David Cook's New Tattoo

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, August 10, 2008 at 8:39 AM EDT
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First Daughtry. Then Pocket Tool. Then the human canvas of pure waste that is Carly Smithson. Now this. Don't these people have any kind of barometer telling them they're putting hideous markings on their body? Haven't any of them seen good looking tattoos? They don't have to be this ugly. David... what were you thinking? Or drinking?

LuckyBlackCat
Posted: 8/10/2008 at 10:11 AM Reply with quote
VFTW Band Member Location: Feh

One of the ugliest tattoos ever. It rivals anything in Cunty's collection. Nothing says DOUCHE like a fucking eye tattoo on your flabby forearm. I hope the tards have a good old fashioned meltdown over the creepy, bald, pasty, pudgy loser. He's well on his way to schlock rock tool.

magooschmooz
Posted: 8/10/2008 at 10:35 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis, TN

it could be worse, he could have gotten ink like ghetto whore fantasia.

mastersnap101
Posted: 8/10/2008 at 10:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

If he was going to have to have a tattoo, at least have one that's tasteful. I mean, come on, the eye looks like it had too much fun yesterday and it now has a nasty hangover. Yikes!

supedupX
Posted: 8/10/2008 at 11:24 AM Reply with quote
Location: New York

ugh, just another reason why I can't stand this fat, balding, pitchy, greaseball...

did anyone see the Olympics opening ceremony? Crook's annoying idol-produced song made it on the telecast. It's considered the inspirational song of the summer...shoot me now.

o_o
Posted: 8/10/2008 at 11:37 AM Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

Twice in my life I have wanted to get a tattoo. Once I wanted to get a star tattoo, and another time I wanted to get a music note tattoo.

Who thinks up these ugly ideas for tattoos? I would never put a stupid tattoo like that anywhere on my body.

Ravenbomb
Posted: 8/10/2008 at 1:00 PM Reply with quote
Location: Home is where you're happy

That thing is creepy. It reminds me of the end of the movie The Gate. Think I could sneak in a model rocket to an Idol show and launch it at Cook?

melismaqueen
Posted: 8/10/2008 at 1:16 PM Reply with quote

Is it Cuntwell's eye?

Smartie
Posted: 8/10/2008 at 5:41 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

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That thing looks like something a 14 year old would do with Sharpies during a boring geometry class. 

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well im pissed off
Posted: 8/11/2008 at 2:39 AM Reply with quote
You Bastards Location: The Wetlands

Okay, seriously, THAT is not a permanent tattoo, right? It cannot be real ink in his skin.

AshBender
Posted: 8/11/2008 at 3:44 PM Reply with quote
Location: Centre of the Universe

The evil eye? Third eye? Eye of Ra? Or some other mythological meaning eye? Still... ugliest wrist-eye tattoo I've seen yet.

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