Mark Day Safe And Into The Top Eight - Cod Cheeks Victory!

Mark Day is safe once again and in The Top 8! He has yet to be in the Bottom 3, thanks to VFTW, Newfondland and Chubarama. And Canada's hatred of French people shines through once again as the very decent Katherine St. Laurent is going home over far more disgusting turds like Sebastian Pigott and Mitch MacDonald. We also saw the return of All Time Longest VFTW Pick Jaydee Bixby, who's owning Brina Melo's ass on the charts and is proving that it doesn't matter if you sing only two notes if you've got a million dollar face, dance like there's no tomorrow and VFTW's got your back. But the best moment may have been the heavily pimped and judges' princess Amberly Thiessen being in the Bottom 3 as her fans can't stay awake long enough during one of her comatose performances to vote for her.

Stay tuned for next week when Mark and our Idols will be mentored by Mr. Gwen Sefani himself Gavin Rossdale as the theme will be Acoustic Week. And if Gavin tells Mark to just keep on shakin' his cod cheeks, that'll be far more valuable advice than his completely useless wife gave the entire cast of AI6 combined.