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Scott Baio
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Posted: 6/9/2008 at 6:44 AM
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Good god, could they autotune that bitch just a little bit more next time? She sounds like a cross between Michael Jackson and electricity. And shit.
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Svetlana-Ko
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Posted: 6/9/2008 at 7:16 AM
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Location: Chicago
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It reminds me of Britney's third album, minus the catchiness. It could have been worse, but yeah, I don't think this will be a hit...
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Insane
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Posted: 6/9/2008 at 7:47 AM
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Location: Avatar by yoji
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<p> This song should be on the "Up With People" soundtrack. Good Jebus, people! </p> <p> And why did they stick such gigantic heels on a 7-foot woman? Flats are your friend, Jordin!  </p>
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Kazyan
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Posted: 6/9/2008 at 7:54 AM
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Location: Nowhere
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This single is crap. The musicis lifeless, the singing pattern is wierd, and I dislike the music video. This will flush like Natsha Bedingfield's "I Bruise Easily". At least that single wasn't noise. This might be the last we hear of Jorbacca.
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Van Dergraaf
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Posted: 6/9/2008 at 8:16 AM
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This single is crap. The musicis lifeless, the singing pattern is wierd, And I thought that disco drum beat went out in the 80s. This was dreadful, 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back, and an atrocity committed on my ears and brain. Thankfully, I had a good 60s garage CD with me that I was able to immediately pop in my hard drive and wash out my mind.
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Weenrocks
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Posted: 6/9/2008 at 8:44 AM
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Location: At the straw and pine store
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Alright, analysis. Jordin's new single stinks like carrots in throw-up! Ooh, that could gag a maggot! It stinks like hot sick ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!
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Scott Baio
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Posted: 6/9/2008 at 8:51 AM
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Quote weenrocks: Alright, analysis. Jordin's new single stinks like carrots in throw-up! Ooh, that could gag a maggot! It stinks like hot sick ass on a dead carcass! Even stink would say that stinks! You know when you go into an apartment building and you smell the other people's cooking on each floor and you go "What are they cookin'?" That, plus crap!  would like a word with you...
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purpledarklighter
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Posted: 6/9/2008 at 8:54 AM
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What a crappy song... and her dress and shoes are so fugly...
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rem
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Posted: 6/9/2008 at 12:16 PM
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Location: Middle of the Pacific
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Who's this Wendy that Jordin has written on her had at the end?
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Ravenbomb
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Posted: 6/9/2008 at 2:24 PM
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Location: Home is where you're happy
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"Who's this Wendy that Jordin has written on her had at the end?" I think it's her dead friend. Or pet. I forget which. And I don't know what you guys are talking about. Sure the music was terrible but the video is a masterful piece of art. The Altman-esque use of multiple stories, the homage to Maya Deren's "Meshes of the Afternoon," the way they highlighted Jordan by using camera angles to make her look a million feet tall, I would watch it again if I could mute it and have a window open on top of it that was showing a better video.
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