Mail Bag Update 5/29/08

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, May 29, 2008 at 2:15 PM EDT
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ... You thought! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! Just wanna say victory to DAVID and DAVID. You see As much as we wanted DA to win, we felt DC is just as DESERVING. So when you put DA as your vftw we voted for DC and its been like that since the start of the season. We started with 12 in our group and now have over 1020 in the group voting. We vote for everyone except the person on VFTW! HAHAHAHAHAH! VICTORY FOR US! HAHAHAHAHAH! And we will pass ;the word around and will be ready for next season.!!

-Niles


hey u keep makin fun of these contestants like theyre fuckin people who deserve all that crap ur puttin them through.. but u know wut lemme tell u who u are.. ur a fuckin nerd ass retard who nevr got a life back in his young days and now ur entertaining urself in putting down these talented people just so u would feel good about urself? im fuckin darn right right!? u fuckin faggot!? look at u man? just by lookin at u in ur interviews u fuckin got nuttin to be proud of compared to those contestants..your a fuckin nerd man! i bet u dont even fuckin get girls at ur fuckin age arent u?? Your that kinda guy in high school who gets picked on by the alpha kids in school lolz.. im sori man but i feel pity for u.. ur just a fuckin low life scumbag whos jealous of these people success. and oh hey! just make sure u post this on ur website mail blog cuz i would love for people to see this..=)

-Rex


What The Hell Do You Think You Are Puttting Pepole I Ought To Have You,re Web Site Shut Down . You Aren Down Right Nasty And Rude To Put To Beautieful Men Down You Ought To Be In Jail For Such Harrassement . This Is Down Right Filth That I Ever Seen You Are Such Jerks To Be Putting Amerca Down Like You Dod You Need To Grow Up And Act You,re Age. When You Curse Others Those Curse Will Go Back To You , Itty It. Saying Us Amercain Pepole Are David Archuleta Is A Hero Of All Kind . So Is David Cook So Put That In You,re Pipe And Smoke it Heavy.Putting Things On David Cook Is A Doll And So Is David Archuleta So Say I Am A Freek Guess What America Is Beautiefl .. I Love David Archuleta And I Am Going To Haunt You With That As Long As I Live Ass Wipe.You,re Curses Are Being Thrown Out. And Sent Right Back To You.There Now You Wanted Opinion Will I Gave One. You,re Out Down Filth .Or Who Put This Filth On The Internet And I Agree You,re Web Site Should Be Shut Down. David Archuleta You Are Beautieful David Cook I Love You Too Keep Up The Good Work . Haunting Time. Good By

-Marlea


First of hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh boy did I enjoy seeing you fart bag's lose tonight.I do feel sorry for DA but god it feels good knowing that you VOTEFORTHEWORST.COM don't have the power over voting like you thought you did.HAHAHAH I LOVE IT! David Cook just took a big dumb all over your site.That the big FUCK YOU from Fans and we peed all over your site.By power voting for Cook!See you dumbasses should of quite after Brooke you fucking three stoodes wanna bees.I've been telling ppl all along to pay no mind to your little dick sucking site and now I have poof of how useless it really is.HAHAHAHAH THANK YOU THANK YOU VFTW for making such asswipess out of yourselves. Why don't you all overdse on pills and be done with it!DONKEY BALL SUCKING FLEE BIRD BRAINS!Cat shit eating goat dicks!AND I MEAN EVERYWORD IN THIS LETTER!

-Carolinne


Dear Idol Producers aka VFTW,

wow, ur real smart! or do u not read THE NEWS! u guys r so slow!! "congrats to david cook for being the nonn plant contestant" non plant MY BUTT! did u not SEE his album?!?!? its called analog hearts and he made it in 2006! and recently it went to number one on billboard until idol producers shut it down. it topped mariah carrey's e=mc2. how is that NON PLANT?! where is the justice in this?! at first when i head this news i was like, wow, why hasn't it appeared on VFTW yet? BECAUSE U GUYS ARE JUST AS BAD AS IDOL!! ur not ruining idol! in fact i think u guys are just a branch that idol made up just to manipulate viewers. you guys have a sick game u run and it makes absolutely no sense. thanks for being retards, suckaz.

