Kristy Lee Cook's Album Cover for "Why Wait?"

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, August 18, 2008 at 3:45 PM EDT
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Even worse than Kellie's album cover! Seriously, do these record labels even care about these "artists"? Leave us a comment to let us know what the horse is thinking in this picture. (P.S. This is not the horse she sold to get on Idol. That horse is glue now. Like this one will be soon. No one wants a horse infested with genital herpes.)

Scott Baio
Posted: 8/18/2008 at 5:04 PM Reply with quote

I agree with the sentiment of the album title. "Why wait," indeed? You've come so far, Kristy. There's no need to wait any longer. Go ahead and fuck that horse. Your long wait is over, and your "long" happiness is just beginning.

Orangutan
Posted: 8/18/2008 at 5:46 PM Reply with quote
King of the Jungle Location: No Longer "kooky"

It actually doesn't look that bad, except for the fact that it looks like she is molesting the horse. The horse is all

"OH BROTHER, I'M BEING RAPED AGAIN."

SpaceCat85
Posted: 8/18/2008 at 5:49 PM Reply with quote

Well...at least they didn't turn her face into goo in Photoshop like they did on Pickler's album cover.

joeyharmonic
Posted: 8/18/2008 at 8:04 PM Reply with quote
Laconic Bastard Location: Purrfect's catnip stash

The horse is all: "Get off me, Biotch!".

AshBender
Posted: 8/18/2008 at 9:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: Centre of the Universe

I can't even comment on the picture; I just can't get over that they greenlighted the cover having the 'i' in her name dotted with a heart.

Smartie
Posted: 8/18/2008 at 10:30 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

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I've never seen a suicidal horse before.

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Needs more boobs.

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Lint_Licker
Posted: 8/19/2008 at 4:55 AM Reply with quote
Location: Somewhere throwing tomatoes at little kids.

"Why Wait?" Is that a reference to the fact that they made this record in 4 days?

That horse just looks so sad and depressed.

jawajedi
Posted: 8/19/2008 at 5:52 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Event Horizon

*horse thoughts*

"Why wait? I love to pee in the lake water."

Maybe that was Kristy's thought, too. We'll never know.

Rebel
Posted: 8/19/2008 at 12:14 PM Reply with quote
Location: Hidden from view

Scott Baio, I had almost the same though as you.

I don't know what is worse, that we all seem to be thinking the same thing, or that this place has corrupted me further.

[Thanks for that btw. :-)]

alikatrah
Posted: 8/19/2008 at 12:53 PM Reply with quote

Poor horse. He's thinking, "I can live through this. I just hope vote for the worst doesn't post this embarassing photo."

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