Azunai
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 2:07 AM Reply with quote
Location: Malaysia

Toizeman, care to summarize that shit that you typed?

emilymt87
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 2:48 AM Reply with quote
Location: Connecticut

Why even bother to write so much? Get what you need to say out in the first paragraph, the last paragraphs could be "blah blah buttplug blah horiscope blah blah kitten blah blah gay rights" and honestly, nobody would even notice. Silly people.

Oh and the Alaina Whitaker fans...it's probably just her with a friend because i doubt she really has fans. Or does she? Which one was she again? One of the annoying blonds who couldn't sing right? Was she the Britney Spears one or no? And by Britney Spears one I'm not referring to Gaspy...

Moxie
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 3:25 AM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

Toizeman369 - What country are you from? And why do you care so, so much about a TV show in a foreign country??

Craptastic
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 3:39 AM Reply with quote

Toizeman369, I stopped reading at "EVERYONE HAS TO AGREE".

Um, no, we don't.

Scott Baio
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 4:04 AM Reply with quote

Quote Alexis:
i have a feeling this is going to be your last season running this site.

To: Dave Della Terza, CEO

From: VFTW.com, LLC Board of Directors

Re: BOD Monthly Shareholders Meeting, 5/19/2008

Mr. Della Terza,

At the behest of a reader of your site, heretofore only identified as "Alexis," we have launched a full investigation into both the recent performance of this website and its declining influence on the show "American Idol."

Through our five minute investigation, we have discovered that several people who write mail to your site really hate you, so obviously you are doing something wrong. We believe this is the result of your pick of David Archuleta as your VFTW pick. This foolhardy decision to make everybody angry by picking on a young kid who we as the Board of Directors find totally cute and would maybe even like to marry one day has led to increasing animosity towards VoteForTheWorst.com, and we feel your faulty leadership has steered this company into dangerous waters. Come on! David Archuleta is really dreamy and innocent and sweet, and we totally had to fight back tears when he sang "Imagine" that one time. We would really like to be his "boo" as well.

So, as a result of your poor decision-making, we, the Board of Directors, have brought the issue to the voting table. The result was a majority vote of 12 to 1 in favor of your immediate removal as CEO. We will of course be offering you a generous severance package, which will be communicated in a separate message. As your replacment, the Board of Directors has voted unanimously to appoint Jeff Archuleta as the new CEO. We feel he is totally just a good father who is concerned about his son's career, and he's not abusive at all. Really, we've talked to his aunt's cousin's dog's brother's uncle's monkey's pet chicken about it, and Cluckers totally said that he had never seen Jeff do anything more than lightly beat David with a coat hanger. See??? He's just being a normal dad who's concerned for his kid's welfare! Leave Archuleta alone! He's way cute and he's totally going to marry us, the Board of Directors, one day! Anyway, by yet another majority vote of 11 to 2, the domain name of this website will be changed to www.VoteForDavidArchuletaOrHisDadWillLockHimInACageForTheRestOfHisLife.com.

Thank you for your service to this company, Mr. Della Terza. Your continued consultation on the affairs of this website will not be needed.

Sincerely,

VFTW.com, LLC Board of Directors (the future husbands and wives of David Archuleta)

Coin-Operated
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 4:50 AM Reply with quote
Location: Manitoba

Anonymous - So, YOU'RE attempt at tearing down this site means that you are cynical, have clear issues, and need to go get a life. Well, don't fret! We pity you too.

Alexis - Sorry, did you say something? I was too busy cleaning the shit out of my ears. Gosh darn it! How DID that get in there....

Sandra - No, I won't look at your url full of liiiieeesss.

Alaina Whitaker Fans - Hmm... I'm feeling a bit of resentment here.

Scott Meyer - Yes, this site does rock.

Fish Hater - Don't you see your contradiction? Every vote counts... except for VFTW votes? We're fans too. Howcome unlike the other fans, our votes don't count? This show must be rigged! And yes, I had happily forgotten about Kelly Clarkson until you brought her up.

Brenda - A bad side? Oh haw-haw. VFTW has no bad side, dur.

Bennika - Josiah Lemming freaking kicked ass. And if you need help beating up little Archuleta, I've got a couple baseball bats.

Elena - Aw, VFTW has lost credibility. I'm sad, sad, sad.

Joliara &; Jill - You should team up with Bennika.

Gamourgirl343 - "David Archuleta is the nicest, sweetest person I've ever seen in my life!" If you've ever MET him, you know he gets his sweetness from the kittens he eats. And, there is a site titled Vote for the Best. It sucks.

Jessica - Are you making a video about the message to leave David alone? Will it confuse random viewers about your gender for a minute, before they realize you're a psycho nut-job?

Rhonda - People can see right through us? Can they see my intestines?

Shoshana &; Alexandra - I read one line. Feel privledged.

Lurchthelurker
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 5:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: Watching the eleventieth shitfest

Hey, I recognize that writing style! Is Phinneas J. Turtlebottom, Esq. the scribe for the Board of Directors?

jman987654
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 5:19 AM Reply with quote
Location: Phoenix, AZ

Emily... I didn't see anything in Toyzman's post about "gay rights"... what did I miss? I actually read every word, and I didn't see anything about it in there.

love J-Mo :)

runuts251
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 5:20 AM Reply with quote

CastorTroy, that would be fucking awesome if he sang that song. It is perfect.

Lighten Up
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 5:53 AM Reply with quote

Rhine: lol at the fish hater/Abe Vigoda reference. Kinda showing our age huh?

I love how so many have written, "I used to love your site until you picked David Archuleta". What's up with that? You just don't get it, do you?

I see the usual you have no life, you live in your parent's basement, all of your worst picks have been voted off, blah blah blah fluffy...but the caps lock, exclamation points, and excessive expletives are missing. Bummer.

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