Paris Bennett Pregnant?

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 4:00 PM EDT
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We've heard that Paris Bennett has confirmed to the people running her street team that she is pregnant. At a performance in Atlanta, some of her fans were in an uproar because she appeared pregnant. Well, apparently she is. Congrats, Paris. Being a baby mama is part of being on Idol (Mantasia, Nikki McKibbin, Carlyplant who hid her baby, etc). And if she starts the baby off right, we'll have a VFTW candidate for American Idol 24. Yay!

Edited to Add: We were right again. Apparently she is naming the baby Egypt. Come on, Paris. That's a truly VFTW name.


Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 6/26/2008 at 6:42 PM Reply with quote
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Who would fuck her?

Dirk
Posted: 6/26/2008 at 7:36 PM Reply with quote
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Now, I'm all for more unique baby names. I really am. But she's planning on naming her kid Egypt? I think that registers a 8.7 on the big ol' WTF?! scale.

I mean, what, was naming her kid Libya or Zimbabwe not an option? Hell, even Botswana would make a better name.

rem
Posted: 6/27/2008 at 12:15 AM Reply with quote
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Carlyplant has a kid?

jawajedi
Posted: 6/27/2008 at 1:03 AM Reply with quote
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What a classic FAG comment. HAHAHAHA

I don't know if she looked pregnant, but they had her dressed like a 30-year old woman when she sang with her grandma.

So these Paris fans were attending an AARP-sponsored concert? We were there for Chaka and Queen Latifah.

Mysterioso
Posted: 6/27/2008 at 1:05 AM Reply with quote
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I don't think Carly has had a kid yet, from what I know.

This has just been a rumor here, from her posing with a baby.

And her MySpace saying "proud parent", I think that means her dogs.

Scott Baio
Posted: 6/27/2008 at 2:33 AM Reply with quote
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Wrong! Once again, VFTW can't get its facts straight. Paris Bennett already had her baby. Here is a picture:

Lurchthelurker
Posted: 6/27/2008 at 3:10 AM Reply with quote
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Damn. The dad must have been decent looking, because that baby is better looking than Paris ever was.

TheBigHoser
Posted: 6/27/2008 at 5:43 AM Reply with quote
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Maybe Chicken-Little fucked her

I'm pretty sure they remained friends after the show and tour that year.

Ouch!! I just got a visual of that.

Sorry Gang

purpledarklighter
Posted: 6/27/2008 at 11:15 AM Reply with quote
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Congratulations to Paris! though I have to admit Egypt is a crappy name...

FenderBender
Posted: 6/27/2008 at 12:10 PM Reply with quote
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Who would fuck her?
Maybe nobody. Could be another case of artificial inseminaiken.

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