Mai Bag Update 5/19/08

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, May 19, 2008 at 9:39 AM EDT
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Why in the hell have you made it your life mission to mess with American Idol?Its sick !,what do you have a grudge against singers,or tried out and they made fun of you,or your fave got voted off and it pissed you off?Its creepy that your so obsessed I think you need to check into a hospital or talk to a therpist.Like now!Its sad that every year around this time you have been defeeted and yet instead of scarping up whats left of your pride you insist on making an even bigger ass out of yourself and pick somebody who a large fanbase and vote with them.DUDE GIVE IT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!FACE IT THE FANS HAVE THE POWER NOT YOUR OR THE 4 FRIENDS THAT YOU HAVE THAT MAKE UP YOUR SITE.Its pretty much guaranted that David A will win.And who do you think put him there NOT YOU THATS FOR SURE,it was HIS FANS AND HIS FANS ONLY!You discust me please do us all a favor and jump off a bridge.I don't give a fuck if you show this to your dumbass friends.And go ahead and mock me you moron!I'm sure this letter will make no inpact on your choice cause brain dead idiots like yourself can make the right choices.You sicken me to the point that I wanna barf when ever I hear your name or see your pic.God you are a waste of a human beging.May god have mercy on your brain dead soul.

Go To hell!

-Addison


do you have some issues?i think you do because David Archuleta is not the worst on American Idol.hes an amazing person why must you treat him so badly?are you jealous?i think you are,very.Just picking on David is not gonna make you the best.it makes YOU the worst.So stop being jealous of him.You're probably some ugly fat guy that is jealous of how many girls like David and no one like you or even bothers to take a glance at you.so just STOP.

-K-Speezy


IF IT WERE LEGEL I WOULD LOVE TO BASH YOUR HEAD IN WITH A ROCK BUT SINCE I CAN'T I JUST WANNA SAY THAT A LOWLIFE LOSER YOU ARE YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD IT LOW LIFE SCUM BAGS LIKE YOU FUCKING LOSER YOUR UP SHIT CREAK THE DAVIDS ARE BOTH GOOD SO NONE ARE THE WORST AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ASS BAG GO GET EATEN BY A SHARK

-Coco


If you hate the show so much then why do you watch it? I happen to like it and so does the rest of my family. Which ever David wins the best of luck to them. As for you, get a life and find something to do with yourself and your time. I think you're jealous of people who actually have talent other than sinicism and sarcasm. MOVE ON JERK.

-susan


ok listen, David Archuleta is like the best one! He will win and so what if his dad pushes him? He's still a great singer! You guys obviously dont know what your talking about. You are rude and ignorant. You really shouldnt judge people the way you do. David is great. You on the other hand are scum.

-James


I believe David A is your 7th pick as worst this season. Wow, do you guys have control over the voting or what? I'm sure Idol is shaking in fear that you are going to ruin the show since you couldn't even get your picks into the top 10. Nice work! Picking David A will still give you the ability to say that you got the worst to win - haha.

-Adam


I am so very happy that you chose Dave A. as your next choice, although, I really would hate to see another stupid grin or hear another fake giggle. There is only one thing that I wanted to suggest, regarding his persona. Doesn’t he remind you of a Stepford Son? It’s like he’s programmed by his father and when anything is “outside” his vocabulary he doesn’t know what to say. It’s like a computer melt down, beep, beep, boop, bluasdjhda….the Beatles…ummm…..I…..ahhh…..what are the Beatles?

-Katrina


I just have to say, you guys are freaking brilliant! I just HATE that little "STEPFORD SON", David Archuleta! He has to have been drugged with some kind of personality dulling meds before every show. Don't get me wrong, I have no complaint with the level of his talent; I just think he's the lamest human being ever, in terms of his whole persona. I can't even stand the way he walks on stage when they're announcing who's safe every week. He knows he's gonna be going to the safe couch, but he always looks like he just smelled shit or something!! UGH, I just want to slap the pee out of him! Anyway, I just thought you guys should know that you totally rock!

-Nanette


You guys are like a cult what do you do chant and sacrifce chickens and goats?You are all pig troll beasts and I wanna express that I hate you all very,very,very,very much.Stinky ass rats go to hell all of you,your site is losing and fans are winning NONE of the ppl left are bad so your shit out of luck!Fucking dorks!Fuckers!!!!

