Mail Bag Update 7/25/08

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, July 25, 2008 at 4:57 PM EDT
Share:

Hi people. Ummm…I just wanted to say that you have to stop being so cruel to people that don’t deserve to be cruel to. I can’t believe that there are actually people put there that take pleasure out of being so stupid. I am not a very angry person so I’m not going to get angry. But you’re doing is unfair and very unusual. U really need to get lives. Go get a job and leave these poor people alone. They are people u know who have feelings just like me; just like you.

-Allison


Hi, Well I must say I find this website to be very bad and degrading to certain individuals and very insulting although the ones who published it may think it is just funny and a big joke but there are some very hurtful things in it and I along with a lot of others think it should be removed immediately. As for Mark Day, he is a fine person and for someone to make fun of him and his weight etc is not very nice at all and for all internet users to see. I could go on and on needless to say I and a lot of others would love to see this removed as soon as possible. thank you

-Maureen


u gay bitches better stop talknig shit bout david archuleta i fucken hate posers like u guys talking shit bout my one and only bitch fuck u ass posers u better stop posting shit bout my baby like that on the internet bitch or ill hav ur website fucken removed  hella hate it n get a life

-Johnny


i dont get your comments about david archuleta. are you for him or the screammer monotone david cook? its better for archie's second place win. his start to a big star will not be tied to that ass simon cowelERD. david cook is ok but he cant "sing the phone book" or his phone number and change tones between screams.

-WDS


I have to say, you guys are AMAZING. I love American Idol and all, but I love how you show the world how some of the contestants are. Sure at times you guys can be wrong or even cruel, but I know it's all in good fun. (Right?) Look, I have some favourites in American Idol, so I know that you won't think I'm a true fan, but I love you guys. I can proudly say that I'm an A.I addict and a Worster. I hope next year you keep on doing what you do best.

-Kamila


you could probably care less about what we think... but the person who made this website/thought of the idea is completely stupid, immature, disguisting, cruel, nasty, and an annoying idiot. GET A LIFE!

-Alexa


I have to say, I love your site. I visit it everyday, laugh with you guys at the ridiculous fans and horrible songs, and have even joined. But, I am also a "screaming-fantard-teenage-girl." I followed the show religiously, as I did with your site. I always agreed with everything you said, and would tell my friends(they all think I'm insane). You guys kept me updated on everything Idol,and allowed me to convince people I was psychic(some people are morons). So, I just want to thank you. You guys are the best anti-idol site out there.

-Melissa


Why do you watch the show and expend so much energy on it if you hate it so?  How sad you are - and how mean spirited.

-Robert


You and only you keep me watching a crapathon like American Idol. All of you are awesome in every way one can be awesome. None of my friends understand this site like i do. (They're with the fantard crowd. Middle schoolers!) I heard about this "ruthless" site from my best friend and got hooked. You guys are so funny! Keep this site going and i will be at my happiest. Keep posting!

-Kelsey


Shame on you guys for defaming American Idol. What did Idol ever do to you? Did Paula Abdul ever steal your vodka? or did simon cowell ever steal 10 bucks from you to buy a new man-bra? or did randy jackson ever call you or your a member of your family-dog? No? I didn't think so. So why do you guys with your fancy 3 digit IQs and new fangled common sense rag on them? Isnt that a little elitisg?(as we all know everyone who spells elitist the right way is an elitisg..hey wait I just spelled it the right way..but that still doesnt make me an elitisg u poo-poo nappy-heads). Because of your interfering David Archuleta was voted off and as we all know he was the coolest rocker ever since Hanson rocked our minds with Mmmmbop. Also Carly was gone thanks to you and Brooke White and I ask all of you have you ever seen a more genuine person than carly? Hmmm..? No? I didn't think so. Hey wait did I say that already? No? I didn't think so So back off you...you mean bullies before I call Miley Cyrus and the Olsen twins give u all cuties. Bleh to all of you

-Ferris

well im pissed off
Posted: 7/25/2008 at 7:30 PM Reply with quote
You Bastards Location: The Wetlands

JohnnyDrama, is that you? Hahahahaha.

For all the fantards reading this there is help. Free help from Doctor Fender’s Fantard Rehabilitation Center, DFFRC.

