Gaspy Signs With Jive Records

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, June 05, 2008 at 12:29 PM EDT
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Looks like Gaspy got a record deal. David Archuleta has just signed with Jive Records to produce his debut album. Jive is also the home of Jorbacca. Being that Jive had to saddle Jorbacca with Chris Brown to produce a hit record, which Jive artist will Gaspy be dueting with to try for a hit single? Miley Cyrus? The Jonas Brothers? We're personally hoping for T-Pain or R. Kelly. Though R. Kelly might not do it because Gaspy is a) a male and b) too old for him.

In other Gaspy news, a planned charity concert for Gaspy's fans was canceled after Idol said no. Why? None of the top 10 can do their own thing until after the tour. And guess who knew this and planned the concert anyway? Oh Jeff Archuleta, you're just the thorn in America's side that we'd hoped you'd be. Keep up the antics for years to come and we'll grab the popcorn.

Duke of Vandals
Posted: 6/5/2008 at 1:01 PM Reply with quote
Location: On the voyage of the damned!

Does anyone know what charity Jeff Archuletta was planning to support with this concert?

Something tells me it isn't some sort of anti-child abuse charity...

Mulishass
Posted: 6/5/2008 at 1:34 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Sticks

OK this is the funniest Gaspy chop yet.

I horked a pineapple chunk thanks to this chop.

purpledarklighter
Posted: 6/5/2008 at 3:35 PM Reply with quote

That chop is awesome!

Anyway it would be funny to see Gaspy duet with any hip hop artist lol

Thanks for the news!

supedupX
Posted: 6/5/2008 at 5:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: New York

best.chop.yet. lmao.

Imagine if they try to saddle Chris Brown with Archey?!

he'd be like....oh HELL NO!

I still HOPE that Prince Gaspian outsells Crook! :P

supedupX
Posted: 6/5/2008 at 5:23 PM Reply with quote
Location: New York

Duke of Vandals--the charity money was supposedly going to go to Multiple Sclerosis Foundation and Make A Wish Foundation.

woolymammoth
Posted: 6/5/2008 at 7:39 PM Reply with quote

I was watching that on the news (I live in Utah) the concert WAS scheduled for Friday, June 6th and all of the arch-angels were so dissapointed on the news and I just said "aha, take THAT!"

oh, I am so mean, talking to my television in such a way. anyway, they said that if Achuleta were to perform in utah before the idol tour then it may affect ticket sales when the idol tour comes to Salt Lake City. The concert was only going to cost $1 (according to the news) and the rest of the money was going to charity (10% would probably have gone to the mormon church as well... gotta get into heaven)

apex
Posted: 6/5/2008 at 9:33 PM Reply with quote
Location: MT. Wanahakaluku

GO JEFF!

KD30
Posted: 6/6/2008 at 3:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: NJ

The concert was only going to cost $1 (according to the news) and the rest of the money was going to charity (10% would probably have gone to the mormon church as well... gotta get into heaven)

The breakdown was to be $.25 of that dollar to go towards the costs of holding the concert and the other $.75 to be split between the 2 charities. But you raise a good point, I wonder if some would be put towards the church on the sly. I don't know anything about that religion, but I wouldn't be surprised if the Archuletta's had to pay some sort of percentage of his earnings to the church.

Good chop, but no chop will ever top the Archutard as a 2 year old on a leash in the airport line.

SHL
Posted: 6/6/2008 at 5:46 AM Reply with quote
Location: california

VFTW I have a question. During the AI5 concert Hicks had a solo tour with his band along side the AI tour. Sooooo, how did that work?

To bad AI doesn't realize that this MS concert would be great free advertisment for the "good deeds" of the AI machine.

DreamCrusher
Posted: 6/6/2008 at 6:24 AM Reply with quote

<i>anyway, they said that if Achuleta were to perform in utah before the idol tour then it may affect ticket sales when the idol tour comes to Salt Lake City.</i> - woolymammoth

Typical. God forbid any charity should get in the way of profit for the poor AI producers. Nigel might have trouble paying the staff at his mansions.

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