Puerto Rico Auditions Are an Epic Fail

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, August 05, 2008 at 8:54 AM EDT
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Take a sneak peak at the people who tried out for this season's Idol in Puerto Rico. TMZ says only about 300 people showed up, which seems about right from the small line in the video. Epic fail! Maybe this pushed old Nigel Lythgoe over the edge to resign. If that's the case, we love you Puerto Rico!

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Scott Baio
Posted: 8/5/2008 at 10:35 AM Reply with quote

Those people do realize that this was a tryout for "American Idol" and not Grease, right?

This could turn out to be the oiliest season of AI ever! For real, they could give Constantine Maroulis a run for his money.

And that first chick sounded just like Haley Scarnato. Shoot me now.

magooschmooz
Posted: 8/5/2008 at 11:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis, TN

The guy at :55 needs to stop smoking the pipe dream. Sucky singer

Why do people yodel on this show for a audtiton song???

FenderBender
Posted: 8/5/2008 at 12:34 PM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

It might be Puerto Rico, but they're singing the same shitty crap that we always hear on AI. Why can't we take some lessons from the Canadiens and sing some decent material for once?

First dude - your dream is my nightmare.

First chick - You don't look Puerto Rican. And you sound like shit, especially that annoying growl.

Yodeler - Root for her. That's VFTW gold.

Smartie
Posted: 8/5/2008 at 1:46 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

300 people showed up, and I bet less than half were actually auditioning :D

rem
Posted: 8/5/2008 at 2:59 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middle of the Pacific

Not surprising at all. There are a lot of US haters in PR and they probably stayed away just because the word "American" was in the title. Although, at least 2 in the clip seemed decent enough singers.

If they are staying away from Hawai'i because only about 3000 showed up for the audition, AI definately never come back to PR.

Next stop, Alaska where less than a dozen will probably show up...

NormalFull
Posted: 8/6/2008 at 12:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: the other end of the busy signal

why are there auditions in a territory where your votes don't count.

is this AI or the democratic primary???

RyansCloset
Posted: 8/6/2008 at 8:58 AM Reply with quote

ugh I'm sorry but I couldn't get through 10 seconds of that. That clip just reminded me of all the reasons why I'm not watching this crappy ass show anymore.

And who's bright idea was to go to Puerto Rico??? They actually KNOW music and they don't need this stinky show.

FOX get the hint!

jasoncastro
Posted: 8/6/2008 at 9:25 AM Reply with quote
Location: California

I thought Elena Morera was pretty good.

Lmao at the yodeler.

magooschmooz
Posted: 8/6/2008 at 9:47 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis, TN

Puerto Rico, the place that brought you Menudo and Ricky Martin!!!!

I dont think JLo counts since she is from NYC but is of PR heritage.

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