For some reason, David Hernandez is still pretending to be straight. To help further this ridiculous facade, the gay stripper has released a new song called "Yo Name" on his Myspace. The song is awful, complete with amateur photography of him riding in a car with a tranny. Look, we're going to be blunt here, David. 1) No one likes you. Not even us. 2) Stop pretending to be straight. Not even your mom believes it. 3) You suck at singing and have no star potential. Go back to offering to give middle-aged men blow jobs for money. It might be the only thing you have a talent for.
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Scott Baio
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Posted: 8/8/2008 at 12:33 PM
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"Yo Name"? More like "Yo Lame"! Oooh, snap! Sorry, David, even a douche like you is not deserving of such a blistering helping of my furious wit. Here's wishing you a speedy recovery from that awful slap down you just received at the hands of yours truly. Love, Scot Baio xoxoxo
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purpledarklighter
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Posted: 8/8/2008 at 2:56 PM
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LMAO @#3 and the song is awful...
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thandeth
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Posted: 8/8/2008 at 5:47 PM
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Location: toronto
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Caden has responded. http://bulletins.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&;authorID=256703715&;messageID=6028409429&;MyToken=aa66d6ef-b1c4-4422-82b1-fb42d67c13a3
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 8/8/2008 at 6:21 PM
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He's not my friend so I can't see that. What does it say?
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LetterB
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Posted: 8/9/2008 at 3:15 AM
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Location: Canada
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Wow, you guys can't even get your facts right. This song and these pictures are NOT NEW - THEY ARE 4 YEARS OLD. David is a very talented singer with lots of loyal fans - so back off buddy.
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 8/9/2008 at 5:46 AM
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No one actually likes Caden unless he gave them a blow job for $400.
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purpledarklighter
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Posted: 8/9/2008 at 7:13 AM
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DavidCookCutie
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Posted: 8/9/2008 at 7:25 AM
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HAHAHA..not only is the song lame, but dude, did u check out his page!?!? Firs off the lame "tv" on top, said that he's gonna b an American Idol Correspondant or something....Y is he gonna do that...does he think its gonna give him aother 5 minutes of fame!? And Second...Did u see his Friends list!?!? Like dude, get some REAL friends! haha, just check them out...hes got a lot of former worsters on there! hahaha. wow. he needs 2 just stop, no one likes him. &;hearts;David Cook still Rocks.
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Smartie
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Posted: 8/9/2008 at 3:47 PM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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<p> <em>David is a very talented singer <strong>with lots of loyal fans</strong> - so back off buddy.</em> </p> <p> Where?  </p>
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manlambda
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Posted: 8/9/2008 at 6:12 PM
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Location: Maryland
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Ironic part is he came out he might have somewhat of a career doing the gay pride festivals etc.
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