Syesha. But if Syesha or Cook wins then 19 Productions just has to force feed Syesha appropriate songs (because she clearly can't chose them herself), or let Cook be as he is. If Archuleta wins then there needs to be a miracle - which it TV you can never count on.

I cannot wait to see the Producers squirm during the finale! If you want to see the Producers result to sabotaging Achuleta with those highlight reels, then vote Archuleta. Keep him around - Make him win - Watch them squirm.

-Matt in Paris

I stumbled upon your site and while I feel neither for nor against your site, I must wonder if you smoke crack. Why does everyone care so much about American Idol? Why are more people concerned about the next big star when we should be concerned about the people running this country? American Idol may have some talented singers but its just propaganda to tern the bulk of our country into mindless zombies. Come on people there is more important stuff to worry about like, the increase of gas prices, the possible loss of social security benefits for retirees, or our troops who are fighting in Iraq and whether or not they should remain their. You people should be debating this, not whether or not you like or hate American Idol or votefortheworst.com.

-Cassy

you guys aren't very nice AT ALL. I'm gonna tell on you I bet my mom could shut down ur dumb site. dont worry youll thank me later when AI is all succesful without your bull crap blogs and stuff. you guys should get a lot out of your LAST week running this frogged up site because it WILL MOST DEFINITLY be shut down by this time next week so HAVE FUN YOU WEASEL BRANES

-Natty

I've noticed that all you post is hate letters of VFTW.com, when I personally love the site. Every Tuesday AND Wednesday I jump on your site to learn all the latest crap about the Idol Wannabes, and laugh my head off. Your site actually keeps me interested in American Idol! Without your site the show is utter crap, well with the site the show is still utter crap, I'm sure others feel the same. I agree with every single pick except Archuleta, the guy drives me insane, everything about him is annoying. Every Elimination show I would pray for a miracle that there was a glitch in the system causing him to receive the boot, sadly I've been disappointed. I believe the only reason he can still "gasp" is due to all the little pre-teen girls (perhaps a few boys too) voting for him and only for his so-called "beauty." Hopefully he doesn't continue you on, as much as this pains me to write, I hope this pick fails. But, only this one, remember I love what you guys have done here at the site, and will continue to love it as much as American Idol survives...

-Anthony

I just want to tell you that I Love your site. It is funny refreshing and completely undeniable on Target.

The best part is to read the emails from all the losers that come to your website just to rant about it and promise not to come back.

I bet they come back to see if their email has been posted.

Pretty surprising that Archie is on the crosswire this week but it makes perfect sense he is Soooo... Boring.

-Docalf

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Kristy Lees Horse

Posted: 5/15/2008 at 5:45 AM

Joined: March 2008 Location: A nice, quiet pasture far, far away from Kristy.

Felicia,

"You should make a site to vote for the best."

There already IS a "vote for the best" website and they DON'T want Gaspy to win. If you don't believe me, go there and see. http://www.voteforthebest.us

We are voting FOR him. And you're calling US retards? Go finish your homework, then you're grounded.

thefunnystone

Posted: 5/15/2008 at 5:47 AM

I Run This Joint! Joined: May 2006 Location: Wearing Your Favorite Chicken McNuggets in a Mariachi Band Pin

Hate to break it to you Felicia, but David is winning no matter what. *rimshot*

KCunningham

Posted: 5/15/2008 at 5:51 AM

Joined: February 2008 Location: Houston

LMFAO

I never even realized the connection between Kassie and Natty.

The fact e-mails link in the Mail Bag?

ANOTHER VFTW Victory!

Moxie

Posted: 5/15/2008 at 5:57 AM

Joined: May 2008 Location: Ohio

I was going to post and ask Kassie who Natty is, but apparently they are joined at the hip and just took turns sending messages. Natty - I am soooooo scared! You're going to tell on me? Uh oh. :O Too bad you don't know my name or where I live, that will make the serving the subpoena much more difficult for your Mom.

And Allie - what exactly is BUTTWELDING??! I thought I was keeping up with the latest insults pretty well, but apparently (and happily) I am out of the loop on this one.

toyguytn

Posted: 5/15/2008 at 5:59 AM

Joined: February 2007 Location: Knoxville

"You're all a bunch of retardid 9 year olds who watch dragonball z all day. You know what?? If you guys have nothing nice to say, Dont say anything at all! Thats called RESPECT! good? Freaking good.

-Brad"

Dear Brad, When insulting a group of people by intimating they are 9 year-olds who still watch cartoons, it would behoove you to not steal your very next quote from Bambi. And BTW Thumper is pissed that you stole his line without proper credit.

Van Dergraaf

Posted: 5/15/2008 at 6:06 AM

Joined: March 2007 Location:

Cassy, those of us who come here to make fun of American Idol do so fun relaxation and entertanment; there's certainly a lot more of the latter here than on that trainwreck.

We have careers and worry about the important problems of the world, like the price of gas, the scare being created of an imending food shortage, Iraq and how we got involved there, a governement that is eroding our civil and constitutional rights, etc.

We come here because once in a while we need a breather from the real world. Some of us may use alcohol and lighter drugs, but I'm certain there are no worsters on crack.

