Forgettable Idols Form a Trio

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, June 23, 2008 at 3:48 PM EDT
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Two of American Idol 7's early boots decided to form a musical group... introducing Whitaker Malloy. Alaina Whitaker (who you may remember as the Interchangeable Blonde Whore who could actually sing well) and Kady Malloy (who you may remember as the Interchangeable Blonde Whore who had a nice rack and made stank faces but seemed like she might be fun) joined up with Alaina's sister Brittney to record country music. While it seems like their gimmick isn't bad, they're going to need better songs to sell records. With a little work, we could possibly see it working. All they have to do is let Alaina sing the vocals and make the CD cover Kady's boobs. In any case, we always like to see people succeed without the Idol machine, so good luck, girls. We hope you outsell Carlyplant.


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azurebird
Posted: 6/23/2008 at 4:05 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

That's pretty cool. I'm always loving the fresh-air anti-Americal Idol rejects start something. :) Like Funnystone said, you must outsell Carly Plant!

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Scott Baio
Posted: 6/23/2008 at 4:12 PM Reply with quote

There's a girl named Brittney in the group? Uh oh, I sense some friction when Kady attempts her Britney Spears imitation. If history has taught us one thing, it's that there can be only one... Brit[t]ney.

Or was that the Highlander?
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Smartie
Posted: 6/23/2008 at 8:34 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Ladies, 379 CDs sold and you beat the biggest plant in Idol history!

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PiratePoppet
Posted: 6/24/2008 at 4:56 AM Reply with quote
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That picture looks incredibly awkward. They don't look thrilled to be together at all.

Hopefully they'll outsell Plant before the catfights start.

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purpledarklighter
Posted: 6/24/2008 at 5:52 AM Reply with quote

Their songs I heard on myspace are awful! but i still hope they'd outsell cunty!
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Insane
Posted: 6/24/2008 at 3:12 PM Reply with quote
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Hey, they're like the American version of Braided.

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Considering the shabby treatment they got on AI, I wish them luck. Hope they outsell the plants!

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sissy
Posted: 6/24/2008 at 4:42 PM Reply with quote

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runuts251
Posted: 7/1/2008 at 11:54 AM Reply with quote

This pic is really awful and weird, especially the chick in the back. He looks like she is taking a big dump. But hey, country fans will probably eat it up!
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