It's free and online at...

http://www.idletard.com/?p=133#more-133

Dr. Fender is real and will help you at NO COST TO YOU. Click on the link right now, right now, NOW!

purpledarklighter
Posted: 7/25/2008 at 11:13 PM Reply with quote

Ferris: "Because of your interfering David Archuleta was voted off and as we all know he was the coolest rocker ever since Hanson rocked our minds with Mmmmbop."

LMAO!!! David Archuleta and Hanson are so hard core! lollllllllllll

"have you ever seen a more genuine person than carly?" Genuine? Carly? bitch please! she told more lies than Pinocio!

"So back off you...you mean bullies before I call Miley Cyrus and the Olsen twins give u all cuties"

OH NOEZ I'M SO SCARED!

Johnny has to be a worster lol his letter is the funniest of the bunch!

Awww how I missed the mailbag! Keep them coming!

purpledarklighter
Posted: 7/25/2008 at 11:14 PM Reply with quote

Sorry for the double post... you can delete one of them...

Phuong
Posted: 7/27/2008 at 9:36 AM Reply with quote
More Awesome than McPhee

Ferris' letter is hilarious!! Whoever that is, I'm in love with you for the obscure Stephen Colbert reference. :)

Scott Baio
Posted: 7/27/2008 at 6:07 PM Reply with quote

Aw, fuck, one of these dealy-bobbers again? I thought all of the fantards went into hibernation when Idol was over, dozing peacefully in their caves and living off of the body fat that they stored up for several months by doing nothing but sitting on the couch and wacking off to Tivo'd Idol episodes whilst ruthlessly devouring bag upon bag of Cheese Puffs and washing it down with delicious bowls of cream gravy. Fat little fuckers!

Allison - I promise I will get a job just as soon as you get a fifth grade education and learn to talk good! Cuz, ummmm, for now you totally talk all bad and stuff and I'm not gonna get mad about it but how can you take pleasure out of being so stupid? Ignorance is bliss, so you must be a very happy person.

Maureen - Wow, you almost spelled your name right, but not quite. It's spelled M-O-R-O-N. Write it down with your fat pencil on your Big Chief notepad so you don't forget it next time, you fuckin' mongoloid. I love you!

Johnny - I will FIGHT you for David Archuleta! I always wanted one of those little helper monkeys, and Archie fits the bill perfectly. Hopefully I can one day train him not to throw his feces at me, but we'll see. His dad has kinda fucked him up in the head.

WDS - WDS? What does that stand for? Washington Donkey Show? How, sir, do I procur a ticket to your fine donkey show, and where, pray tell, does this event take place? Please respond to my queries post-haste, so that I may share in the wonder of watching you pleasure a mule with nothing but your apparently quite flexible esphagus. Sincerely, YAD (You're a Douche)

Kamila - You're right.

Alexa - You're also right. No one cares what you think.

Melissa - Kill your friends.

Robert - Ah, the energy thing. Never heard that one before. Look, just because typing out a 26 word missive causes you to start sweating, panting, and will probably make you sore for days does not mean that the rest of us are as out of shape and gross as you are. Lay down the Twinkies and get off of the couch, Tubbs.

Kelsey - You're right.

Ferris - You're right. Hanson rocks my shit like every single day!

bhamcha
Posted: 7/27/2008 at 10:23 PM Reply with quote
Location: India

AHA!!! my fantard ferris-tastical masterpiece got posted!!! But as far as I remember I wrote that all the way back in late May :( Bleh to you vftw for not posting it sooner but congratulations to you for winning the bhamcha award for excellence in finding fantardness also known as the golden compass (I came up with that name first).

FenderBender
Posted: 7/28/2008 at 6:38 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

I figured that Ferris thingy had to be from a Worster. There's no way a fantard could be THAT insane, or could he??

thefunnystone
Posted: 7/28/2008 at 9:25 AM Reply with quote
Administrator

I've been saving letters for a while to do a mail bag update. We get like none when the show isn't on, lol.

bhamcha
Posted: 7/28/2008 at 3:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: India

Yea I figured as much especially with the typical attention span of a fantard.

houster
Posted: 7/30/2008 at 9:42 AM Reply with quote
Location: Long Island, New York

Hopefully, Ferris's letter is from a Worster, but just in case it isn't:

Quote :
David Archuleta was voted off and as we all know he was the coolest rocker ever

Bruce Springsteen, Mick Jagger, Paul McCartney, Robert Plant, Eddie Vedder, and Chris Cornell, and dozens of others will be glad to know that.

I suppose that writer things Chris Daughtry is metal.

Subscribe


s