Mail Bag Update 5/18/08

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, May 18, 2008 at 11:08 AM EDT
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What a horrible website you have! As a 47 year old mother of two daughters 21 and 17, who adore david archuleta, and myself and my husband included we are repulsed by your cynical remarks. Frankly those who wish to tear down another decent human being has clear issues. Go get a life and find something else to do with your time. I pity you.

-Anonymous


wowww. i used to think this site was somewhat funny, back in sanjaya days. now, it's just the most pathetic thing i've ever seen. so, you picked the guy who been a front-runner all season long, who has had the highest chances of winning the show from the beginning, and you're going to label him as the "worst" and claim his win for yourself. whatever. give me a break. you're calling him a puppet, saying that he can't sing and that he's always flat. i think you need to clear the shit out of your ears. there's a reason why he's in the top 2. he can sing anything and america knows that. i have a feeling this is going to be your last season running this site. and holy crap, it's just a freaking show! he's going to sell more albums than anyone on that show no matter what happens. so quit screwing around and shut down your freaking site already.

-Alexis


David A. does NOT "gasp" he has vocal problems!!! When he does win ... it wont be because of you guys! He has fan everywhere!! look at the url: http://youtube.com/watch?v=eE9lRnAZvm8

-Sandra


Hey Morons. Just wanted to let you know, we know why you chose David Archuleta :) Everyone knows he will be at the finale, and win and you all want to take all the credit and say 'VFTW VICTORY!' when he wins.. Well guess what. His fans are the ones that have been voting for him saince day 1. You all are a bunch of dumb fuckheads who want to act like your powerful - Got news for you, your not or EVERYONE you liked wouldnt get voted off HAHA morons. So, now you know he is going to win so you choose him so you can take the credit.. Good try :) We know your a bunch of morons. Go do us all a favor and get hit by a bus :D

-Alaina Whitaker Fans


Greetings. I just wanted to say that your site is one of the funniest pieces of social commentary on the web or anywhere else. I really enjoy it. I've been a professional stand up comic and actor for awhile, and you guys really impress me day in and day out. Keep up the great work, this show deserves killing and you are the best assassin for the job.

-Scott Meyer


You all are such FUCKERS! How could DAVID ARCHULETA BE THE WORST!!! SUCKERS!! If you wanted the WORST y didnt u keep your STUPID FUCKING DANNY?

'The show starts out every year encouraging us to point and laugh at all of the bad singers who audition. If American Idol was really a show about finding the next great talent, these bad singers wouldn't be allowed on the show, let alone allowed to advance through 3 auditions to see Simon and the gang, right? '

True, the starting maybe like what you say, just plain entertainment. BUT you forgot they actually PICK GOOD SINGERS TOO. Have you forgotten Kelly Clarkson, idiots??

"VFTW makes no difference, their votes don't count."

Okay, like what you said, EVERY VOTE COUNTS. But don't you see? Your voting is NOTHING compared to all the other ACTUAL FANS OF AMERICAN IDOL. You all said 'how else can you explain Sanjaya Malakar's stay on the show last year? ' Well, it wasn't actually any of your help because Sanjaya DID have fans because they actually LIKED him. But votefortheworst.com and his fans were NOTHING compared to the fans of Jordin Sparks.

SO COULD YOU JUST RETIRE FOR THIS YEAR AND WAIT TIL NEXT YEAR BECAUSE THE LAST 2 CONTESTANTS, David Archuleta and David Cook, ARE the BEST!!!

-Fish Hater


Ok I have found your sight hilarious, if not entertaining up until now. The fact that you have picked Archuleta as the worst is showing your really bad side. He is the best on the show and now you are getting desperate. None of your choices have stayed on long enough for you, so you had to pick the potential winner, so you can guarantee a victory for a change. Grow up and get a life.

-Brenda


Hey people at VFTW! Let me start of by saying how much I love you guys and I believe in what you are doing is right...and fun. I don't watch American Idol anymore because they got rid of the only "true" Idol this season, Josiah Leming and because AI fucking sucks. I don't live in America so I technically I can't vote for the worst, but if I did I'd spend two hours every week doing so. Gaspy as the 'worst'? I'm thirteen and I hate his guts and if I would be given the chance I'd beat the crap out of his annoying little gasping self. See not all teenage girls are madly in love with the lizard. But as he's the 'worst' so I'll support him.

