We started with thousands of fame whores, where we met moos like Vanessa Kalala and trannys like Ryan Mawla. It then got narrowed to 200 wannabes, where we met cancer whore Dan Young, while Taylor Abrahamse saw his first vagina, that of partner Pappy J. Gordon. And then we narrowed it down to 24, when Oliver Pigott went three weeks without being able to squeeze out a turd, all the while Mark Day was ripening into one of the finest Giant Grapes VFTW has ever seen. But the garbage is gradually being swept to the curb as we get to see for the first time the special ten Canadians who get to prove they belong on today’s charts by doing 90 second versions of Paul Anka and Queen songs, all while being ripped apart by the judges (and VFTW!) for the next two months.

VFTW’s favorite show is back and we’re giddy in anticipation as we await an unprecedented slaughter as six fame whores will have their dreams crushed this week. And Canadian Idol’s ready to shift modes, from freakish to boring, as this is the week VFTW’s favorite contestants always get cut. But VFTW has teamed up with Newfoundland and Chubarama as we all await a performance, or perhaps a song choice, from Mark Day that screams I Love VFTW!

Ben’s back and he’s wearing a grape-colored hankie in honor of VFTW’s Giant Grape Mark. It’s music to my ears as he says there are only eight performances tonight but who can trust Ben after lying to us like his father that there was a Top 22. He tells us we’ll be meeting the special ten this Wednesday who'll have the honor of getting all of VFTW’s individual attention for the next two months. Farley says the cream is rising to the top, but it’ll sink back to the bottom as these Idols will become obese on Kraft Dinner. Jake says that the Idols need to give that performance that’ll make people vote, so Mark better be ready to Dance! Dance! Dance!

It’s Canada Day and we’re back to celebrate in true VFTW-style with ten of the worst Canada has to offer. Ben tells us that after tonight it’s Canada who’ll be deciding who will be staying and who’ll be going, and VFTW’s decided that Mark Day will be staying as we poured all of our mighty, and sometimes scary, resources behind him last night. So VFTW can sit back and relax and fully wallow in the train wreck that is Canadian Idol. But it’s the Idols who’ll be wallowing as tonight’s theme is Pathetic Sob Stories as each Idol tries to win our votes by telling us of some childhood deformity or dragging a dead relative’s corpse up onto the stage.

While July 1 is Canada Day, the next three months at VFTW will be Mark Day, and what a chubby Newfie day it’ll be as VFTW’s favorite show is back. We get one final glimpse of the four who were humiliatingly cut last week, or at least a final look until we see them serving gas to us next week. Ben introduces the judges as The Four Horseman Of The Apocalypse, but Ben looks more like a horse’s ass with his Don Johnson get-up, complete with fake tan.