Carly already looks photochopped in this picture.

And we kept going on about how skinny Brooke was? Look at Syesha in this photo. Her breasts must weigh more than the rest of her. (Of course, Carly still outweighs both of them put together.)

Syesha should be featured in an ad for the Playtex Cross Your Heart bra. I'm certainly crossing my heart that it happens. Rowr.

Brooke should be the star of an ad campaign for Lithium and Prozac in order to treat her apparent case of bipolar disorder. Also, we can definitely get her a gig with FocusFactor, a dietary supplement that supports healthy memory. Hopefully she won't forget the lines to the commercial and have to start over.

And Carly. So many possibilites. We'll start off with a commercial campaign for Irish Spring soap, because she's Irish, and she looks like she probably smells like bacon. Next, she can film a spot for Invisalign in order to fix her frightening, razor sharp buck teeth. After that, she can star in some ads for Ex-Lax, due to that constipated look, accompanied by the PowerSquat[sup]TM[/sup], she always has when singing onstage. Next, she may be able to star in come CoverGirl commercials for foundation in order to cover up those unsightly tattoos when applying for a job at her local McDonalds, although I don't know if CoverGirl makes makeup in her particular skin tone: Vampire Corpse. Which leads us to our last possibility. If all of these other options fail, Carly could always double for the Morticia Addams M&;M in those stupid candy commercials:

Kinda looks like that TV movie Riding The Bus With My Sister, where Rosie O'Donnell was mentally handicapped...

Who's the disgusting pig in the middle with the sock head and bear hands? Kinda looks like Carly if she put on 60 pounds since Idol (in addition to the 70 pounds she put on during Idol).

Two things:

First off, it's funny, when i first saw this thread I thought it WAS a photochop. Figure Carly just got that much uglier.

And second...who the hell is David Foster?

LMAO!! Great post Scott Baio!

As for the 3 girls in the pic, Syesha and Brooke look like two friends going out for shopping. While they shop, they pick up this very strange lady off of the street who seems to have no friends. Suddenly she's been NOTICED, and has been invited by these 2 beautiful women to hang out with them.

Only these 2 'friends' have been "forced" to do so!

Am i the only one who assumes this is a laxative commercial?

My goodness. Carlyplant gained even more weight since the show ended. In between those skinny girls she looks even fatter. Who in their right mind would put her in any commercial? She is totally unmarketable.