-Bennika


I used to like your website because you had the best recaps and the funniest pictures of American Idol. But now the jig is up. You guys have decided to vote for David Archuleta because he's the "worst"?! This is pathetic. Now, when he wins from the votes from all those teeny-boppers, your website will take credit for tipping the scales in his favor. You guys have just lost all credibility. Now I know that you just take credit for things the public actually does, and you have no influence whatsoever. Just sad, sad, sad.

-Elena


Hehehe! This may be the best idea ever! Stickin' it to the MAN! I agree - it's all pre-fabricated. A lot of the people are there for their looks or their style - not because they can sing. How much choice is there in picking talent when they are already seeded through - some obviously not for their vocal talent...and now I know why Taylor, Scott, Pickler, Sanjaya and Jason got to where they did. I do however - think Carly was awesome - one hell of a voice.

As for Canadian Idol - don't worry - majority of Canadians already know this is a joke. The talent on this show compared to the 'seeded thru talent' on American idol wouldn't make it to the top 12 - this has become exceedingly obvious and is why I no longer watch it. Not worth the heachache - plus at least on American Idol they have 'some' good performances!

Now - if you just had some influence on other reality voting shows - maybe they would finally go off the air and bring in some decent tv to watch! Here's hoping!

-Joliara


okay so u were wrongishh abot jason cuz i did like him and he had a good voice if you listen to the songs he wote himself[someday] he just got too nervous on stage. but omg david archuleta makes me wanna kill myself. When he gets compliments he looks so uncomfertable its funny. it looks like he wants to urn away crying. and then wen he sins he likes sucks as much air in as loudly as possible and his dad is looking like probably marking a chart liek oh 3 too deep breaths= 3 hits with the belt. his dad is like super dad. and everyone thinks hes so cute! he looks like the kid the mentally challenged kids would pick on. hes pathetic and i srsly hope he goes home. but i think people vote for him cuz i think if he did go home he would like either a kill himself or b his dad would kill him!

-Jill


Hey votefortheworst. I'm not gonna jump at you for the completely wrong VFTW pick you made, but I'm also not gonna agree at all (ever). David Archuleta is the nicest, sweetest person I've ever seen in my life! That's a fact! He is also an amazing singer and definitely the BEST., in my opinion. (They're all amazing though) What has he ever done or said to anyone? He hasn't bothered or made fun of you so why do you have to choose him? Personally, I wouldn't have even started this website, let alone do this "VFTW Pick" thing every week. Just please change the pick (choose somebody else) even though I love them all!: I'd rather have you just change the website to something people will actually like. You could make it Voteforthebest.com instead of votefortheworst.com. I know I'm just one person, but think of all of David's fans. You're really making them sad and heartbroken. He's a great person and maybe you thin you're not offending him, but please, I beg of you! Change the website name. People will definitely award you for your kindness and apologize for all the negative feedback. I'm just a 13 year old girl, but I care alot about people's feelings that you're hurting. You know it's not right and you probably know GOD's watching you. He's watching your every move. Do one good deed. Make the website: Voteforthebest.com PLEASE :-)

Thank you for your cooperation and I look foward to seeing if either the website name will change or if the VFTW pick will change. (please change the name though. all of the contestants are great).

God Bless you for the good you've done and the good you'll soon (hopefully) do.

I know you guys aren't bad people. Don't make it seem that way.

-Glamourgirl343


Hey you guys.. I just wanted to say GET A LIFE !! David Archie is the BEST singer in the competition and you guys are gonna make him feel sad =[[[

So LEAVE HIM ALONE!!

But anyways.. THX FOR THE VOTES ! And David is going to win.

-Jessica


Let's just call David what he really is...A DIVA...

It isn't had to see that he has been groomed for this his entire life. He sings like an angel...but is a Diva at the core. Don't be decieved by that boyish stupid..."I can't believe you like me" look. Do you honostly believe that????? Give me a break.

I hope he does not win...if only to teach his family a lesson...people can see right through you!!!!

Lets face it...he will have a career but does he have to be the next American Idol....I hope not!

-Rhonda


At first I was going to send this e-mail to say 'you suck, stop ruining American Idol' to an extensive amount like everyone else. Only, I'd be half-lying. You guys do suck, don't get me wrong. But you don't ruin AI. First of all, I hear you eventually backed Carrie Underwood. I mean, SERIOUSLY. She's amazing. And look at how successful she is. Secondly, you didn't throw Chris Daughtry... his fans thought he was doing fine (like me) and decided to save Taylor (BIG mistake). Thirdly, you didn't pimp Sanjaya, either... Howard Stern and the Indian-Americans did. I swear, some kid told me that she started an anti-Sanjaya group and a bunch of Indian people e-mailed her and told her she was racist. And anyway, he finished in 7th, and Jordin Sparks won, knocking your replacement candidate, Blake, to runner-up.

