OK, so we overexaggerated on the last story. Constantine has work... in Desperation Tour 2008! Actually, it's just 4 American Idol finalists singing Christmas songs on December 3rd at the State Theatre in Easton, PA. The desperate out-of-work Idols who will be performing there are Constantine (ugh!), Kimberly Caldwell (double ugh!), David Hernandez (who?), and Diana Degarmo. Seriously, Diana. We don't even care that much about you but you can definitely do better than this group of desperate wannabes. Drop out and let someone truly pathetic take your place... like Carly Smithson. Thanks to MJ's Big Blog for the tip!
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Lint_Licker
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Posted: 7/10/2008 at 6:48 PM
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Location: Somewhere throwing tomatoes at little kids.
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Ok, wtf is up with that Voice cover? I posted this on the AI Media thread as well but looks like Constantcrap and a whole bunch of the rejects will have some gigs at the Hotel Nikko in San Francisco. Good thing for Constantcrap to have at least one more gig before bingo season begins. http://www.therrazzroom.com/Idols.html
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purpledarklighter
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Posted: 7/10/2008 at 7:02 PM
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This picture is so disgusting! oh the horror!!! And this indeed sounds like a desperation fest. It would probably get canceled like the one you mentioned before...
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bhamcha
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Posted: 7/10/2008 at 9:41 PM
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Location: India
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"The desperate out-of-work Idols who will be performing there are Constantine (ugh!), Kimberly Caldwell (double ugh!), David Hernandez (who?), and Diana Degarmo." Wait, you mean to say Diana Degarmo is still alive? I thought she was killed by Mantasia when she came in second and congratulated Mantasia by saying- "at least I don't look like Flava flav".
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Smartie
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Posted: 7/11/2008 at 2:08 AM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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<p> AHHHH! IT'S THE CUMSTAINTEETH! EWWWWWW!!!!! </p> <p> &;nbsp; </p> <p> Now I'm going to have nightmares.  </p>
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JauntyHat
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Posted: 7/11/2008 at 7:56 AM
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I read elsewhere that Diana might be doing the Broadway revival of Godspell this fall, which probably means she would drop out of this holiday thing. So there is still hope that she'll escape having to deal with the greasy stares and come ons she'd surely get from Maroulis.
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andrea-19
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Posted: 7/11/2008 at 8:03 AM
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Location: Canada
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Eww constandouche... Yeah Diane, you can do better than this!
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fuquethee
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Posted: 7/12/2008 at 8:17 PM
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That's hysterical. Easton Pa. I grew up there and after living out of state for several years I now live 8 miles from the State Theater. There's practically nothing to do around here.
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Weenrocks
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Posted: 7/14/2008 at 10:21 AM
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Dreamcrusher
Location: Down the rabid whole.
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I threw up a little in my mouth when I saw that picture. Does anyone have a mint?
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