Nigel Lythgoe = Homophobic Jerkoff

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, July 15, 2008 at 9:49 AM EDT
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Wonder why we don't have any out gay contestants on Idol? So did Michael Jensen from AfterElton.com. He sat down with executive producer Nigel Lythgoe, and Nigel lied through his teeth and still came across like a douchebag. Nigel states that he never asks contestants if they are gay and that it doesn't matter. Too bad he's lying. In this article, it says that Jim Verraros, a gay contestant from season 1, was forced to take down an online journal that said he was gay. Jim also says that The Advocate left voicemails for him while he was on the show and that they were never passed on to him. Even the flaming and fabulous Danny Noriega has never publicly stated he is gay since the show wrapped, ducking the question for some reason. Michael brings up the great point that the heterosexual Idol contestants are allowed to talk about their spouses, boyfriends/girlfriends, etc, while gay contestants have never mentioned theirs. Danny Noriega even referred to the person he liked as the unisex word "crush." Just what exactly is in the Idol contract? Seems creepy. And as if Nigel didn't dig himself deep enough into a hole, Nigel also says he hates "effeminate boys that mince around the stage." So apparently a male dancing effeminately is not dancing? Oh Nigel, no one must have loved you as a child (or now).

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Insane
Posted: 7/15/2008 at 10:45 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Back East, different places

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Didn't Nigel get his start by mincing about a stage? In tights, no less?

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Too bad he never realized how much he loves the cock. Jebus, what a ball of issues this guy is. 

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sunshine8503
Posted: 7/15/2008 at 11:12 AM Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd

Fuck off Nigel

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 7/15/2008 at 11:24 AM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

SYTYCD = Gay

purpledarklighter
Posted: 7/15/2008 at 12:56 PM Reply with quote

That's reason #85875298588439527975 to hate this SOB.

Shasta McNasty
Posted: 7/15/2008 at 2:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: Squintin' is the new lip-lickin'

Yea, Nigel was a dancer. Not only that, he was responsible for choreographing something called "The Apple" which definitely did NOT scream "butch masculine dancing".

Pretty pathetic. I used to dislike Jim Verraros but he didn't deserve this treatment.

Crash
Posted: 7/15/2008 at 3:32 PM Reply with quote
Location: Frauen amateur night at the strip club

Michael Jensen asks about "gay contestants" and Nigel says "You mean homosexual guys who have come out?" This really speaks to his fear, doesn't it? He doesn't even consider the possibility that the question includes women. He's just thinking guys.

But then, he probably does that all the time. ;)

Scott Baio
Posted: 7/15/2008 at 4:15 PM Reply with quote

On top of that, he stole my band name!

Oh well, we must press on in the name of rock! Come see the 80's hair metal stylings of Homophobic Jerkoff. We play Tuesday night at Little Chuckie's Pizza Parlor during the intermission between the animatronic gorilla and the animatronic dog. Free balloon animals for the kids!

Shuntatookthewrongbus
Posted: 7/16/2008 at 3:56 AM Reply with quote
Location: Earth

Wait...Isn't Nigel gay? Didn't he just come out as a contestant on Survivor using the name Chet?

magooschmooz
Posted: 7/16/2008 at 3:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis, TN

Where is that clip of him dancing with the stick going "Ding Dong Ding Dong"..........

Look in the mirror Nigel and say Black!!!!

TheDancingCookie
Posted: 7/17/2008 at 3:54 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

Ugh - Nigel is either gay and not coping with it or one of those straight guys who looks gay and makes up for it by being homophobic. I hope it's the latter - I don't want him on our team - he's too ugly.

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