Fourthly, you're totally and completely inconsequential. Let's see who you went through this season... Danny Noriega? Got voted out before Top 12. Amanda Overmeyer? Finished in 11th. Kristy Lee Cook? She actually got better and was NOT the worst in the end, but finished in 7th place. Brooke White? Grand 5th, lasting only 2 weeks. Jason "Stoner" Castro? 4th, not even lasting a week. And now David Archuleta, just because he's the only one left with any quirks at all.

An added plus--this website is the ultimate example of people who have NO LIVES! Honestly, don't you have better things to do with your time? You claim to hate this show, that it's so "mainstream" and "plugged by the producers" and "not reality TV". First of all: If you hate it, why are you scrutinizing its every move? Second of all: NEWS FLASH! "Reality TV" is one of the biggest oxymorons of our time!! NONE of it is real. They ALWAYS only pick the interesting people on ALL of these shows. They even say it in the audition rules--that you're more likely to get picked if you STAND OUT; that you're picked if you're more interesting. These more interesting people last in the audition round to make funny TV, and then a diverse handful of good singers get weeded out for the actual competition. Yes, it's mainstream, but that's why it's television. So if you don't like it, DON'T WATCH IT. Go hide out in your parents' basements and listen to music where the guitars' distortion is way too heavy and the singers scream their throats out! Go watch the Sundance channel all day! I watched Laguna Beach once, couldn't stand it, and so NEVER WATCHED IT AGAIN! I didn't watch every second so I could blog about it and make fun of it. You know why? Because I REALLY COULDN'T STAND IT. And when most normal human beings REALLY CAN'T STAND something, they SHOVE IT OUT OF THEIR LIVES. So just SHOVE AMERICAN IDOL out of your lives. Don't read the articles in the 'Times' (which you probably don't get b/c it's too mainstream for you) or on Yahoo! or AOL or whatever homepage you have. I know quite a few people who are able to tune American Idol out, and YOU CAN, TOO. You don't watch it? You're not bothered. Easy as that. Let the people who enjoy it have fun watching it. To each his own. Stop being the antagonists. All it gets you is a bigger crowd of anti-mainstream bums who sit around being pessimistic all day.

-Shoshanah


You guys are a bunch of effing idiots who need to shut the hell up.

All the American Idols, every single one of the people that were ever in the top 24 and especially now in the top 3, are amazing, talented people who have such a bright future ahead of them. Are you guys so bored with your lives that you have to create such a stupid site demeaning people that have the talent that you people could only dream about having? There is a good chance that the people creating this site are just people who want to be in the music business but don't have anywhere near the talent that these young people go out there and show off week after week.

Why do you feel it is so important to criticize every move these people make? They are only human just like you and me except their lives are broadcast to the world for people like you to pick apart.

First of all, Paula's mishap was due to the fact that she watched the rehearsal before the show, not because the show is scripted. AI doesn't even try to hide the fact that they watch the rehearsals before hand because they have mentioned that they do it before. Because it was such a rushed show, she was a little confused. And sure, Paula is a little crazy but that's why we love her and she makes the show that much more fun to watch.

Second, you say that nobody likes American Idol and that the people that watch just watch it to see people mess up. But American Idol is good for so many reasons. It shoots people with dreams and ambitions to stardom and fulfills those dreams. People who like to watch good performances and enjoy helping people achieve dreams can watch this show and have a lot of fun with it. And then we have killjoys like you who watch the show to see people mess up but if you notice, people only care about you at all because you are known for putting other people down but even you have a reason for watching American Idol. American Idol has been nice enough to give you a sense of being cared for which I guess your parents never did for you guys and that's why you run this stupid site. But you know what, keep watching the show and make their ratings go higher. If American Idol is so stupid, then why do you keep watching it and care about it so much!?!

Finally, why do you have to ruin it for the loyal fans. Okay, so you don't like the show. EVERYONE IS ENTITLED to their own opinion. But why do you go out of your way to ruin it for the people that truly enjoy it. It is not fair because people like me who truly enjoy the show and feel that these people have such amazing potential and talent is being ruined by people like you who do not understand what it is like to put yourself out there to so many people. The American Idols just want to show off their tremendous amount of talent and VFTW is putting them down because they have no lives and feel like ruining peoples day. Too bad the only thing you guys are good at is sitting at your computer all day thinking up ways to be ass holes.