-Veronica


So glad your shitty website is no irrelevant now.. you couldn't even get crowd favorite David A to win.. no go get a real job and not ride on the back of American Idol you losers

-John


I am really curious how you can live with yourself with this rubbish that you produce since it is such a cause for HATE.

-Paul


i can't believe your site! it's unbelievably awful! what you do is downright mean! it's pointless too. why would you want to spend your life doing nothing but trash american idol? if you don't like the show, don't watch. it's simple. i will probably never understand why this site exists or why anyone would ever want to listen to what you say. all you do here is to make others feel bad with your hurtful comments. this site deserves to be deleted. everyone has their own opinion of each contestant and they a) don't need help picking their least favorite and b) shouldn't have to worry about a silly site that will do nothing but tell meaningless lies about favorites or even least favorites. the creators should really think again. it's sites like this that crush the spirits of people world-wide and in my opinion that is a very cold goal for anyone involved in this site. the things said here are simply opinions, we can respect that, but the harsh words said in the process are only meant to destroy hopes and dreams. in conclusion, please concider what i said. be kind and be peacful. make good choices with everything you do and this just may not be one. thank you! :)

-MAllory


Hey there, I'd just like to say how much I love what you guys do. Everything that you claim is wrong with American Idol, I've thought at one point. Plus, the things that I've thought about the contestants, and why I hate them, well, you put it into words when I can't. Archuletta being a puppet is certainly the first thing in my mind whenever I think of him. I would love to see him flounder like a fish out of water. I think it'd be pretty hilarious. Keep it up! I do kinda wish that I hated you guys though, and could misspell as bad as some of the people whose letters you post, though. They're pretty funny, and I bet they're fun to write, too. (Not.)

-Sean


YOU FUCKERS THIS TIME YOU HAVE GONE TO FAR.I WANNA SCATCH YOUR EYES OUT WITH MY BEAR HANDS.FUCK YOU FOR MAKING MY BABY ARCHIE LOSE.I KNOW YOU CAN SEE IT BUT I'M GIVING YOU THE FINGER FUCK YOU ROTTEN EVIL DEVIL CUM!

-Portia


THANK YOU! Thank you VFTW for a truly remarkable season. It has been the highlight of my tuesdays and thursday for a long time now. I personally thank whoever decided to make the Archulator the pick, and in doing so giving him the kiss of death. David Cook deserved to win, although unleashing Papa Jeff on 19 would have been equally satisfying. Thanks for a great season, I can't wait for next year (If there IS an AI next year after Pauler's shennanegins). It would also be pretty cool if this got in the mailbag.

-Drew


For the first couple rounds of American Idol that VFTW existed, I couldn't understand what exactly you guys got out of doing something like this. However, after a season like this, I'm so glad you're in existence. I check the site daily and live for the updates. :) Thank you for a great season, and I look forward to the next one!

-Converted Worster


So, let me get this straight. You think the show is rigged, and the votes don’t count, and yet your sight encourages people to vote in said “rigged” contest. How is this supposed to make sense? Also, if you hate this show so much….why do you keep watching it? Either, you’re pretty dumb, which I doubt…..or in reality you really like the show and are too ashamed to admit it.

-Kevin


Why do you watch the show and expend so much energy on it if you hate it so? How sad you are - and how mean spirited.

-R. White


You're probably not used to hearing this, but I am actually a HUGE fan!! Unlike all the brainless, tasteless, deaf people who watch the show I actually appreciate what you all are doing here and I agree with everything that you say. It gives me hope that there are still honest people out there. This website is HILARIOUS because it speaks the truth! I will admit, I love American Idol but this season has been a real letdown. I mean come on, want to make it a bit more obvious that it was rigged for a David/David finale? SERIOUSLY! And, the comments are scripted? Oh please, give me a break. PATHETIC! American Idol has become a joke and rather than becoming upset or in denial I have decided to join the VFTW team and make the best out of it. All the pictures, videos, and reviews are brilliant! Very funny. Good job folks and I hope you keep it going next season (if there is one). I have tremendous respect for the VFTW crew because they see through all the scams and scandals and are able to see the show for what it really is. RIGGED, RIGGED, RIGGED!

-Olivia


I have a hard time believe that grown adults get pleasure out of calling a 17 year old young man names and belittling him every chance they get. Why? What has he done to you? From reading his comments and interviews, he has more class and maturity than the so-called adults. Grow up!

