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Not a load of funny out of this mailbag; just a lot of stupid. My responses may reflect my boredom with these fucktards. "FACE IT THE FANS HAVE THE POWER NOT YOUR OR THE 4 FRIENDS THAT YOU HAVE THAT MAKE UP YOUR SITE.Its pretty much guaranted that David A will win.And who do you think put him there NOT YOU THATS FOR SURE,it was HIS FANS AND HIS FANS ONLY!" -Addison Dear Addison, You are wasting a good pussy by being attached to it. Kill yourself, you stupid twat. If David Cook wins, does that mean that David A's fans have no power. You've pretty much guaranteed that Gaspy will win; will his failure tonight be because of his fans and his fans only? "do you have some issues?i think you do because David Archuleta is not the worst on American Idol." -K-Speezy Dear K-Speezy, You are simply a retard. You failed time and time again to use capital letters at the beginning of sentences, and you similarly failed to use a space between sentences. I do, indeed, have some issues; three to be precise: 1) you are a retard, 2) you failure to communicate coherently through writing, and 3) your errent belief that David Archuleta is not the worst (left) on American Idol. "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH ASS BAG GO GET EATEN BY A SHARK" -Coco Dear Coco, Thank you for providing the lost lyrics to Pink Floyd's Animals album; Roger Waters will be grateful. "I think you're jealous of people who actually have talent other than sinicism and sarcasm." -susan Dear Susan, I think you should be jealous of people who can spell cynicism correctly. "ok listen, David Archuleta is like the best one!" -James Dear James, Okay, read; David Archuleta is like the best one, in that he got to perform with the best one...but unlike the best one, David Archuleta is the worst one. And you, sir, are a male twat, and a tard as well. "I believe David A is your 7th pick as worst this season. Wow, do you guys have control over the voting or what?" -Adam Dear Adam, it is the powers that be that have control over the results of the voting; we are merely a fan base. Happy to clear that up for you, dumbass. "I am so very happy that you chose Dave A. as your next choice...Doesn’t he remind you of a Stepford Son?" -Katrina Dear Katrina, I loved your work with the Waves. Glad you are so very happy; and yes, David A. does have the Stepford about him...except for his asexual nature. "I just have to say, you guys are freaking brilliant!" -Nanette Dear Nanette, I just have to say, I love the shape and size of your breasts, and your ass is kinda hot too. "chickens and goats...pig troll beasts...Stinky ass rats...hell...shit...Fucking dorks!Fuckers!!!!" -D9Honey3 Dear D9Honey3, Choke to death on my cock. Love you too. "IM SO TIRED WITH ALL YOUR SHITTY PICTURE MANIPS OF THE IDOLS." -Eruaphadriel Dear Alphabet, I thought the photochops were one of the best things to come out of this season of AI; sorry that you didn't love them - also sorry that you are a turd. "I LOVE YOU...Yeesh." -Amanda Dear Amanda, I <3 U 2!!!! "Im going to be on American Idol someday" -Zach Zach, Without a doubt, you will be on American Idol. Without a doubt, I am going to shit Uranium out my ass too. "To those whom have written in stating how badly you want David A to win and how upset you are he is now the worst get over it." -Daniel Dear Daniel, Alternately, you can call the fucktards who disagree with us retards, twats, dumbfucks, and invite them to choke on your cock. Whatever works.
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