-Alexandra


sublymonal
Posted: 5/18/2008 at 11:37 AM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2008 Location: Toronto, ON

I love the second one. He's going to sell more albums than anyone on the show? What a load of cock-and-bull. He can sing anything? Need I remind you: We Can Work it Out. You're The Voice. With You. The only thing he can sing, as Simon himself said, is "treacly ballads". Barf.

David Cook for the win. He's the one who can sing anything. He's the one who'll sell more albums than anyone all season. David Archuleta is just a kid in need of some severe vocal coaching from someone other than his dad. Learn to breathe, Gaspuleta!

Moxie
Posted: 5/18/2008 at 12:00 PM Reply with quote
Joined: May 2008 Location: Ohio

Anonymous - I'm worried that your family spends their time worrying about VFTW. And you say WE have no lives??

Alexis - Do you have some sort of feces fetish??

Sandra - He says in the audition clip that he is fine now. Are you saying that he was lying??

Alaina Whitaker Fans - I didn't realize Alaina Whitaker had two fans. You learn something new every day.

Scott Meyer - I agree with you completely...except that I am not a stand-up comic, nor do I think I'm all that funny. ;)

Fish Hater - Your message confused me. Are you for or against VFTW?? Also, what do you have against fish??

Brenda - You're almost not worth the effort, but I will say that all the contestants on AI start as "potential winner"s, don't they?? Just because you like Lil' Davey, don't hate us for finding him worthy of votes too.

Bennika - Sorry your fave was voted out, but glad you're here with us now. :)

Elena - "But now the jig is up." I don't remember any jigs being performed this season, though things would have been a lot more entertaining if they had.

Joliara - I'm sorry to say, I think "reality TV" will be with us for quite some time. If the writers' strike taught me anything, it's that TPTB would rather eliminate them from the process lest they become more troublesome than they already are.

Jill - You may be correct that when Lil' Davey "sins" he "sucks as much air in as loudly as possible"...my question is, do you have first hand knowledge to support this claim?? And if so, just what sins have the two of you been committing together??

Glamourgirl343 - You need to get out more...that name's already been taken.

Jessica - So Lil' Davey reads VFTW?? Cool.

Rhonda - I agree, his family needs to be taught a lesson...How Not to Pimp Your Kids 101.

Shoshanah - Holding such a grudge against Laguna Beach must indicate some sort of deep seeded neuroses, but what sort, I have no idea.

Alexandra - "...their lives are broadcast to the world for people like you to pick apart." Yes, they are.

Rhine
Posted: 5/18/2008 at 12:22 PM Reply with quote
Joined: May 2007 Location: NH

Fish Hater: What do you have against Abe Vigoda? He rules!

Smartie
Posted: 5/18/2008 at 12:53 PM Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: April 2007 Location: Buying Crack 4 Lilo

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Dear anonymous - something's lacking in you and your daughters lives. Perhaps you all need vibrators and change the channel on your tv? I mean, come on, why would you be so perturbed by what we say about some dude on a tv show? You need to get some. And fast.

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Alexandra - you're just pissy we didn't pick you. And you write too much. Same with Shoshanah. I ain't going to read all that!

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Brenda - *rolls eyes* I really wish you hadn't pulled out the most worn out phrase on the internet, "get a life". I might have paid attention to your yammerings if not for that. Boring. Try something new! 

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Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: 5/18/2008 at 1:22 PM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2008 Location: A nice, quiet pasture far, far away from Kristy.

Another fantard diarrhea mailbag, I see....

Hey, Anonymous -- you're so passionate about Gaspy but refuse to give your name? And you're so worried about OUR time, you take the time to come to our site, make a screen name and post? Then you say WE don't have a life??? That's freaking funny.

Alexis -- if it's "just a freaking show", why the hell are you coming to this site and posting? Hypocritical fantard.

Sandra -- Gaspy *DOES* gasp. Maybe you need to turn up your hearing aid.

Alaina Whitaker Fans -- You need to up your anxiety meds, hon.

Scott Meyer -- Finally, SOMEONE gets it! Thanks. =)

Fish Hater -- Our votes count just much as yours, butt munch. And if you think the Davids are the best, you need to enroll in remedial music 101 right away.

Brenda -- Both Davids suck. And we have a life, thank you so much for your concern about our well being. (I think.)