You should be more concerned about the fantards who think AI is genuine and the be-all and end-all of their lives. You can recognize them by the plethora of expletives, spelling and grammatical errors, solid caps postings and general over the top ranting that shows no connection to reality.

Yes, most of them are children, but that just makes them even more worrisome because these DEE-DEE-DEE's are our future.

Then again, maybe you're right. Maybe we should get a life and go to freaking medical school and be emo like Allie suggests.

williamhughes11

Posted: 5/15/2008 at 6:11 AM

Joined: March 2008 Location: Staten Island, NY

OK, am I the only convinced that a lot of today's mailbag is fake?

Felicia is either fake or a graduate of the James Joyce School of Writing, whose sole concept is to write one long sentence.

Thanks to Samantha, we've gone from sock heads to dumddy heads in less than 24 hours.

Methea is a classic fake. Capital letters, check. Saying how much you hate the website, check. Tons of exclamation points and question marks, check. Writing in web shorthand instead of English, check. Fake.

Allie, a buttweld? I think you may need to look in a mirror to find the definition of one.

Brad is another suspect one. A mentally challenged person is more likely to spell the word retarded correctly than him. Also, if the creators of this site watched Dragonball Z all day, they couldn't put anything on here.

Stephen, David Archuleta is not the best American Idol ever, and chances are never be. I have no desire to ever appear on or win a television show that is more fixed than the NYC ASPCA.

Kassie is another probable fake. Calling us retards, check. Claiming to have connections to a lawyer and stating that this site can be sued, check. Visiting the site and posting a message like this that will be shown on the site, check.

If Kassie is a fake, so is Natty, since the latter is a continuation of the former.

Cassy, you're absolutely right. I don't know about other people on this site, but I'm advocating for the elimination of the H-1B visa program, which is causing the loss of employment for American citizens who work in Information Technology at the expense of foreign labor. Unfortunately, too many people in this country care more about American Idol than about anything you discuss. More votes will be cast next week in the final than in the Presidential Election in November.

RyansCloset

Posted: 5/15/2008 at 6:11 AM

Joined: March 2008 Location:

I loved Felicia's comment, can you imagine getting beat up by a 5 year old girl?!

deathingrasp

Posted: 5/15/2008 at 6:17 AM

Joined: May 2008 Location: Illinois, USA

Felicia - "!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! not yours truly".

Aw, darn, by the context of the rest of the letter and the thousand exclamation points, I expected "with love and admiration", but alas, you have crushed me.

Samantha - "Ya'll just better sop ...(YAWN!)... dumddy head"

Excuse me while I take out my Idiot to English translation guide.

Mathea - You hate it but you visit it and go through the trouble of making an account? I wouldn't visit websites of things I hated - Teletubbies, George Bush, etc. if you paid me to - so, what's wrong with YOU?

Allie - "get a life and go to freaking medical school and be emo"

Going to medical school makes someone emo? Considering I'm a surgical intern at a major Chicagoland hospital, just hope I don't see you in the E.R. during one of my typical razor-wielding, hair-in-my-eyes emo moments. LMFAO. If it's not one thing to hate on, it's another with the fantards.

Brad, Cindy, Stephen - your letters... boring... it's like there's some online generator that you write in your name and select a percentage of how many words you want misspelled and it will puke out a conventional and contrived letter that you can mail to VFTW. Congrats on being so awful that even (as you put it) a bored retard with no life like myself couldn't struggle through it.

Kassie - "natty's mom is a freakin lawyer and she coudl SUE you for this stuff so dont feel so safe you retards"

Oh, how refreshing, a fan of frivolous lawsuits that believes the overburdened American court system can solve their problems! Like we've never seen that before! Last I checked, my right to freedom of speech was one of the most protected legal rights in America, so good luck suing me because I have a different opinion of you.

Cassy - "Come on people there is more important stuff to worry about like, the increase of gas prices, the possible loss of social security benefits for retirees, or our troops who are fighting in Iraq and whether or not they should remain their".

So what're you doing to benefit society except visiting a site visited by people you dislike and complaining that they should be doing something beneficial? By the way, this site is pure recreation for me. I spend 80% of my life right now interning at a hospital and struggling my way to an MD and PhD, with the ultimate goal of joining Doctors Without Borders and going to Sudan to aide victims of genocide. This site is pretty much the only thing that keeps me laughing. That and Fantasia's performance last night. In fact, I have every right to hate on and disagree with the pointless self indulgence of American media and the millions of dollars spent on a pointless star search that gives us more D-listers like Clay Aiken... Wait, you're right, there ARE more important things to worry about, I say we air a special on world issues like the crisis in Darfur, or female genital mutilation in the Congo, or maybe sex slavery in Pacific Asia, instead of American Idol.

Natty - "you guys aren't very nice AT ALL. I'm gonna tell on you".

Oh Lord, this has to be a Worster... please, God, please. This is the generation that'll replace ours? That's the best we could do? Why aren't smart people reproducing anymore?!?!

Nickie, Liz, Matt in Paris, Anthony, Docalf - Thanks for actually thinking for yourselves instead of accepting the scripted, spoon-fed garbage that AI represents.