Please let there be a Round 4, where David and David get to beat the crap out of each other.

Did I just see Randy whip his dick out?! "You're the best singer, RIGHT THERE!". What this show is about - no dignity.

They're using the stupid boxing analogy all night, but they've got the wrong "sport". It should be professional wrestling, given the heel job Cowell has pulled on Cook tonight. Not only has he thrown him under the bus, but Simon then goes in to drive it over Cooike as well.

Round 3 - Not only did Simon roll back &; forth over Cook, but he stooped the bus in front of him and belched exhaust out over his fallen body. And this was right after Randy made the first astute comment of his career, noting that Cook showed all these different sides of his singing. Maybe at some point, he'll realize that is something Gaspy is incapable of and how that means more than being able to sing the phone book.

Oh dear lord, Gaspy is destroying Imagine again.

MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy's screaming is making me sick.

Imaginelisma. . .mmmmm. . .

Can not...will not...vote for the unoriginal, uninspiring Archie boy. What a mess. Sorry VFTW'ers. Can't do it. You can't make me...you'te not the boss of me!

Wow, I dozed off from boredom, then heard Celebrate Me Home and thought they were just crowning the winner tonight... but no, they actually have Ruben start singing at 9pm exactly. Who wants to see this? They've cut off contestants who were actually GOOD before because of the time, make this evening end already.

Why is there a big lummox on my TV screen? Oh, it's only Reuben.

I'm not convinced Cook threw the match tonight, but he definitely lacked intensity and was a little "off."

What could Jeff Archuleta have done. . . or have agreed to for this lap dance?

A lap dance from David for. . . well. . . whoever wants one?

Fact is, they're both boring, cost-cutter versions of better, far more original artists. Best of luck to both of 'em. . . they'll BOTH need it. . .

Looks like the pimping has not stopped.,. I hope we help give them what they are asking for.

Wow, the boxing bullshit was so lame. I want to shoot whoever came up with that shitty idea in the face. Anyway, I thought that David Cook had some decent songs (The first &; third one) but David A. completely blew him away. I'm not so sure what to think about how the judges just praised him though, I mean sure that's good since I like him but it seemed..Cheesey. Hah, big surprise. Anyway, trying to vote &; already getting frustrated with the busy signal. I haven't tried to vote on a final since season two...Stupid Ruben, even if Clay isn't amazing he's still way better than Ruben. But that's old news, and I'm sick of rambling on so I'm done here for now.