-LL


You guys are sooo awesome! I don't know why all those people hate you. It's just a freaking TV show for goodness sakes!! VFTW makes the show sooo much more interesting, and all those people who get mad cause their favorite is the VFTW pick, you should be happy!! Even if they are the VFTW pick, it's more votes! Keep going guys!

Your #1 fan,

-Shayla


Dudes, thanks a million for single-handedly owning Archuleta. Death to the pre-teen fangirls! David Cook, who was the best since day one, won by a landslide, and we have you guys to thank. The muck you dug up on that innocent-looking little imp was truly instrumental in his demise. Rock on, guys! Thanks for preserving good music!

-Cole

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begemot
Posted: 5/29/2008 at 2:29 PM Reply with quote
Location: My apartment.

Quote "Rex":
HEY LOOK AT MY BAD TYPING AND SHIT

Aw, Rex, did they reject you from CI 6 and now you're taking it out on us here? I'm so sorry to hear that.

8maraschinocherries
Posted: 5/29/2008 at 2:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: huhuhuhuhuh

bear hands... hmm... are those worse than wolf and cheetah hands?????

Mikalah Rocks
Posted: 5/29/2008 at 2:49 PM Reply with quote
Location: Here

I would like to thank all the illiterate retards for writing in all season. You have provided me with laughs a couple of times of week for the past few months. Please come back next year!

xoxo

Quote :
David Cook just took a big dumb all over your site.
No, Carolinne, you just took a big dumb on the mail bag.

Smartie
Posted: 5/29/2008 at 3:35 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

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<em>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! ... You thought! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH! Just wanna say

victory to DAVID and DAVID. You see As much as we wanted DA to win, we

felt DC is just as DESERVING. So when you put DA as your vftw we voted

for DC and its been like that since the start of the season. We started

with 12 in our group and now have over 1020 in the group voting. We

vote for everyone except the person on VFTW! HAHAHAHAHAH! VICTORY FOR

US! HAHAHAHAHAH! And we will pass ;the word around and will be ready

for next season.!! <br />

-Niles</em>

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What you need, Niles, is a  Weebly site. Call me, let's get that going ASAP!

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Rhia
Posted: 5/29/2008 at 4:10 PM Reply with quote

I love it when you post the mail. Some of these folks make me laugh so hard.

Lighten Up
Posted: 5/29/2008 at 4:30 PM Reply with quote

Ooooohhhhh Ahhhhhhhh, I've been jonesing for a new mailbag. Thanks.

Lighten Up
Posted: 5/29/2008 at 5:04 PM Reply with quote

Niles – Who is this mysterious “we”? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

Rex – Those extra letters on your keyboard are there for a reason.

Marlea (and Paul)– So, you haven’t seen the other things on the internet like pedophilia, torture, skinheads? You’re only upset about “Itty it” us?

Carolinne – I lost my fart bag, did you find it? There’s a reward.

Mallory – “everyone has their own opinion of each contestant” You just contradicted your own argument. We are embracing our right to express our own opinions about this show and these contestants.

Portia – Are your bear hands furry with leathery pads and long hooked claws? Are they good for catching salmon?

LL – What else are we supposed to do? It gets pretty boring down here in mom’s basement.

Scott Baio
Posted: 5/29/2008 at 5:06 PM Reply with quote

Could this be the last Mail Bag of the season? This will be typed with love, but also a sense of sadness for good things past. As I rip on the Mail Bag tards this one last time, a solitary tear will make it's lonely journey down my cheek, until it drips off into oblivion, possibly onto my lap, where it may stain my pants with salty sorrow. Poor little lonley tear! I wonder if tears themselves can cry. If so, the tear that I cry will probably also cry it's own little tears, and onward into infinity. We're talking mucho tiny little tears here! Anyhoo, on with the thing.

Niles - Psst! David Archuleta hasn't been the pick since the beginning of the season. Pay attention, fuckwit! Also, you sucked on Frasier! No wonder Daphne didn't want to give you any of her English muffin.

Rex - No! Bad dog! If I've told you once, I've told you a million times! No dogs at the computer! Computers are for people, not for dogs! Bad! [smacks Rex on the nose with a rolled up newspaper] That's right. Bad dog! Hey, stop licking your own balls! No! Bad!