Bennika -- Thanks! You get it, too!

Elena -- Uh, we're not part of the public? Do you think we all live in a leper colony? Our votes count just as much as yours. And since both Davids suck anyway, whichever one we would have picked would qualify as the "worst".

Joliara -- You think Carly's awesome? OMG....you need to get out and listen to some REAL music.

Jill -- We LOVE Jason. He, after Amanda and Danny, was one of the more entertaining singers on AI. Please read the "About Us" article.

Glamourgirl343 -- There already IS a "vote for the best" website, and they're encouraging everyone NOT to vote for David A. And I like this site just fine, because it tells the truth about AI.

Jessica -- You need to get out and listen to some REAL music. David A.'s not great, and neither is David C.

Rhonda -- Gaspy's dad is the one who's acting like a diva, IMHO. He and AI deserve each other.

Shoshanah -- If we're so inconsequential, why did you come here, get a name and post? That's funny. You don't sound like a fucking ray of sunshine yourself, so don't come to our "inconsequential" website and preach to us about being antagonists.

Alexandra -- You gonna come over and make us shut up? We have 1st Amendment rights too, butt munch. So there. Neener, neener, neener.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/18/2008 at 1:30 PM Reply with quote
Joined: April 2008 Location: Middletown

>so quit screwing around and shut down your freaking site already.

How typical. You get a little cognitive dissonance over something and your visceral response is to "shut it down" so others can't be exposed to something you think is bad, bad, bad. I've seen some pretty vile, disgusting things in my time (anything on the mainstream media these days qualifies), but I actually believe in freedom of expression. I simply don't partake in it and put myself out there as an example to others. What a novel idea.

Rhia
Posted: 5/18/2008 at 1:42 PM Reply with quote
Joined: May 2008 Location:

Dave do you sift through all the crap mail for the funniest ones? And how long does it take to do so?

Damn just naming someone to this site incites some real craziness out there doesn't it.

To those who don't like the site, your browser has a 'back' button; use it.

To those who do? Welcome, it's fun to hang here.

To those who say we need to get lives? Get over yourselves. Worsters have lives. When you say that to us, you show us you have nothing better to do than berate people you don't know, whose opinions you don't like.

To those threatening to shut us down or telling us to do so? Read the bloody constitution of the U.S. It's called freedom of speech. You have it and so do we. So if you want a 'Vote for the Best' site, put it up and let it compete for hits ... oh wait, someone already did that.

To those thinking us cruel for bashing a 17yr old kid? He puts himself on TV every week trying for a career in a very unforgiving business. He will need thicker skin than his fans have shown here to survive. Consider VFTW basic training for that.

To those who think we are 'ruining people's dreams'? Yeah right. Not everyone can or will succeed in the music industry, that's just how it is. Showbiz is tough and not every little special snowflake makes it, nor should they.

To those who say we're ruining AI? How? It's still the top show on TV.

Ria216
Posted: 5/18/2008 at 2:05 PM Reply with quote
Joined: May 2008 Location: Rhode Island

Listen "glamour girl",

I know you are supposedly only 13, but even my 6th grade class knows the difference between fact and opinion. You can't state something is a fact and two seconds later say 'IN MY OPINION."

Also, "Shoshana",

If that is your real name, how can I take anything you say seriously? And if it isn't you're real name, then you should come up with a better fake name, so that at least I would consider listening to you.

Finally,

Has anyone heard of a paragraph!? I hate run-on bulll shit letters. At least throw in an indent!

melismaqueen
Posted: 5/18/2008 at 2:11 PM Reply with quote
Joined: February 2007 Location:

Hi Joliara! I actually like Canadian Idol better than AI. I guess the grass is always greener, huh?

Jumptheshark
Posted: 5/18/2008 at 3:11 PM Reply with quote
Joined: May 2008 Location: The Bowels of Hell

Wow. Everyone takes this shit way too seriously.

Hey folks -- it's called MINDLESS ENTERTAINMENT. There are more important things in the world to object to than nominating Gaspy as the Worst. Like the war in Iraq. And the lack of government cooperation in getting needed supplies to the victims in Myanmar. And gas prices inching up to $4.00 a gallon. But to take the time to write an obscene-filled letter to a satirical website about two so-called singers, one of whom, if chosen the winner, will be eaten alive out in the real music world? Good grief!

For all you 13 year olds who are angry about this site: don't you have Social Studies homework to do before the end of the school year?

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