-D9Honey3


IM SO TIRED WITH ALL YOUR SHITTY PICTURE MANIPS OF THE IDOLS. GO GET A LIFE, YOU NO-LIFE-TARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED ANY FUNNY UGLY PHOTO MANIPS FOR URSELF COZ I BET YOU ALL LOOK LIKE MONKEY CLOWNS ALREADY HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! (bet u all have no balls if u're a male)

-Eruaphadriel


Hey VFTW,

I just want to say, I LOVE YOU. There are so many people writing in with stuff like, "Ohhhh, you guys are such assholes". Blah blah blah. That one person that was blabbing about how you guys are just jealous because the Idols have more talent than you? Oh. My. God. Dramaaaaatic. Spaaaaaaz. Can people just learn how to lighten up? The site is obviously for gags. They don't need to take it so damn seriously! It's just a TV show. People, if you love Idol so much, don't visit a site that makes fun of it. I don't know about you, but that sounds like pretty good logic to me. Yeesh.

Keep Up the Good Work,

-Amanda


Wow.. this is a hilarious site. I am not here to tell you that you are a horrible website. Honestly, I think you are a very good website. I'm on here almost everyday Im going to be on American Idol someday so if I'm on here I might just be happy cause you might help me win.. =] hehe Have an amazing day!

-Zach


Seeing all the people write in and insult the choice over and over again I have to say that I have agreed with you much of the year. I actually did like Carly and plant or not I would be FAR more likely to buy her album then David A. If David A wins and I am sure he will since the judges think he walks on water he will be another Taylor Hicks. Sure he will put out a CD but with out the glamour of the show people will realize he has just an average voice and can not sing anything beyond a ballad. David Cook on the other had will sell far more CD’s than any other contestant on the show this year. He actually has a voice and style that is relevant. If I were going to name all the singers this year that are better than Gaspy It would be a long list. I think what I hate most though is that he gets praise for forgetting words missing notes and singing identical style songs every single week when other get slammed for it. If this is not proof the show is fake I don’t know what is. Unlike the others. Keep up the great work. To those whom have written in stating how badly you want David A to win and how upset you are he is now the worst get over it. He was the worst since about the second week he is only made it this far because people can not think for them selves and simply believe what ever they are told. If they are told he is good then he must be good. This will disappear after the show though and everyone will realize how bad he is.

-Daniel

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ShutUpPaula
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 10:08 AM Reply with quote
Location: PA

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ASS BAG GO GET EATEN BY A SHARK"

Coco,

Have you been in mommy's pills again?

BeckEye
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 10:18 AM Reply with quote
Madame Glambert Location: Blown out da box

Does anyone know the name of a good therpist? I have this recurring nightmare that a fat troll beast pushes me off a bridge and I get eaten by a shark.

KD30
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 10:20 AM Reply with quote
Location: NJ

Amanda wrote us! We love you Chile!

Lots of love letters in this batch, are people finally catching on to the AI Scam?

sanjifan
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 10:36 AM Reply with quote
Location: OKlahoma City

Hey Addison,

It is not my life's mission, just a diverson from IMPORATANT things. If you "live and breathe" AI, you are a waste of O2.

crstlbal
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 10:36 AM Reply with quote
Location: Duh - sitting in front of my computer

"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ASS BAG GO GET EATEN BY A SHARK" - Coco

Would that be the same shark AI jumped this year?

Scott Baio
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 10:40 AM Reply with quote

Quote Eruaphadriel:
I GUESS YOU DON'T NEED ANY FUNNY UGLY PHOTO MANIPS FOR URSELF COZ I BET YOU ALL LOOK LIKE MONKEY CLOWNS ALREADY HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Enjoy your nightmares, Euruaphadr... i... e... whatever.

crstlbal
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 10:47 AM Reply with quote
Location: Duh - sitting in front of my computer

HAHAHAHA - awesome pic Baio!!!!!

mbote na yo
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 10:58 AM Reply with quote
Location: Dayton, Ohio

Ok, seriously if your name is "K-Speezy", why the hell would I even pay attention to a single thing you just said? And "Eruaphadriel"? Does that sound like any kind of sleep medication or some kind of miracle cure advertisement to anybody else? Who comes up with these names for their kids, I mean damn.

Oh yeah, thanks for writing Amanda. CHILE! You're awesome!

blooncrazy
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 10:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: Indianapolis

Outstanding, Baio. . .

I never cease to be amazed at the rants that go on and on and on and progress to virtual screaming! These poor, disturbed little people.

And they say VFTW has no power. . . just LOOK at the convulsions. . . simply riotous!

Lighten Up
Posted: 5/19/2008 at 11:04 AM Reply with quote

Ahhhh Coco - there is the quintessential mailbagger we love to mock.

Susan - I use my spare time to surf dictionary.com and learn how to spell word like cynicism.

D9Honey - Is that anything like manbearpig? Maybe you should contact Al Gore.

Amanda - I love you too.

Zach - We'll be rooting for you.

Eruaphadriel - You're just "jellus" that you don't have Unravel's talent.

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