Marlea - Is that the title of your new book that you just typed out there? It's the only reason I could think of that you typed the first letter of each and every word in

capital letters. It couldn't possibly be because you're fuckin' stupid, could it? Anyway, I hate to be a critic, but that title is a bit cumbersome to say the very least. You should have just called it Marlea, the Stupid Ghost. See? That's much shorter, and it encapsulates every blathering sentiment from your original title.

Carolinne - You mean every word in that letter? Even "stoodes" and "wanna bees" and "poof" and "asswipess" and "overdse"? Because those aren't really words. I like "cat shit eating goat dicks" though. Good job on that one. I'm sure your mother is proud.

Veronica - You're right. I am actually a top level executive at Fox. I grew David Cook in a test tube and groomed him for Idol. Here's the cool part. Have you ever seen that movie Twins starring Arnold Scwarzenegger and Danny Devito? Arnold is the perfect specimen, and Devito is the mutant spawn of all the leftover genetic crap. The same thing happened when I made David Cook. Archuleta was the little midget mutant leftover shit that nobody wanted. Two for one! Woohoo!

John - VFTW is "no irrelevant?" That's means we're relevant in your immigrant pidgin English, right? Once you get a better handle on the English language, you may learn about something called a "double negative." Then again, you may be incapable of learning since you're obviously a special ed student. If that's the case, just continue eating your own boogers in the corner over there, because there's nothing I can do for you.

Paul - Sorry, Mr. McCartney. I know you're still angry at Idol for screwing up your songs, but you should send them the hate mail for that, not VFTW.

MAllory - I think you are right. I have been such a mean person my whole life, but your letter has changed that! From now forward I will be kind and peaceful. Oh wait, no I won't. Go fuck yourself, buddha.

Sean - You can hate me if you want. But please know that you will never hate me as much as I hate myself.

Portia - Hey! You totally just stole my band name! Dammit! It took us three years to dome up with Rotten Evil Devil Cum! Thanks for giving me the finger fuck, though. That felt nice, mostly. A word of advice: trim your nails next time, please.

Drew - Enjoy your mail bag fame.

Converted Worster - See you next season, Convert!

Kevin - I used to like Idol. Now I just like making fun of it. You remember when you were in grade school and those kids closed in a circle around you and spit all over you and laughed and kept chanting "CRY BABY CRY! CRY BABY CRY" until you peed your pants, causing you to cry even more and them to laugh even harder? Yeah, you're Idol, and we're those mean kids. Haha, you peed on yourself. Loser! And no, we know it's not sweat. Nice try, Piss Boy!

R. White - I don't really think typing on a keyboard is really expending that much energy. Maybe for a fat tub of lard like yourself, but for me? Not really. You should get more exercise.

Olivia - So if someone is brainless, tasteless, and deaf, do they even realize that they can't taste or hear anything? Sorry, but I think if you're brainless, you're probably tasteless and deaf by default, as well as blind, mute, immobile, etc. I'm just trying to clarify. Avoiding redundancy is one of my ultimate goals in life. In fact, you might even say that avoiding redundancy is one of my ultimate goals in life.

LL - Listen, Cool J, Archuleta has inflicted his horrible singing on us. That's what he's done, so he deserves any ridicule he receives at the hands of this website. By the way, when are you going to come out with a new song? Your rap career has really gone downhill since "Mama Said Knock You Out." That shit was the jam!

Shayla - People are idiots. Get used to it.

Cole - David Cook sucks. He may not be Archuleta-style suckage, but he sucks more than any Dyson vaccum cleaner. He sucks harder than a fat kid trying to get that last drop of milkshake from the bottom of the cup. He sucks harder than a whore trying to earn her next crack rock. He is the suckiest thing since suck came to Sucktown. If you really think that David Cook's Idol-produced album will be "good music," then you, my friend, suck too. Suck on that, sucker!

And I'm spent. That was enjoyable, yet slightly bittersweet. Nighty night, Worsters!

purpledarklighter
Posted: 5/29/2008 at 5:40 PM Reply with quote

My favorite line of the mailbag was: "DONKEY BALL SUCKING FLEE BIRD BRAINS!Cat shit eating goat dicks!" LMAO

Scott Baio your comments were hilarious!!

Krispea86
Posted: 5/29/2008 at 5:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: Milton, FL

Hmmm. Fart bag.

Last I knew, those were called Whoopie Cushions.

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