Over 80 Million People!

A new radio ad brags that American Idol was watched by over 80 million people last week. Too bad it was probably the same people watching both nights, so it's more like 40 million a night... meaning the same 40 million overall. Oh Idol, when will you ever stop making up stuff? As if 40 million isn't impressive enough. It's like when they open up more phone lines and then brag they had more votes than ever before... because they opened up more phone lines...

To enjoy tonight's Memphis auditions more thoroughly, head on down to the message board and chat live with other Worsters in the Play by Play thread. Tonight brings us possible VFTW contender Chris "Jack Osbourne" Sligh, as well as other crazy wannabes, so make sure to tune in!