Your Canadian Idol Top 10 Includes Mark Day... Suck It, Judges!

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, July 09, 2008 at 1:08 PM EDT
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The Canadian Idol top 10 has been decided and our giant grape Mark Day has made it! Great job, Canada. This is a true VFTW victory as the judges are probably crying themselves to sleep. Although we lost Mareepyeer Bellroooose, we also said goodbye to Oliver Pugfucker. Next week is David Bowie week, what will Mark entertain us with? Yay! Your top 10 are:

1. VFTW Victory! Mark Day

2. VFTW Backup Earl Stevenson

3. Katerreh Saylarahn

4. Theo Tams

5. Adam "Douchy" Castelli

6. Drew "Hobbit" Wright

7. Tiffani Amberly Thiessen

8. Sebastian "Haha, He Beat His Brother" Pigott

9. Mookie "Inaccurate History Lesson" Morris

10. Mitch "Another East Coast Fuck" MacDonald

purpledarklighter
Posted: 7/9/2008 at 1:57 PM Reply with quote

VFTW VICTORY!!!!!! I'm glad Mark and Earl are there!!

Other than Adam and Tiffani Amberly Thiessen the rest doesn't bother me...

The best elimination out of all 6 was obviously Oilly Pig! [with dead brother whoring smug Omar close second]

laurac
Posted: 7/9/2008 at 4:25 PM Reply with quote

i am pretty pissed about this top 10. you guys will love this, but it makes me so mad that mark day made it and omar got kicked off!!!! he deserved to be in a least the top 3, and his performance of ain't no sunshine was possibly the best performance on this show ever! i'm at least glad that mookie and theo made it, but half those people should be gone. canada, what is wrong with you? i have to admit though it was hilarious when mark sang against all odds! remember who sang it a few years ago? i thought of scott savol right away!

Ravenbomb
Posted: 7/9/2008 at 6:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: Home is where you're happy

Maybe Mark will don the leotard and sing "Space Oddity"

Twisted Chinaman
Posted: 7/9/2008 at 7:19 PM Reply with quote
Location: Calgary, AB

And so our game begins with a pretty good victory. It was good that we had Oliver Fuckgott eliminated before he could do any more damage...I had a strange feeling that if he had been left unchecked he could have done a heckuva lot of damage to our cause.

Or maybe I'm smoking the wacky tobacky again.

Either way, well done Worsters! Onward to our next battle...

FenderBender
Posted: 7/9/2008 at 7:25 PM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

Shame on me for doubting the power of VFTW. I thought Mark Day was toast, but DAMN, you pulled him through.

Dee Funkt
Posted: 7/10/2008 at 1:23 AM Reply with quote

Sorry, but you Americans just don't understand Canadian Idol voting.

This is NOT a victory for VFTW. It is simply you guys picking the most obvious contestant to get ahead. You want to show your "power"? Pick the contestant who ISN'T from Newfoundland. Every year, that province power votes their contestants well into the Top 10 regardless of how pitiful their performances are. This started long before VFTW, and it will continue every year. I know it is a phenomenon that you don't see in the US, but we are used to it here. Hell, in Season Two, when busy signals were the norm when voting for ANY contestant, Newfies were even supposedly given special connections where they didn't get the busy signals (some lame phone company excuse about them having different types of lines due to being a small island). The result was the horrid Jason Greeley making it to Top 4!!

So sorry, VFTW. Until you support a non-Newfie contestant and they go far, you have no power here in Canada. The Newfie will ALWAYS get through regardless of you guys. Even the judges comment on it (Zack's remark on how Mark would get through simply because of where he is from).

A victory for VFTW? No.

The usual lame duck voting bloc from Newfoundland that occurs year after year on Canadian Idol? Yes.

Smartie
Posted: 7/10/2008 at 1:24 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

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WOOOO! Congrats Mark, you made it thanks to us :)

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Oliver Piggott - you suck!

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Omar will be back next year, dragging his dead grandmother's corpse for more pity votes. Hey, did you know his brother died?

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Dee Funkt is a whiner who cannot admit the truth - WE DID IT! 

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prancing_nougat
Posted: 7/10/2008 at 3:41 AM Reply with quote
I'm nuts! Location: There are good times and bad times; then there is the Maritimes

You could put a hamster with a chew-stick farting into a microphone, and say it's from Newfoundland, and it wouldn't place lower than 4th on Canadian Idol. Yeah, the Newfies still on the Rock, and the displaced Newfies vote like crazy mofos for their own.

thefunnystone
Posted: 7/10/2008 at 7:04 AM Reply with quote
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Dee Funkt, you are clearly delusional. This is 101% VFTW's doing and -1% Newfoundland's doing. Clearly.

o_o
Posted: 7/10/2008 at 9:01 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

prancing_nougat - Tara Oram was from Newfoundland and got 6th place.

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