Vote for Gaspy! 1-866-IDOLS-02, 1-866-IDOLS-04, and 1-866-IDOLS-06

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, May 20, 2008 at 2:07 PM EDT
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Vote for Gaspy! 1-866-IDOLS-02, 04, and 06, or text 'VOTE' to 5702. We have 4 hours to vote, so hopefully this favors Gaspy, as his tweenies will vote longer. We are THIS close to unleashing Jeff Archuleta on the entertainment industry. THIS close. If David can pull this off, the resulting trainwreck will be hilarious. It must happen. Even the judges seem to favor David's shlock tonight, meaning braindead America will vote for him since they do whatever the judges say. Yay! David winning would be hilariously awesome, as he would probably sell less records than Jordin or Taylor, and once that happens, people will wonder how he won again. So please. Let David win. The tabloids could use stories about Jeff Archuleta pissing off every record producer. And the world needs another Clay Aiken. Vote vote vote!

deathingrasp
Posted: 5/20/2008 at 2:09 PM Reply with quote
Location: Illinois, USA

I'm not watching... I had a great dinner and so far a fantastic day and there's no need to add a big fat heaping pile of shit into it for no reason. I'll probably fast forward it tomorrow when I'm cooking lunch.

blooncrazy
Posted: 5/20/2008 at 2:14 PM Reply with quote
Location: Indianapolis

I'm on my feet laughing already. . . do all three judges looked sauced?

Or was that juiced?

Or stoned?. . .

I forget.

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Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/20/2008 at 2:16 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

The audio SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIX IT, you bubblebrains!!!

Analog_Kid
Posted: 5/20/2008 at 2:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Round 1 legitimately to Archie.

MadJoebailey
Posted: 5/20/2008 at 2:22 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

the look on Gaspy's face after the first round of critiques was effin priceless! If I was David Cook, I would punch him in the head!

MadJoebailey
Posted: 5/20/2008 at 2:23 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

I think they did that on purpose.. the kid is overwhelmed and now he's gonna mess up round 2!

tulaplee
Posted: 5/20/2008 at 2:23 PM Reply with quote

They have now literally done everything except suck that pimple's dick. I am sorry, but I cannot vote for him.

MadJoebailey
Posted: 5/20/2008 at 2:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

Simon was on Ellen and on Jay Leno and both times he said he wants Cook to win and Cook deserves to win!

but now... he is signing a different tune

Moxie
Posted: 5/20/2008 at 2:33 PM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

I think Simon is using his reverse psychology mind trick on the voting public...trying to look like he's slamming Cookie so that more people will vote for him at the end of the night. I wonder, do you think that really works?? He does it so often he obviously thinks it does.

Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: 5/20/2008 at 2:34 PM Reply with quote
Location: A nice, quiet pasture far, far away from Kristy.

What the fuck is this "Rocky" theme they're doing? OMG! AI just ruined Rocky forever!!!!! I don't know if I can EVER watch Rocky movies again after this. YO, ADRIAN!!!!

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